this is a jojo blog now

they / them

[sparkleanimal]

[haunted-fen]

A brief insight into a world where animals vocalize like Pokémon:

Patient: “What’s wrong with me?”

Doctor: “Well let’s take a listen.”

Muffled voice from inside patient: “Tapeworm”

[ulibeanzz]

[verdantry]

[vympr]

i love reading sad books bc when your own grief is stopped up inside you like a clogged drain you can grieve for a character on a page and understand that you're also grieving for yourself a little bit

[paywallpocky]

A hollowtune on ao3 by ienveeus

[vympr]

[vympr]

A BTS J-HOPE X NAMJOON RPF?????

[legallybrunette1997-deactivated]

film bro starter pack or something like that

[do-you-have-a-flag]

nothing could have prepared me for the song choice

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[ketamineboy-deactivated20211204]

every day i think about senor y senora gucci y bugs

[bunniefriend-deactivated2022111]

[ketamineboy-deactivated20211204]

every day i think about senor y senora gucci y bugs

[bunniefriend-deactivated2022111]

[velvetmysoul]

[lorddio]

Jotaro ‘Im bad at one liners and have to ask other people to do it’ Kujo

[egglayinkakyoin]

in his defense, when he does try to do it himself, he kinda uhhhhhh:

[petite-guignol]

the most revealing detail about Jotaro’s character is that he thought the one-liner “Nice watch – too bad you won’t be able to tell the time on it after I break it. Break your face, that is!” was so good he used it TWICE

[evilvillain123456789]

*grabs you by the throat* You're MY employee. *growls* Mine. No one elses. *bItes your neck and starts grinding against you* *cums after 3.5 seconds of dry humping* oh. okay i'll be in my office if you need anything. buh-bye

[banlandz]

this thing is really good at making walmarts

[screenshotsofdespair]

[starplatinumspurpleass]

did you know that if you play ‘What goes on’ by the Velvet Underground over “what goes on’ by the Beatles, and then reverse it, then the ghost of Paul McCartney physically manifests in your room and tells you to get a hobby. 

[plushiepawjob]

dere she is…

[olyoil2-deactivated20250812]

@gr8circleoflife

[glossyvault]

MARS ( The Face 1994 March ) photog::Andrea Giacobbe

can u believe this was made in fkn 1994? like tf…..iconic genius all the current photographers havent copied this yet but wait in like 2 years giacobbe will be like norbert schoerner all over again.  Anyways im 1000% gonna remake this with my friends i live in a cow town so its perfect brb