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#STARSWANT : stella tähti, a fallen star original character. orig. est 2015. 𝗠𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗜-𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗦𝗘, 𝗔𝗨, 𝗢𝗖, 𝗖𝗥𝗢𝗦𝗦𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗥 𝗙𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗟𝗬. originally inspired by neil gaiman’s stardust. re-est 20220818 by ink. everything by me unless otherwise stated. sporadic activity. highly triggering. does not follow first.

𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐬 • 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫 • 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐨𝐚𝐫𝐝

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off topic but here’s some of the best tristan tweets thank u

#i just - he’s so fun #silly little boy with a tweeter account #i found stella’s too but i’m scared to look at it #ooc.#long post /#tbd.#neil gaiman has had me in hell since like ‘03 huh #big image /

my stardust verse is pretty defunct these days bc i only ever wrote it w one person but basically it was high school au yvaine & tristan ( who i also wrote ) & yvaine lived w stella ( bc theyre sisters ) who taught at their school, & stella hated tristan so much it’s still so funny to me

#every time yvaine mentioned him she was just 'that idiot ?????? u love HIM ????? hes so stupid ???????'#i miss tristan high school tristan was so stupid w a heart of gold :(#him getting made at charlotte bronte and changing his twitter bio is still funny to me 5 years later #*mad

ohisms

𝑰 𝑯𝑶𝑷𝑬 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑫𝑨𝑵𝑪𝑬 . ( sentence starters originating from season two of syfy’s ‘ wynonna earp ’ . adjust pronouns as necessary , heavy warning for mature themes ! )

