#safuturestarter

[lainabarilla]

I can't keep up with my little boy. I'm pretty sure he's tried to 'pants' three people since we walked in.

[lainabarilla]

The grocery store on the corner is giving away free chocolate to the first person that can recite their meat selections by memory.

[bryony-mason]

"Honestly, if I knew I was going to end up feeling this way, I wouldn't have come. Nothing's changed, has it? We're still a messy group of people that can't function like mature adults. It's pathetic."

[lainabarilla]

I think I know what I want to name him.

[zakaryburton]

My oldest child's tenth birthday is tomorrow. She said she wants me to sign her to the label for her birthday.... ha! No.

[landon-casper]

If you're interested...

in feeling even older, watch our first season. I'm humiliated.

[kamcarlisle]

Even in Italy they're making me go back

Pretty sure this dinner shit would be fine without me.

[bryony-mason]

I know I'm a day late, but I just got home from touring. I needed a long weekend of sleep.