Slashers my beloveds

Call me Star. she/her, Gemini Here to reblog and make content about my favourite horror media

[starloveshorror]

I’m not watching Ice cream man, and neither should you. Even if we put Eli Roth’s political views aside, I’m not watching an ai-generated movie. If you want murder children, watch Weapons instead. And if you want a killer ice cream man, watch the 1995 movie, or read Junji Ito’s oneshot about an ice cream man. There are so many better horror movies to watch, I’m not wasting my money on this one

[starloveshorror]

You’ve heard of romantasy, but what about Horromance? Because that was what the mom in Evil dead: burn had going on.

And no, I’m not talking about gothic horror and the sexuality themes therein. I’m talking horromance

[starloveshorror]

I’m in no position to judge Clark, because I too would explore and map out the backrooms if I got the chance. It would just invoke a deep curiosity in me, and knowing how to get back would only encourage me to get more reckless.

[starloveshorror]

The trailer for Evil dead burn played before my screening of Backrooms, and now I'm super excited for it. Evil dead is my favorite horror franchise, and the trailer looks incredible. I'm glad the wait is short, I am so excited!

[starloveshorror]

"Who would win, Jonathan Sims or Arthur Lester? Bla blah blah" Sister Carpenter solos them both

[neutralmonster]

i dont listen to either of these shows, but i have mutuals who do. so i saw this and initially read it “Sabrina Carpenter solos them both"

and i think i’m right, for the record

[starloveshorror]

And you would still be correct

[sumwstawie]

what a guy

[samglyph]

Biggest shock of the episode for someone with roughly 460 drawings of a non-freckled Arthur Lester saved.

[sweetmapple]

John’s irritated but being nice about it (not yelling at Arthur)

[soulghouls]

happy late birthday to arthur lester. you and your generational (literally!) situationships are a delight to witness please never change

[deceasedcardinal]

All Kayned up

[3ster1065]

@jonmartinweek day 4: I really loved you, you know?

I loved making the sketch for this, felt very evil for drawing it

[physical-manifestation-of-spite]

Huge day for annoying people (me)

[indigonite]

This getting your eyes and mind hijacked by an eldritch being is easy

[janirah]

He's really excited, Orthur!

[ekcess]

Pacifist John tells Arthur not to take a gun with him.

[quichedilla]

A bright young lady who's acing all of her classes. ⭐

[arthur-lesters-emotional-baggage]

d3rlord waking up after passing out at his computer desk: where am i? what's happened?

tkiy: don't you remember?

d3rlord: who are you?

tkiy: who am i? i'm a friend. the best friend you have right now. the only friend you have right now.