❛ you truly are a monster . ❜ ❛ now , don’t get all emotional on me . ❜ ❛ you have amazing taste in underwear . ❜ ❛ my poor , brave baby . ❜ ❛ when did you become such a prude ? ❜ ❛ it’s called being a gentleman . ❜ ❛ how are you holding up ? ❜ ❛ i’ll have you know i’m kind of a big deal around here . ❜ ❛ you’re gonna need me . ❜ ❛ aw , you did math . ❜ ❛ i need you to be okay . ❜ ❛ you couldn’t stop me if you tried . ❜ ❛ better nut up and decide who you can trust . ❜ ❛ if you want me to trust you , you’re gonna have to tell me the plan . ❜ ❛ you stay put , okay ? ❜ ❛ there is a possibility i am now hallucinating . ❜ ❛ it’s my turn , [ name ] . ❜ ❛ who are you ? you know what , i don’t care . we’ve gotta go . ❜ ❛ somebody has to pay , [ name ] . ❜ ❛ you could come in … i’m gonna take a shower . ❜ ❛ they should be scared of me . ❜ ❛ remember who the real enemy is . ❜ ❛ this is the worst . ❜ ❛ i love watching you work . ❜ ❛ please don’t shut me out . ❜ ❛ i’m sitting right here , there’s no need to holler . ❜ ❛ what do you even do around here , [ name ] ? ❜ ❛ [ name ] , anything to say for yourself ? ❜ ❛ i’m such an asshole , i don’t know why i brought that up . ❜ ❛ what’s in it for you ? ❜ ❛ how are you doing ? still having fun ? ❜ ❛ so many jokes , i can’t even choose . ❜ ❛ THIS is your breaking point ? ❜ ❛ this might be a shitshow , but it’s OUR shitshow . ❜ ❛ sometimes , it’s good to say goodbye . ❜ ❛ we never lied to each other , you’re free to kiss whoever you like . ❜ ❛ how do you do that ? turn your feelings on and off like a fucking robot ? ❜ ❛ let’s get you somewhere safe . ❜ ❛ i feel like i might’ve lost the plot a bit . ❜ ❛ all i dream of is not having to run anymore . ❜ ❛ i don’t wanna die . ❜ ❛ this is what i bring to the team . ❜ ❛ i don’t know if i should be frightened or jealous . ❜ ❛ you wore suede ? what is it , your first day ? ❜ ❛ to add insult to injury , you’re stuck with me . ❜ ❛ i don’t like being blackmailed . ❜ ❛ i’m tired of running and hiding … and then running again . ❜ ❛ we’re buying better bourbon . case closed . ❜ ❛ [ name ] was never anything but proud of you . ❜ ❛ oh , i like when you’re scary . ❜ ❛ are you still mad at me ? ❜ ❛ as long as you want me , i will be by your side . ❜ ❛ the best sex is make - up sex , right ? ❜ ❛ give me a whiskey ! ❜ ❛ maybe i am getting soft , huh ? ❜ ❛ [ name ] , i have this gut feeling that something is coming , and it’s bad . ❜ ❛ i can get you whatever you need except time . ❜ ❛ i thought this time would be different . ❜ ❛ even fury road has pit stops . ❜ ❛ i didn’t know if it was your thing . ❜ ❛ baby , that’s everybody’s thing . ❜ ❛ you guys need to get some more hands , so that your hands can stay right here on me . ❜ ❛ every time i close my eyes , it’s the same nightmare . ❜ ❛ are you going to be this much fun all day ? ❜ ❛ i was such an idiot . ❜ ❛ clock is ticking , [ name ] . ❜ ❛ how are you settling in ? ❜ ❛ how long are you around ? ❜ ❛ what am i , human tinder ? ❜ ❛ listen , i love that you’ve got your own thing going on here , but don’t get distracted . ❜ ❛ you have my undivided attention . ❜ ❛ two shots of tequila is not ‘abstaining’ , it’s called being professional . ❜ ❛ nice try , but snitches get stitches . ❜ ❛ i was just thinking about you . ❜ ❛ some things never change , huh ? ❜ ❛ hey , watch your perfectly glossed mouth . ❜ ❛ i’m glad you’re putting yourself out there . ❜ ❛ why is everyone so obsessed with my fun levels ? ❜ ❛ yeah , it’s great . i could just scream ! ❜ ❛ not bailing on me , are you ? ❜ ❛ do you wanna get out of here ? ❜ ❛ you’re drunk and you’re talking too much . ❜ ❛ shady and suspicious , therefore gettin’ more delicious . ❜ ❛ you’ve come so far . ❜ ❛ when you stop dating psychos , THEN you can give me relationship advice . ❜ ❛ let him go , it’s not worth it . ❜ ❛ if that’s broken , you’ll pay for it . ❜ ❛ don’t tell me how to do my job . ❜ ❛ oh , you have not seen harassment . ❜ ❛ [ name ] , keep your head in the game . ❜ ❛ have you noticed any changes in [ name ] lately ? ❜ ❛ you know what ? forget it . ❜ ❛ i heard everything . ❜ ❛ you’ll be broken enough for her in no time . ❜ ❛ you look like you had some