StarlightIdiot

21 - They/He/She - Bisexual

[crk-purefount-au]

So, like, I know you mostly do puresage stuff, but I had this idea for Silent Salt getting Elder Faerie pregnant before being sealed in the tree. Neither of them know about it until after the seal, with Salt not finding out about his child until after the beasts are released. What do you think about it?

Noooo I love ElderSalt just as much as any flavor of ShadowVanilla!!! I loved me some doomed lovers!!!

And oooooooh, I looooove this!!

It's sorta similar to what I did in Lost Dolls (Salt left some of his non-corrupt dough with Elder Faerie before they were sealed and Elder Faerie eventually used it to make Silverbell)!!

But oooooo leaving Elder Faerie pregnant??? THE DRAMA!!

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He stood watch over the tree every day. Even when he swayed with nausea and broke out in hot and cold sweats that left his wings trembling. Even when his feet ached and his back tensed in pain. Even when the first signs of life swelled beneath his dough.

What horrible timing.

Elder Faerie wanted to deny the facts.

Salt of Solidarity was gone. The Virtues were gone. Even the Lights of Virtues were gone.

They hadn't been careful, he couldn't believe how foolish they'd been, how reckless...

How was he supposed to bring their child into this world when his beloved knight was sealed within the roots of the Silver Tree?

He wanted to deny the facts...but he couldn't help but feel...

Relief?

Anger?

Joy?

His knight had gifted him the most beautiful, most heartbreaking gift he could have ever conceived.

His kingdom was also torn between anguish ("How could this happen?? He left our king pregnant!" "The king's consort slaughtered thousands! And now we're left with his spawn!" "He fell to his corruption and left his dark seed in our king!") and joy ("Oh a little prince or princess! How wonderful for our kingdom!" "Our king will have an heir!" "What a sign for prosperity! Our kingdom will flourish!")

Elder Faerie ignored them all. His duty was to protect the Silver Tree, both from the Beasts within, and the cookies crazed enough to attempt to release them.

The Silver Guard took over guarding the Silver Tree around the seven month mark, and by then the whole kingdom was aglow with excitement.

The celebrations were already underway, celebrating the new prince or princess that was due soon. All he had to do was sit on the throne, accept their gifts, their prayers, their wishes, and admire the party.

Whenever he was allowed a moments respite, he'd find himself going back to the tree. He'd lay a hand on the smooth silver bark and rest his head where he had last seen his lover.

"I..." he never knew what to say.

"I wish you were here," sounded selfish.

"I miss you," sounded hopeless.

"I hope you get to see our child," sounded too hopeful.

So, he didn't say much. He'd just rest his swollen, pregnant body against the tree and dream that it was his knight embracing him in return.

The faeries of the kingdom set up a whole nursery for him, soft and sweet, with none of the frills or fancier things faeries would typically put in their nursery. It was practical. Just the way it would have been done if his knight was still around.

And the baby came on a day as plain and ordinary as any other.

Whispers started up again.

"If that thing comes out corrupt..."

"Would the king even dream of keeping it?"

"I bet this whole thing was a set up by the Devil of Silence."

But Elder Faerie ignored them.

Painfully, alone, screaming, Elder Faerie pushed the crying babe out from his body.

A boy.

A prince.

Named after his knight's favorite flower.

[starlightidiot]

No because this is how my crk oc Saline Butterfly's backstory is haha (I love this concept because I love tragic doomed yaoi)

[diosapate]

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[hananono]

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[eddie-volt-multiverse]

//Trying the Scare or Swoon Challenge!!

Still looking for jobs, so I figured I'd swing by! Got any busywork I can do so I don't die of boredom? I'm pretty good with the finer details. I was a theater kid, after all.

//i hope im understanding this right.

Eddie turns around from cleaning some glasses. "Oh uh... You could help pick up glasses and bring them to me? Bar closes in two hours so how much do you want?"

[starlightidiot]

//lol you're good

Honestly, don't care about money right now, I'm insured and stuff. I'm just insanely bored, and need to be productive before I start bed rotting. The seasonal depression kicks my ass, y'know? They say experience is the best teacher, might as well learn some new skills.

[eddie-volt-multiverse]

Eddie hums in thought. "I suppose I could teach you mixing if you want new experience." He pauses. "And experience is good and all, but being paid for doing a job is still not optional. I'll give you sixty dollars." He says that with no argument. Two hours of work. Sixty dollars.

[ Note: usd ]

[starlightidiot]

Hey, won't argue with that. Better than what I got per hour at my last job. My mom was a bartender, back in the day, so I know the general flavor profiles and what pairs nicely with individual meals. I'm told I'm a good conversationalist, too.

[eddie-volt-multiverse]

Eddie hums and nods his head. "I'd like to see what you can do then, dear." He seems amused and a bit interested.

