Here, Queer, And Filled With Existential Fear

25/ pandemi/ any pronouns is fine

[yourlocalchronicdaydreamer]

An incomplete list of some of the actual storylines that have been given to the heterosexual character Eddie Diaz:

Feeling pressured into dating someone of the opposite gender to fulfil traditional family structures only to realise that he felt severe panic at the idea of a future with her and only ever thought the idea of them would work

His first relationship going south because he’d internalised all these ideas about what it meant to be a tough man

Directly linking his Catholic guilt to his inability to let himself feel joy and his unwillingness to have sex with a woman, respectively

Being constantly pressured into dating someone of the opposite gender despite being extremely unwilling to because it “feels like he has to perform”

Being a romantic rival in a relationship between two men

Being homophobically hate crimed

[lilislegacy]

the concept of percy and annabeth watching a marine life documentary together and annabeth is sobbing because the narrator is discussing climate change effects while sad music plays and percy is giggling because the octopus and shark have been calling each other sea slurs in almost all the footage

[justsomeguycore]

horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style

[z0mb13-34ts-br41ns]

My rendition 🥰

[valtsv]

oh my god i almost forgot to tell you all about how, while my dad was visiting, i had an infestation of every single kind of bug in my house that hasn't been a problem before or since. like i'm not kidding i evicted so many creeping crawlies that week and couldn't for the life of me stop mosquitos from stealing my blood, but as soon as he left they vanished. and i mean, sure, there's a perfectly rational explanation, because two people make more mess than one and he has a habit of leaving the windows wide open enough to fly a jet engine through day and night, but i can't help but think how symbolically on the nose it was. the ancestral rot at the heart of my family so gothic it's got ants and flies buzzing around its decaying corpse.

[valtsv]

hey so update but i haven't been harassed by a single freaky little beast since my dad left even after leaving some crumbs on the floor as an experiment to see if they attracted any ants so i think my dad might just be bugs actually

[quinnntessins]

@entities-of-posts textbook corruption example lol

[entities-of-posts]

Seconded

[spyglassrealms]

I booted my old laptop to find a file and was once again dealt immediate psychic damage by my desktop wallpaper

I open this thing just infrequently enough that it catches me woefully off guard every single fucking time

[putnamspuppeteer]

OP do you still have the original image. Would you be willing to share it.

[spyglassrealms]

but of course.

[cozyrogue]

the "rip ___ you would have loved ___" meme is inherently more fun with ancient characters. rip clytemnestra you would have loved morse code. rip theseus you would have loved the airtag. rip callisto you would have loved wearing shorts.

[newsiesiswhyimhere]

rip Icarus you would have loved parachutes

[theartofmadeline]

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

[mindllessdreaming]

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

[buggyhuman-blog]

[megustamemes]

Sofa sitting positions

[rights-for-redshirts]

I found it

[mygfturnedintothelawofcycle]

This has to be like an ancient relic or something

[kit-williams]

Which funny blog is the one that you flag for historical tumblr posts

[lilacstarshine6]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[gjroya]

Iron Man (2008)

Director: Jon Favreau

Cinematographer: Matthew Libatique

[eptck]

you have to be kinder to people with memory issues.

you have to be kinder to people who are slow processors.

you have to be kinder to people who don't understand your jokes.

you have to be kinder to people who forget important dates.

you have to be kinder to people with cognitive decline.

you have to be kinder to people who were always this way, too.

you have to be kind. you have to be kind.

[eseninkit-blog]

[caseydambro]

2026?

[jadeanddiamonds]

These two might actually be the funniest motherfuckers to ever walk the earth😭😭😭 why are they stupid😭😭😭

[cbartonscoffee]

this is so cool and so nice actually. as someone trying to connect better with his culture i get it so bad.

Isa Briones for LA Times (x)

[sunsets12]

Another banger screenshot from Pinterest

[poughkeepsiesjr]

just burst into tears. lol