fun . ❜ ❛ you are UNDERESTIMATING the day i’ve had . ❜ ❛ are we too late ? are you okay ? ❜ ❛ i had him right where i wanted him . ❜ ❛ this has to end . please . ❜ ❛ brave but stupid , i’ll take it . ❜ ❛ okay , yeah , now i’m sure i hit myself in the head . ❜ ❛ i hate you , [ name ] . i hate you . ❜ ❛ you think i’m stupid ? ❜ ❛ why didn’t you tell me any of this before ? ❜ ❛ i’m stubborn , i always take the hard way . ❜ ❛ i wasn’t expecting company . ❜ ❛ okay , we’ve really gotta come up with a secret handshake . ❜ ❛ should … should we have a safe word ? ❜ ❛ this was not the plan , it’s too dangerous . ❜ ❛ stop it . all you do is play games . i don’t like your games . ❜ ❛ i’m trying to rescue you , let’s go . ❜ ❛ doesn’t anybody have any faith in me ? ❜ ❛ how do you know you weren’t followed ? ❜ ❛ i think you should get out of here . ❜ ❛ i’m not a bad person . ❜ ❛ i’m not a bad person , and if you know what’s good for you , you’ll stop treating me like one . ❜ ❛ the power of suggestion is a formidable thing . ❜ ❛ [ name ] , i know what i saw . ❜ ❛ i told you to wait . ❜ ❛ bad news , they ran out of pumpkin spice . ❜ ❛ i thought tying a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue was a cool party trick . ❜ ❛ you’re not ready . you’ll never be ready . ❜ ❛ you’ll never be locked up again . ❜ ❛ whatever you did , i want to help . ❜ ❛ i’m exhausted . ❜ ❛ i’m not having any fun . ❜ ❛ what are we going to do with you ? ❜ ❛ i salted the rim , i’m not a savage . ❜ ❛ are you feeling alright ? ❜ ❛ you don’t wanna go in there , trust me . ❜ ❛ tell me why i shouldn’t kill you right here , right now . ❜ ❛ you’re really mean when you drink before noon . and you drink before noon too often . ❜ ❛ well frankly , [ name ] , the situation is balls . ❜ ❛ horrible deeds have been committed here . ❜ ❛ have you done bad things ? ❜ ❛ let’s get you straight home to bed . ❜ ❛ … i said i was sorry . ❜ ❛ i’ll be anything you want me to be . ❜ ❛ i might’ve caused some trouble . ❜ ❛ you’ve got dark corners that you haven’t explored yet . ❜ ❛ i’m not enough to save you , [ name ] . ❜ ❛ okay , are we having a moment ? ❜ ❛ there’s only one way to make it stop and you know what it is , [ name ] . ❜ ❛ history books will have no mention of our names or our deeds . ❜ ❛ i know you need space and i really tried to stay away , but i got worried . ❜ ❛ i’ve got you now , okay ? i swear i’ve got you . ❜ ❛ you’ve made an enemy this friday . ❜ ❛ [ name ] would never say something like that . ❜ ❛ i’d say ‘make your peace’ , but i hope you never find any . ❜ ❛ i would shoot anybody for you . ❜ ❛ i knew you’d rescue me . ❜ ❛ i have enough friends . ❜ ❛ you know , i’m here for you . now and forever . ❜ ❛ we’re all on the same team , now , right ? ❜ ❛ you can’t just ‘nope’ this away ! ‘nope’ is not a viable plan . ❜ ❛ [ name ] , take a day off . ❜ ❛ if it sounds like a hippie hemorrhoid cream , i don’t want it in my cup . ❜ ❛ you practice those googly eyes in the mirror , or just … natural talent ? ❜ ❛ how did you get in here ? ❜ ❛ stop pushing me . and while you’re at it , stop judging me . ❜ ❛ i remember every second i was with you . every touch , every kiss … ❜ ❛ did i just pass out ? ❜ ❛ i think we’ve been asleep for a long - ass time . ❜ ❛ time is running out . ❜ ❛ you haven’t been paying attention . ❜ ❛ goodie , i love conditions . they really turn my crank . ❜ ❛ you’re amazing . ❜ ❛ you do not want to cross that line . ❜ ❛ everybody keeps talking to me like i’m an idiot . ❜ ❛ i know what i want . ❜ ❛ you shot me , you bitch ! ❜ ❛ i have something to tell you , [ name ] . ❜ ❛ you don’t have to be like this , [ name ] . ❜ ❛ you know we’re gonna have to talk about this eventually , right ? ❜ ❛ room down there for one more ? ❜ ❛ i’m not saying it’s gonna be okay . i’m just saying … i’m here . ❜ ❛ i am all in . ❜ ❛ [ name ] , thank god you’re here . ❜ ❛ it’s for your protection . ❜ ❛ if you have nothing to hide , what’s the problem ? ❜ ❛ sorry , i don’t have time to play nice anymore . ❜ ❛ usually she’s a fun bitch , not a bitch bitch . ❜ ❛ wake up . [ name ] , wake up . ❜ ❛ evil sniffs out evil . ❜ ❛ you’re very nice , thank you for that . ❜ ❛ i wonder how many generations have surveyed this land . ❜ ❛ i think it’s starting to settle in . ❜ ❛ don’t shoot , i’m just the messenger . ❜ ❛ it was a long time ago . ❜ ❛ you are kicking ass at not helping right now , you know ? ❜ ❛ we should talk . ❜ ❛ you are such an asshole . ❜ ❛ [ name ] , hey . i need a favor . ❜ ❛ i told you not to make this weird . ❜ ❛ i hate doing everything sober . ❜ ❛ pace yourself , there’s SO much more to judge . ❜ ❛ you don’t become [ name ] by confronting problems head - on . ❜ ❛ just shut your mouth . ❜ ❛ okay , yeah , i guess i deserved that . ❜ ❛ see ? this is what you get when you’re friends with a nark . ❜ ❛ step out of my way . ❜ ❛ are we having a good time ? ❜ ❛ okay , let me do the talking . ❜ ❛ justice delayed is still justice served . ❜ ❛ you are so pretty and i like you so much ! ❜ ❛ you’re drunk ! and in trouble . ❜ ❛ this whole ‘lone wolf’ thing you’ve got going on isn’t gonna cut it . ❜ ❛ don’t even think about it . ❜ ❛ did you mean any of those things you said ? ❜ ❛ you’re lucky nobody saw that . ❜ ❛ why don’t you distract me ? ❜ ❛ this is only gonna get worse if you don’t decide to help me . ❜ ❛ you really don’t care about any of this , do you ? ❜ ❛ i’ll be gone long before then . ❜ ❛ so this is where it all began … ❜ ❛ it’s hard not to feel like an outsider , even for me . ❜ ❛ i remember what it feels like to be new . ❜ ❛ hey , don’t do anything stupid , okay ? ❜ ❛ shut the hell up . ❜ ❛ at this point , i’m no longer afraid of the consequences . ❜ ❛ how did you come by it ? the wound ? ❜ ❛ you’re lying . ❜ ❛ you have to do something for me . ❜ ❛ why wouldn’t you tell me ? ❜ ❛ i don’t need you to make decisions for me . ❜ ❛ don’t follow me . ❜ ❛ why did you bring me here ? ❜ ❛ i deserve to be saved . i do . ❜ ❛ try to remember who you were . ❜ ❛ trust me , we’ll meet again . ❜ ❛ i promise i will never hurt you . ❜ ❛ come back to me . ❜ ❛ i don’t want to hurt you . ❜ ❛ eyes on the prize . ❜ ❛ surely you’ll want to hear my offer . ❜ ❛ sorry i was a no - show . ❜ ❛ aren’t you gonna say goodnight ? ❜ ❛ i’m too hangry to have this conversation . ❜ ❛ it’s okay , it’s better that i know the truth . ❜ ❛ am i the biggest cliche ever ? ❜ ❛ i know what you’re going through . ❜ ❛ you’re so lovely . ❜ ❛ you know what i’d never do ? tell you what to think or feel . ❜ ❛ i never drink alone . it’s sad and depressing . ❜ ❛ i would do anything to get out of here for just one night . ❜ ❛ say something … preferably encouraging . ❜ ❛ is this your thing ? cute but annoying ? ❜ ❛ i can’t protect you if i’m dead . ❜ ❛ i think i need to leave . ❜ ❛ you can’t run away from this . ❜ ❛ you repeat this convo , you die . ❜ ❛ don’t lie to me , [ name ] . ❜ ❛ you and me , we’re good people . ❜ ❛ hey , listen . i’m gonna get you out of here , okay ? ❜ ❛ sometimes i think you really must hate me . ❜ ❛ what are you so afraid of ? ❜ ❛ i always knew you’d be the death of me , anyway . ❜ ❛ there’s nothing you could’ve done . ❜ ❛ this can’t be happening . ❜ ❛ i just really thought i was doing the right thing . ❜ ❛ i lied to you , and i shouldn’t have . ❜ ❛ i have never loved anyone the way that i love you . ❜ ❛ can we all just act like we’re winning for once ? ❜ ❛ i wasn’t expecting you to be cool about it , but the pouting is getting old . ❜ ❛ am i the only one who didn’t know ? ❜ ❛ i appreciate everything you’ve done . ❜ ❛ what are the chances you’ll sit this one out ? ❜ ❛ [ name ]’s never gonna forgive me . ❜ ❛ you would have done the same thing . ❜ ❛ don’t go . ❜ ❛ i learned my lesson . ❜ ❛ i should have trusted you . ❜ ❛ i thought it was your fault . ❜ ❛ i plan to exploit you . ❜ ❛ just so everyone’s clear , i’m my own damn weapon . ❜ ❛ sorry i’m late , i kinda died . ❜ ❛ mercy comes in many forms . ❜ ❛ i will kill us both before i let you walk in service to the devil . ❜ ❛ if i die , they can’t use me . ❜ ❛ i am so very tired , [ name ] . ❜ ❛ see you on the other side . ❜ ❛ i care more about this than anything else in the world . ❜ ❛ you are … extraordinary . ❜ ❛ i’m with you , [ name ] . ❜ ❛ are you okay ? ❜ ❛ would you have done any different ? ❜ ❛ i would have done everything different . ❜