[starlightidiot]

//Not sure if reblogs count to my 3 asks lol

Well, the bars my mom worked at usually had carb loaded snacks, helps soak up the alcohol, and keeps you ordering drinks, since you feel less drunk. I can make some mean pretzels, and I make fries all the time, too. I'm not afraid of a little dirty work, either. I once had to clean a customer's puke off the wall.

[eddie-volt-multiverse]

// reblog chains get 5 plus the ask so you hav 2 more after this. [ p.s I have no clue how a bar works. ]

Eddie hums in thought as he looks at the cabinet with one sad bag of pretzels and then the backroom kitchen that has not been used for the bar. "Would be nice to actually serve food." He sighs. "Cleaning or mixing would be the options though. We have nothing to cook."

He still seems interested in the idea of you mixing.

[starlightidiot]

Sounds like project in the works, then. I've got an eye for pretty colors that go nicely together, too. Ever make a Tequila Sunset? Ounce and a half of tequila, orange juice, half an ounce of grenadine, and a bit of ice. If you want something color changing, though...

*She pulls out a bottle.*

Butterfly Pea Flower syrup. Get some boozy lemonade, it'll turn it pink or purple. It's the acidity. Science can be cool sometimes, can't it?

//generally bars try to serve snacks since it's better to drink with something on your stomach, so you don't puke all over the place. They'll also generally have soda, usually as ingredients, but ginger ale sure comes in a pinch when you're nauseous.

[eddie-volt-multiverse]

Eddie nods and get a wide smile on his face. "Now who said you could teach me, spark?" He laughs a little. "Stunning knowledge, dear."

[starlightidiot]

I like to think the best interactions and relationships of all kinds come from learning from each other. I know I've got quite the mouth... but I'm also a good listener.

*She gives a playful wink.*

[eddie-volt-multiverse]

//Trying the Scare or Swoon Challenge!!

Still looking for jobs, so I figured I'd swing by! Got any busywork I can do so I don't die of boredom? I'm pretty good with the finer details. I was a theater kid, after all.

//i hope im understanding this right.

Eddie turns around from cleaning some glasses. "Oh uh... You could help pick up glasses and bring them to me? Bar closes in two hours so how much do you want?"

[starlightidiot]

//lol you're good

Honestly, don't care about money right now, I'm insured and stuff. I'm just insanely bored, and need to be productive before I start bed rotting. The seasonal depression kicks my ass, y'know? They say experience is the best teacher, might as well learn some new skills.

[eddie-volt-multiverse]

Eddie hums in thought. "I suppose I could teach you mixing if you want new experience." He pauses. "And experience is good and all, but being paid for doing a job is still not optional. I'll give you sixty dollars." He says that with no argument. Two hours of work. Sixty dollars.

[ Note: usd ]

[starlightidiot]

Hey, won't argue with that. Better than what I got per hour at my last job. My mom was a bartender, back in the day, so I know the general flavor profiles and what pairs nicely with individual meals. I'm told I'm a good conversationalist, too.

[eddie-volt-multiverse]

Eddie hums and nods his head. "I'd like to see what you can do then, dear." He seems amused and a bit interested.

[starlightidiot]

//Not sure if reblogs count to my 3 asks lol

Well, the bars my mom worked at usually had carb loaded snacks, helps soak up the alcohol, and keeps you ordering drinks, since you feel less drunk. I can make some mean pretzels, and I make fries all the time, too. I'm not afraid of a little dirty work, either. I once had to clean a customer's puke off the wall.

[eddie-volt-multiverse]

// reblog chains get 5 plus the ask so you hav 2 more after this. [ p.s I have no clue how a bar works. ]

Eddie hums in thought as he looks at the cabinet with one sad bag of pretzels and then the backroom kitchen that has not been used for the bar. "Would be nice to actually serve food." He sighs. "Cleaning or mixing would be the options though. We have nothing to cook."

He still seems interested in the idea of you mixing.

[starlightidiot]

Sounds like project in the works, then. I've got an eye for pretty colors that go nicely together, too. Ever make a Tequila Sunset? Ounce and a half of tequila, orange juice, half an ounce of grenadine, and a bit of ice. If you want something color changing, though...

*She pulls out a bottle.*

Butterfly Pea Flower syrup. Get some boozy lemonade, it'll turn it pink or purple. It's the acidity. Science can be cool sometimes, can't it?

//generally bars try to serve snacks since it's better to drink with something on your stomach, so you don't puke all over the place. They'll also generally have soda, usually as ingredients, but ginger ale sure comes in a pinch when you're nauseous.

[eddie-volt-multiverse]

//Trying the Scare or Swoon Challenge!!

Still looking for jobs, so I figured I'd swing by! Got any busywork I can do so I don't die of boredom? I'm pretty good with the finer details. I was a theater kid, after all.

//i hope im understanding this right.

Eddie turns around from cleaning some glasses. "Oh uh... You could help pick up glasses and bring them to me? Bar closes in two hours so how much do you want?"

