Right, here goes my first post! :D
And what better way to do this than to dedicate my first post to the amazing Khirsah! It's her birthday today and I wish her all the best!
I've been following her writing over on her Patreon and am so in love with her Wiccan/Hulkling fanfics.
She has recently started a Hogwarts AU, which is just brilliant and it inspired me to write my own interpretation of the scene on the Hogwarts train, in Limerick form. :P
So this is my way of giving her a birthday present of sorts and saying thank you for all the amazing things she has written!
Hopefully she'll see this and enjoy my silly take on what happens on the train. :)
(Quick note: I wasn't 100% sure if David is aware of Billy's crush, I think he might be, but for this I assumed he isn't.)
There once was a Slytherin named Billy,
Who walked in on his crush stripping freely.
 The view that he got
 Went straight to his cock,
Which made him feel all the more silly.
There once was a Scotsman named Teddy,
On the Hogwarts train trying to get ready.
 When the door opened up,
 Though it was quickly slammed shut,
He still saw Billy pitching a semi.
There once was a shithead named Tommy,
Who'd been planning a prank most crummy.
 Told Teddy to change garment,
 Inside Billy's compartment,
Knowing full well it would drive him barmy.
There once was a genius named David,
Who still was unsure how to gauge it.
 Billy somehow seemed queasy,
 Which made Teddy uneasy,
But Tommy acted like things were all gravy.
Then there was the wisest of 'em all.
Her name was Gretl the owl.
 Saw two boys in love,
 Too dorky to 'fess up,
But all she could do was fuck all.
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