#sr /

★ @stcrgirl … ❛ sorry i’m late , i kinda died . ❜

it’s a tightness in her chest still, centuries later, an ice-cold flash through her veins, a bitter taste in the back of her throat. died. the ease with which people use that term these days doesn’t do much to lessen the effect it has on her. it’s instinctive, something born of deep resent & envy. stella won’t ever give up her job as a teacher - she loves it far too much, despite what both her students & colleagues may think - but sometimes, temptation does rear its head.

❛ please take a seat, ms. whitmore, ❜ she responds evenly, barely glancing up from the paper she is grading. IT’S A DISASTER ; three sentences in, & she knows the student to whom it belongs will have a failing grade. just how bad of one is yet to be seen. at this point, she welcomes courtney’s, arrival however late it may be. i kinda died. how dramatic humans can be. ❛ i am afraid not even the reanimated are exempt from discussing their recent poor performance in my classes. ❜

#stcrgirl #she made a joke T-T i don't think she's ever done that before #the universe is healing ...........#ic ans.

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐑𝐊𝐒 & 𝐇𝐀𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐒 !

likes artificial watermelon • sleeps in what they are already wearing • eats their cereal with milk • listens to music with earbuds • hates the summer • can recite past the first four digits of pi • eats frosting out of the jar • doodles on their notebooks • can bake cookies • has a garden • has had a snowball fight • eats pancakes without syrup • prefers shorts over pants • can name more than ten superheroes • has a plan for the zombie apocalypse • uses the same password for everything • can’t hold their breath for more than fifteen seconds • watches anime • hasn’t read harry potter • can say ‘ I love you ‘ in more than one language • prefers mechanical pencils • thinks space is cool • takes personality tests more than once to make sure • can’t tie their shoelaces • has a purse • likes salads • likes cool colors better than warm colors • knows how to braid hair • reads biographies • can ice skate • knows their mbti • reads astrology charts • prefers the star wars prequels to the original trilogy • plays video games • reads the newspaper • likes chocolate ice cream best • doesn’t cuss • memorizes song lyrics • collects coupons • has a preferred order at starbucks • likes movie theater popcorn • has seen a play • listens to music with headphones • owns a hoodie • would rather own cds than online copies • has written a poem • can shuffle cards • subscribes to a magazine • double dips when eating • drinks directly out of the milk container • keeps a journal

#reg.

toadmemes

more random dialogue prompts ,

“why do you have that look on your face?”

“finish what you’re doing, we have to talk.”

“what have you done to yourself?”

“did you do something different with your hair?”

“it doesn’t do any good to get worked up.”

“when was the last time we had a real conversation.”

“are you in the witness protection program, or what?”

“there’s something wrong with me.”

“no, i don’t hate you.”

“hey stupid.”

“we’re aren’t them.”

“looks like i’ll live long enough to make you pay.”

“you know you’re wrong.”

“i don’t understand, why are you doing this?”

“now, before i say anything, promise me you’ll stay calm.”

“what makes me so special?”

“you have no idea what i’ve been through.”

“you really don’t have to do that, not for me.”

“did you really think you’d get a second chance?”

"how about we don’t do that.”

“i have a lot going for me, but humility is not one of them.”

“you’re the worst.”

“i don’t need you right now.”

“don’t just stand there, looking at me.”

“i thought you were supposed to call me.”

“take my hand.”

“i need you.”

“you’re allowed to need help sometimes.”

“for someone who doesn’t like to feel things, you sure feel a lot of it out loud.”

“when this is all over, i want it to be you and me.”

“why won’t you tell me what happened?”

“you don’t know what this means to me.

“i know it doesn’t make sense.”

“i’m trying really hard to keep it together.”

“i know you’re new, but we do things a little differently here.”

“your voice is putting me to sleep.”

“did you find what you were looking for?”

"you knew and you didn’t even warn me?”

“well, i guess that’s broken.”

“i thought it was part of the act.”

“you think u don’t know you’re only here because they sent you?”

“you promised to call me if you didn’t know what to wear.”

“you can keep a secret, can’t you?”

“how could you do this to me?”

“put the gun down, dearest. i have news!”

“i know you don’t have any reason to trust me, but you need to know something.”

“if you’re here to tell me what happened last night, someone beat you to it.”

“people think i’m weird.”

