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….Loki.
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ladyofmischiefandlies started following you
….Loki.
Captain~ Good to see you again.
I wish I could say the same.
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This is the junk mail that Coulson warned me about, isn't it?
Did I give my computer a virus or something?
ladyofmischiefandlies started following you
....Loki.
It’s not like I did it on purpose.
And—
There’s no way you’re gonna believe that, is there.
What were you trying to do then?
No, I really won’t. Now will you please put some pants on?
I was trying to create something that dissolves certain types of metal.
Went wrong a little.
Can’t. Busy taking notes.
Just a little.
[and it's lucky he's so used to being in the company of men in various states of undress, otherwise this would be awkward]
This is the kind of behaviour that's going to land you in one of those seminars.
starspangledmonkey replied to your post: starspangledmonkey replied to your post: …That…
Going to have to walk me through that one.
Reduced to their component particles?
No?
Uh.
Think ‘naked ray.’
I leave you alone for a week and you invented a naked ray?
Do you really need that much adult supervision?
It’s not like I did it on purpose.
And—
There’s no way you’re gonna believe that, is there.
What were you trying to do then?
No, I really won't. Now will you please put some pants on?
starspangledmonkey replied to your post: starspangledmonkey replied to your post: …That…
Going to have to walk me through that one.
Reduced to their component particles?
No?
Uh.
Think ‘naked ray.’
I leave you alone for a week and you invented a naked ray?
Do you really need that much adult supervision?
Send me some numbers, and I will tell you:
What does their bedroom look like?
Do they have any daily rituals?
Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often?
What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?
Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.)
Eating habits and sample daily menu
Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time
Favorite indulgence and feelings surrounding indulging
Makeup?
Neuroses? Do they recognize them as such?
Intellectual pursuits?
Favorite book genre?
Sexual Orientation? And, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general?
Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.)
Biggest and smallest short term goal?
Biggest and smallest long term goal?
Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress
Favorite beverage?
What do they think about before falling asleep at night?
Childhood illnesses? Any interesting stories behind them?
Turn-ons? Turn-offs?
Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?
How organized are they? How does this organization/disorganization manifest in their everyday life?
Is there one subject of study that they excel at? Or do they even care about intellectual pursuits at all?
How do they see themselves 5 years from today?
Do they have any plans for the future? Any contingency plans if things don’t workout?
What is their biggest regret?
Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy?
Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg The house is on fire! What do they do?)
Reaction to sudden intrapersonal disaster (eg close family member suddenly dies)
Most prized possession?
Thoughts on material possessions in general?
Concept of home and family?
Thoughts on privacy? (Are they a private person, or are they prone to ‘TMI’?)
What activities do they enjoy, but consider to be a waste of time?
What makes them feel guilty?
Are they more analytical or more emotional in their decision-making?
Would they consider themselves a Type A or Type B personality?
What recharges them when they’re feeling drained?
Would you say that they have a superiority-complex? Inferiority-complex? Neither?
How misanthropic are they?
Hobbies?
How far did they get in formal education? What are their views on formal education vs self-education?
Religion?
Superstitions or views on the occult?
Do they express their thoughts through words or deeds?
If they were to fall in love, who (or what) is their ideal?
How do they express love?
If this person were to get into a fist fight, what is their fighting style like?
Is this person afraid of dying? Why or why not?
I am never going to enjoy 3 A.M starts to recon missions.
In other news, it's snowing in New Zealand.
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Hello Miss Potts, it’s a pleasure to finally meet you.
I would have to say the pleasure is all mine, Captain. I’ve heard so much about you. ..And not just from Tony. Mostly from Phil, actually.
Tony never told me that you knew Coulson as well. Tony talks about you a lot but I can't say that Coulson has ever mentioned you, but then again he doesn't say a whole lot while I'm around.
only8011things started following you
Hello Miss Potts, it's a pleasure to finally meet you.
It’s not my fault that she wasn’t of reasonable fortitude enough to mentally withstand the sight of a toaster spewing fire.
I did not know it would adapt and hide in its surroundings after cannibalizing the breakroom toaster, Jesus.
Don’t worry. He’s harmless. Seriously.
I think it was the part when it jumped at her, while still spitting fire that was the problem.
It’s still in the vents, Tony. It’s been over a week and no one can find it. So excuse me for not being a little concerned about the giant spider you’ve unleashed.
It’ll turn up sooner or later. We’ll probably hear about it barking at Clint at some point. Which isn’t a bad idea, actually. Like a little guard dog.
He spends way too much time up there.
Hopefully before it gets the chance to reproduce. I am not dealing with a whole herd of them, you'll be on your own for that one.
He has to, you keep unleashing things in there.
You traumatised that junior agent, Director Fury told me that she had to go on stress leave.
…I am not waiting for it to get hungry!
It’s not my fault that she wasn’t of reasonable fortitude enough to mentally withstand the sight of a toaster spewing fire.
I did not know it would adapt and hide in its surroundings after cannibalizing the breakroom toaster, Jesus.
Don’t worry. He’s harmless. Seriously.
I think it was the part when it jumped at her, while still spitting fire that was the problem.
It's still in the vents, Tony. It's been over a week and no one can find it. So excuse me for not being a little concerned about the giant spider you've unleashed.
Nothing that comes out of your lab is harmless. No one has forgotten what you did to the toaster, Tony. There are still scorch marks on the roof.
I don’t know, from the sounds of it I’m going to be hunting a mutant spider.
I did not know it was going to shoot fire. I had absolutely the best of intentions for that toaster, what happened was not my fault.
Nah, he’ll turn up when he’s hungry.
You traumatised that junior agent, Director Fury told me that she had to go on stress leave.
...I am not waiting for it to get hungry!
You said it was the size of a dog. There’s nothing little about that.
I’m not afraid, I’m protecting the public.
It’s harmless. Non-aggressive, and completely harmless. Besides, you really think anything is gonna get out of HQ? I don’t.
Speaking of, what are you doing tomorrow?
Nothing that comes out of your lab is harmless. No one has forgotten what you did to the toaster, Tony. There are still scorch marks on the roof.
I don't know, from the sounds of it I'm going to be hunting a mutant spider.
starspangledmonkey replied to your post: Uh.. This is awkward, but..
If I see it, the only way you’re getting it back is if you scrape it off my shield.
The star spangled man with a plan ain’t afraid of a little bug, is he?
My, my. Color me surprised.
You said it was the size of a dog. There's nothing little about that.
I'm not afraid, I'm protecting the public.