jvnile:
“i’m like 86% positive that they wouldn’t notice because they’re dumber than us,” oscar said with the confidence of an unqualified white man in a ceo position. he sat up with knox and nodded vigorously. “onward and forward, my noble steed!”
“Aw, baby, you really think I’m smarter than the rest of them?” Knox’s eyes swam with uwu as he looked at Oscar. It wasn’t true, but he appreciated it all the same, and it showed as he carried Oscar up the hill with a little more pep in his step. “Whaddya wanna do when we hit the shops? I’m fucking hungry.”


















