face it steadily

I'm here, I'm queer, I'm very tired

[daryshkart]

i’ve been listening to Iris by the goo goo dolls on repeat and drawing this  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[chickpeamcb]

“Threaten then, I’ve got nothing.” “That’s… almost true.”

MAG 106: A Matter of Perspective

[tw: emotional cruelty, abuse of power]

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[coehellacanth]

i’ve been relistening to tazb and i have feelings about 🥺🥺🥺

[tiktoks-we-like]

[Description start: A young woman is playing the beginning part of the Universal Studios theme song on a xylophone, and then she throws both of the mallets at a drum placed in front of the xylophone. Another woman comes after her, playing the same tune and throws the mallets at the drum again. A man walks up after the last woman has finished and starts singing the ending of the Universal Studios theme off-key before laughing and walking away. End of description.]

[tolbyccian]

statement of timothy stoker regarding jonathan sim’s BLATANT FAVORITISM

[letsdontdie]

Jon gets used to being comfortable enough to be able to smooch whenever he wants 

[slashernipples]

So a lil while back i decided to turn a Massive section of my island into the Overlook Hotel's Hedge Maze

Frustratingly, every time I play I have to traverse the entire maze for weeds.

AND THEN

jUST YESTERDAY

tHESE FUCKERS POP UP IN THE CENTER

HOW MCFUCKING DARE.

also here's Jack.

[batterycows]

Martin gets tired of Avatars being confused by his existence so he gets a nametag

[zombiepatch]

some cartoony s5 doodles

[kuueater]

[roseverdict]

Transcript: The dude playing Portal 2 stops in front of a conversion gel pipe and says “Hey, can someone follow real quick? *snrk* Can someone who isn’t following me just follow real quick? You can unfollow right after, I don’t even care.”

Deep voice clip: “COME.”

Dude: *starts laughing* “Thanks-”

DVC: “COME.”

Dude: *laughs harder*

DVC: “COME. COME.”

Dude: *laughs even harder* “Only one of you had to do it for it, for it-!”

DVC: “COME.”

Dude: *squeak-laughs* “Thanks, ‘preciate it.” *chuckles a bit more*

A soundbyte of Kirby’s victory dance plays in response to the superchat.

Dude: “Hoo, fuck.”

The superchat is read in a feminine text-to-speech voice: “Come.”

Dude: *starts cackling uncontrollably, is cut off by the end of the video*

[kravkalackin]

taako, inviting the grim reaper on a pottery date while negotiating for the souls of an entire small town:

taako, an hour later realizing the flaw in this plan

[ID] The first image is the ‘Now I’ve thrown him off his rhythm’ meme. The second image is the same meme, edited to say ‘now i’ve fallen in love with him’ [end ID]

[reinerist]

“Um, Beatrice, why are you pretending I’m this guy’s nephew? We need money.”

[gertritude-art]

i hope that manuela dominguez is still alive in season 5 & every five minutes Helen has to stomp back into the hallway and yell at her for messing with the lights

[unproblematicsulu]

deanna troi b like “his vibes are off sir :/ recommend to we go to yellow alert” and we just let her

[ghostcupdraws]

I’m sure this has already been done, but.. this really is book!jaskier.

Inspired by this post

[mysieee]

A family of two ✨

[uguuuchan]

gimme sammich

[princesstigerbelle]

gib bagul

[gynandromorph]

i’m on the verge of tears because i’ve seen this post tons of times but today i realized the second reblog is cheezeburger speak for “give bagel” when i thought it was a dark souls boss name like