Stars Align News

Hello. I'm Charity Priestley, and I run the #1 gossip blog for Showtime's hit reality tv show - Stars Align. Bring me the deets!

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Am I the only one who's uncomfortable that Allister's hooking up with someone else's baby mama?

Definitely not the only one. What if this shit’s his fetish?

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The only person not getting on my nerves is Darcy... he didn't even come.

You are now my spirit animal. Keep it up, old sport.

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Is it just me or do Laina and Kam seem a little extra incestual this time around?

Now that you mention it…. holy shit!

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Someone needs to tell Jordan to let Kam go. He's not worth it hun!

He does have a good booty. That’s all I’d really care about.

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landons not nearly as cute as i remember. he grew ugly with age.

Hmm.. He didn’t age as well as Kam, but he’s still hunky. In fact, everyone is hunky.

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Guess what? The big bitch is back and ready to bash. Come give me shit.

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SA Reunion Update: Jordan Rio Lopez: Brink

Only four days into the reunion shoot of the original Stars Align cast, tragedy has struck the group of former teenage misfits. Acclaimed singer and childhood dancer Jordan Lopez has been rushed to hospital in critical condition. After going almost five years without emergency treatment, the star was admitted into New York General Hospital with doctors offering no insight into her wellbeing, or if she's even survived the self-inflicted trauma. At only thirty nine years old, finding an accurate report on Lopez is near impossible; with reports ranging from her being awake and well in a high-security psychiatric ward to the humanitarian rights activist not even making it through hospital doors with a heartbeat.

SA media brings you this story exclusively and will update it as soon as the girl's status is confirmed. Wishing her all the best, we are saddened to bring you this news in the midst of what was already a dramatic reunion.

Still talking, Charity

Give to the American Association of Mental Health here.

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Looks like I'm forced to talk about you idiots again. Come give me some gossip.

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Any predictions for the new season?

Blah. Blah. Blah. I don't even care anymore. Can I just quit and still get paid?

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I'm in a terrible mood. I feel like ranting and I hate all of you. Give me shit.

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carter and willow need to get back together. either that, or someone needs to work on carter's boner. he's flirting with everyone.

I've noticed that! He's been really flirtatious since he got back. Maybe he's caring a bit less about his 'world's greatest dad' reputation since his baby mama stopped clawing at his ballsack. Happy Mother's Day!

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omg. someone tell jordan, anaks, and laina all to grow up. this is getting out of hand. no one cares that much! Jesus!

Umm.. everyone needs to grow up. But, you've got a point. GROW UP BITCHES! 

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Apparently Theo and Nate are forbidden from dating each other. What do you think they'll do?

Personally, I’d like to see Suspenders and his geltastic companion hold a gaytest - that’s gay and protest put together. 

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Looks like our original cast is coming back. Let's talk some shit.

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Laina needs to go out more often. Poor girl.

No.. keep her hidden inside. Please.

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SA Update: Allison Moore-Cooper: Baby of the Year?

Good news, SA fans! EJ Cooper and Sophie Moore have delivered their offspring! Yep! The little tot is here. Only a few hours after the birth, EJ posted a photo (the one above) of little Allie, with the caption reading, 'Here she is. Allison Moore-Cooper. Born 29th April 2014, 00:17. 19,3 inches and 8,3 pounds. My Angel, My Princess, My AllieHere she is. Allison Moore-Cooper. Born 29th April 2014, 00:17. 19,3 inches and 8,3 pounds. My Angel, My Princess, My Allie'. 

It's so sweet, it's sickening. Personally, his extreme love for her almost seems staged. I don't know. It's most likely just me. I mean, I'm not a mother. I can't relate to that type of unconditional love. Not to mention, I'm not a fan of babies. Sorry, Sophen. Is that even their ship name? 

Anyway, let's take a minute to discuss the other woman in this equation - Leighton Contrato. It's only been a few weeks since she was signed to a record label, and it's been released that she's already recording her first album. In fact, she's even finished recording her first single! Exciting news. But, what I'm most - and least - interested in is her reaction to the mess EJ has put himself in. 

At first, when Leighton found out, it seemed as if she was pissed. If you've seen earlier episodes of this morbidly long first season, there were several that Leighton shed a few tears. Shortly after hearing that news, the girl found out she's unable to get pregnant! That was the final string for me. I almost started feeling bad for our poor cast member. However, she ruined it for herself when she decided she was okay with the pregnancy! What the hell? She even supported it! How could she? Listen, honey - you may love him, but he obviously doesn't love you enough to keep his pants zipped. Sure, you two weren't together at the time. But, I recall him admitting to having always loved you. I don't care if he was drunk! He should've kept his dick hidden! 

Back to the main subject: It seems Sophie and EJ are very happy and bonding even more over their newborn. A source says EJ may even be developing feelings for Sophie! "He has been very affectionate with her. From kissing her forehead to holding her hand, his smile has been constantly on his face." Hmm, better watch out, Cooper. Break Leighton's heart and you'll be in deep shit. She'll pull a Taylor Swift. 

Always talking, Charity

Tune in tomorrow for the Mindscape of Memphis McCall!

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SA Update: Scoute Fowler: 'Til the Skinny Lady Sings? 

       Big news for Stars Align sweetheart, Scoute Fowler. As of last week, she's scored the role of Christine Daae in the new film adaptation of "The Phantom of the Opera". Based on the award-winning Broadway hit, the story follows Christine and her love triangle between a childhood lover and the Phantom himself, played by the all-too-sexy Gerard Butler. Another co-star of our young starlet is hottie, Patrick Wilson, well-known for his lead role in "Insidious". Hopefully, Scoute knows just how lucky she is to be in a feature film with both of these men! 

Not only is she starring with them, she gets to kiss them! One kissing scene is so intense, it will be filmed over the course of three days. It's not known how soon the movie will be released, but I'm anxious to see if the bimbo can pull it off. She's been training operatically since the age of seven, so chances are, she'll do well. But, personally, I'd love to see her plummet under and ruin the role. It sure would give me more to write about. As of now, the only interesting things she's done is get into a cat-fight with Jordan Lopez and fail to hide her affections for Kam Barilla. It's obvious you're in love with him, child. Just admit it. We won't hate you any less. 

That's all for now on this little peach. Here's to hoping she gives me something to talk about. 

Always talking, Charity.

Check back tomorrow for B-Way's big mistake!