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this is true actually stalin was really nice to roosevelt, which is notable because stalin was generally a huge cunt. roosevelt really liked him despite his head diplomat repeatedly advising him against it and even helped cover up katyn. stalin got roosevelt a fancy georgian vacation. ship rating: 7/10

yaoist

#op is there a 10/10 stalin pairing or does the nature of stalin being stalin make that an impossibility

yes

Ghost Miku 👻

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

maple-seed

Both options convey that he's horny

cleo-fox

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

#lmao

megalopolus

expressions practice with the girls <3

#total drama

realitytvpros

can i have team e-scope pls i love them so much

*thinks about eva using her strength to carry them* *wipes a tear from my eye*

#total drama

jethroq

wettestwraith

prev dont leave this in the tags

silvergryphonart

Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing

musicalhell

Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression

juh-was-deactivated19691231-dea

the horse is so fuckable

#lmao

irl-dogboy

alenoah w noahs dog maybe.... for the requests if ur still taking them :]

i AM but i made it very self indulgent sorry :)

explanation: noah's dog winston (winnie) hates alejandro from the get go, and the two of them constantly fight for noah's attention and act like rivals etc.

noah catches them napping together one day and never lets alejandro live it down. also alejandro was definitely not at his prettiest in those photos (he WAS drooling) and gets some good teasing for it

#total drama

sundaemuddysucks

seriously why did they spend 90% of the season looking at each other like this. you people call this the yaoi season and pretend these girls arent even here

sundaemuddysucks

im not kidding

#total drama

They are the Man Machine!

#disventure camp #kraftwerk

Disventure Camp characters dressed as characters from one of my favourite video games, Streets of Rage 2!

#disventure camp #streets of rage

visenyaism

Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

#richard nixon #presidents