“i think i’m losing myself again.”

“you can’t be here.”

“i wish you’d come to the funeral.”

“do you know what today is?”

“so, you broke my favourite mug… and you’re breaking up with me?”

“i need to get out.”

“it’s like i’m cursed or something.”

“you are remarkably well-behaved tonight, what have you been up to?”

“you gonna eat that?”

“sir, the pony rides are for children only.”

“i don’t want you to worry about that anymore.”

“we’ll never make it in time.”

“you’d be late for your own funeral.”

“you should have seen it coming.”

“oh, good, you’re here! hold this.”

“why can’t you just be happy for me?”

“on a scale of one to ten, how do you feel about nachos right now?”

“is this how you flirt with everyone?”

“how much longer till we’re there?”

“what have you done?”

“it’s time for you to repay that debt you owe me.”

“where did you get that? who gave it to you?”

“what kind of mother has thoughts like that?”

“i know I haven’t been what you needed, but i’m here, and i wanna help.”

“i never want to hear you say that again.”

“you’re all i have.”

“i know it’s not perfect, but i did follow the recipe this time.”

“i was doing so well until you showed up.”

“don’t eat that! i made it ‘specially for our guest.”

“it’s not that i don’t like my life, it’s that i don’t have the energy to enjoy it.”

“how can you stand this place?”

“don’t take this the wrong way, but you don’t exactly blend in.”

“you need to stop.”

“i don’t like that look, what happened?”

“is that seriously your password?”

“what’s your problem?”

“you had no right to use it without asking.”

“oh, wow, you weren’t kidding.”

“i couldn’t trust my own parents to protect me.”

“i’m surprised you haven’t been arrested yet. wait, no, i’m not.”

“why do you want to help me?”

“ten bucks for that piece of crap?”

“we have to hurry, they’re coming!”

“hey, look what came in the mail!”

“do you want to get a drink or something?”

“please tell me you didn’t eat that.”

“the worst part is you didn’t even notice.”

“if i wanted help, i would have asked.”

“wanna tell me what’s going on with your grades?”

“you need to leave.”

“talk to me, okay? i need to know what’s going on.”

“i do blame you.”

“sometimes life deals you a bad hand, but you can still play your cards right and win.”

“you’re no longer useful to me.”

“i’m not good with sarcasm: if you don’t like me, just say it.”

#meme.

ohisms

𝑰 𝑯𝑶𝑷𝑬 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑫𝑨𝑵𝑪𝑬 . ( sentence starters originating from season two of syfy’s ‘ wynonna earp ’ . adjust pronouns as necessary , heavy warning for mature themes ! )