[starlightidiot]

//lol you're good

Honestly, don't care about money right now, I'm insured and stuff. I'm just insanely bored, and need to be productive before I start bed rotting. The seasonal depression kicks my ass, y'know? They say experience is the best teacher, might as well learn some new skills.

[eddie-volt-multiverse]

Eddie hums in thought. "I suppose I could teach you mixing if you want new experience." He pauses. "And experience is good and all, but being paid for doing a job is still not optional. I'll give you sixty dollars." He says that with no argument. Two hours of work. Sixty dollars.

[ Note: usd ]

[starlightidiot]

Hey, won't argue with that. Better than what I got per hour at my last job. My mom was a bartender, back in the day, so I know the general flavor profiles and what pairs nicely with individual meals. I'm told I'm a good conversationalist, too.

[eddie-volt-multiverse]

Eddie hums and nods his head. "I'd like to see what you can do then, dear." He seems amused and a bit interested.

[starlightidiot]

//Not sure if reblogs count to my 3 asks lol

Well, the bars my mom worked at usually had carb loaded snacks, helps soak up the alcohol, and keeps you ordering drinks, since you feel less drunk. I can make some mean pretzels, and I make fries all the time, too. I'm not afraid of a little dirty work, either. I once had to clean a customer's puke off the wall.

[eddie-volt-multiverse]

//Trying the Scare or Swoon Challenge!!

Still looking for jobs, so I figured I'd swing by! Got any busywork I can do so I don't die of boredom? I'm pretty good with the finer details. I was a theater kid, after all.

//i hope im understanding this right.

Eddie turns around from cleaning some glasses. "Oh uh... You could help pick up glasses and bring them to me? Bar closes in two hours so how much do you want?"

[starlightidiot]

//lol you're good

Honestly, don't care about money right now, I'm insured and stuff. I'm just insanely bored, and need to be productive before I start bed rotting. The seasonal depression kicks my ass, y'know? They say experience is the best teacher, might as well learn some new skills.

[eddie-volt-multiverse]

Eddie hums in thought. "I suppose I could teach you mixing if you want new experience." He pauses. "And experience is good and all, but being paid for doing a job is still not optional. I'll give you sixty dollars." He says that with no argument. Two hours of work. Sixty dollars.

[ Note: usd ]

[starlightidiot]

Hey, won't argue with that. Better than what I got per hour at my last job. My mom was a bartender, back in the day, so I know the general flavor profiles and what pairs nicely with individual meals. I'm told I'm a good conversationalist, too.

[eddie-volt-multiverse]

//Trying the Scare or Swoon Challenge!!

Still looking for jobs, so I figured I'd swing by! Got any busywork I can do so I don't die of boredom? I'm pretty good with the finer details. I was a theater kid, after all.

//i hope im understanding this right.

Eddie turns around from cleaning some glasses. "Oh uh... You could help pick up glasses and bring them to me? Bar closes in two hours so how much do you want?"

[starlightidiot]

//lol you're good

Honestly, don't care about money right now, I'm insured and stuff. I'm just insanely bored, and need to be productive before I start bed rotting. The seasonal depression kicks my ass, y'know? They say experience is the best teacher, might as well learn some new skills.

[eddie-volt-multiverse]

*kicks Volt in the dick and walks out of the breaker box, flipping him off before I leave.*

// ???????????????

Volt is stunned both verbally and physically.

Eddie's wires grab you. "What the fuck is wrong with you?" His tone is cold and sharp.

His wires drag you out of the bar and slam the door in your face.

[starlightidiot]

Do you want some ice for that, Volt?? 😨

[starlightidiot]

I present my cutie man FOM oc, Roman.

And his gifting chart

He also has a pet snake named Pretzel.

[wikilifeadvice]

make your own foot scrub

[pochowek]

feet are pretty hard to make

dont call me a scrub ever again

[wikilifeadvice]

please stop making me read this

[llyssadraws]

Taiga for @starlightidiot for an art/fic trade

I hope you like how she turned out!

[starlightidiot]

My girl!!!!

[starlightidiot]

May or may not be interested in a Fields of Mistria rp of some of my ocs x various npcs. Particularly Caldarus, Eiland, Valen, or Hayden. I personally can probably play March, Adeline, Celine, Juniper, and maybe Olric. Dm me if interested 👀 I mainly rp on Discord but can be flexible to rp in Tumblr Dms. (THIS IS NOT AN RP BLOG.)

[starlightidiot]

Thanks to @lunette_the_bard on TikTok my official ship name for Wyll and Redeemed Durge is NoBhaalHero. It's perfect.

[temerity14]

Reblog this post if you're still hanging around the fandom after TDP S7 I'm taking a headcount

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[starlightidiot]

I wanna see how dog smart people are.

Guess my almost 6 month old puppy's breed.