❛ you truly are a monster . ❜ ❛ now , don’t get all emotional on me . ❜ ❛ you have amazing taste in underwear . ❜ ❛ my poor , brave baby . ❜ ❛ when did you become such a prude ? ❜ ❛ it’s called being a gentleman . ❜ ❛ how are you holding up ? ❜ ❛ i’ll have you know i’m kind of a big deal around here . ❜ ❛ you’re gonna need me . ❜ ❛ aw , you did math . ❜ ❛ i need you to be okay . ❜ ❛ you couldn’t stop me if you tried . ❜ ❛ better nut up and decide who you can trust . ❜ ❛ if you want me to trust you , you’re gonna have to tell me the plan . ❜ ❛ you stay put , okay ? ❜ ❛ there is a possibility i am now hallucinating . ❜ ❛ it’s my turn , [ name ] . ❜ ❛ who are you ? you know what , i don’t care . we’ve gotta go . ❜ ❛ somebody has to pay , [ name ] . ❜ ❛ you could come in … i’m gonna take a shower . ❜ ❛ they should be scared of me . ❜ ❛ remember who the real enemy is . ❜ ❛ this is the worst . ❜ ❛ i love watching you work . ❜ ❛ please don’t shut me out . ❜ ❛ i’m sitting right here , there’s no need to holler . ❜ ❛ what do you even do around here , [ name ] ? ❜ ❛ [ name ] , anything to say for yourself ? ❜ ❛ i’m such an asshole , i don’t know why i brought that up . ❜ ❛ what’s in it for you ? ❜ ❛ how are you doing ? still having fun ? ❜ ❛ so many jokes , i can’t even choose . ❜ ❛ THIS is your breaking point ? ❜ ❛ this might be a shitshow , but it’s OUR shitshow . ❜ ❛ sometimes , it’s good to say goodbye . ❜ ❛ we never lied to each other , you’re free to kiss whoever you like . ❜ ❛ how do you do that ? turn your feelings on and off like a fucking robot ? ❜ ❛ let’s get you somewhere safe . ❜ ❛ i feel like i might’ve lost the plot a bit . ❜ ❛ all i dream of is not having to run anymore . ❜ ❛ i don’t wanna die . ❜ ❛ this is what i bring to the team . ❜ ❛ i don’t know if i should be frightened or jealous . ❜ ❛ you wore suede ? what is it , your first day ? ❜ ❛ to add insult to injury , you’re stuck with me . ❜ ❛ i don’t like being blackmailed . ❜ ❛ i’m tired of running and hiding … and then running again . ❜ ❛ we’re buying better bourbon . case closed . ❜ ❛ [ name ] was never anything but proud of you . ❜ ❛ oh , i like when you’re scary . ❜ ❛ are you still mad at me ? ❜ ❛ as long as you want me , i will be by your side . ❜ ❛ the best sex is make - up sex , right ? ❜ ❛ give me a whiskey ! ❜ ❛ maybe i am getting soft , huh ? ❜ ❛ [ name ] , i have this gut feeling that something is coming , and it’s bad . ❜ ❛ i can get you whatever you need except time . ❜ ❛ i thought this time would be different . ❜ ❛ even fury road has pit stops . ❜ ❛ i didn’t know if it was your thing . ❜ ❛ baby , that’s everybody’s thing . ❜ ❛ you guys need to get some more hands , so that your hands can stay right here on me . ❜ ❛ every time i close my eyes , it’s the same nightmare . ❜ ❛ are you going to be this much fun all day ? ❜ ❛ i was such an idiot . ❜ ❛ clock is ticking , [ name ] . ❜ ❛ how are you settling in ? ❜ ❛ how long are you around ? ❜ ❛ what am i , human tinder ? ❜ ❛ listen , i love that you’ve got your own thing going on here , but don’t get distracted . ❜ ❛ you have my undivided attention . ❜ ❛ two shots of tequila is not ‘abstaining’ , it’s called being professional . ❜ ❛ nice try , but snitches get stitches . ❜ ❛ i was just thinking about you . ❜ ❛ some things never change , huh ? ❜ ❛ hey , watch your perfectly glossed mouth . ❜ ❛ i’m glad you’re putting yourself out there . ❜ ❛ why is everyone so obsessed with my fun levels ? ❜ ❛ yeah , it’s great . i could just scream ! ❜ ❛ not bailing on me , are you ? ❜ ❛ do you wanna get out of here ? ❜ ❛ you’re drunk and you’re talking too much . ❜ ❛ shady and suspicious , therefore gettin’ more delicious . ❜ ❛ you’ve come so far . ❜ ❛ when you stop dating psychos , THEN you can give me relationship advice . ❜ ❛ let him go , it’s not worth it . ❜ ❛ if that’s broken , you’ll pay for it . ❜ ❛ don’t tell me how to do my job . ❜ ❛ oh , you have not seen harassment . ❜ ❛ [ name ] , keep your head in the game . ❜ ❛ have you noticed any changes in [ name ] lately ? ❜ ❛ you know what ? forget it . ❜ ❛ i heard everything . ❜ ❛ you’ll be broken enough for her in no time . ❜ ❛ you look like you had some fun . ❜ ❛ you are UNDERESTIMATING the day i’ve had . ❜ ❛ are we too late ? are you okay ? ❜ ❛ i had him right where i wanted him . ❜ ❛ this has to end . please . ❜ ❛ brave but stupid , i’ll take it . ❜ ❛ okay , yeah , now i’m sure i hit myself in the head . ❜ ❛ i hate you , [ name ] . i hate you . ❜ ❛ you think i’m stupid ? ❜ ❛ why didn’t you tell me any of this before ? ❜ ❛ i’m stubborn , i always take the hard way . ❜ ❛ i wasn’t expecting company . ❜ ❛ okay , we’ve really gotta come up with a secret handshake . ❜ ❛ should … should we have a safe word ? ❜ ❛ this was not the plan , it’s too dangerous . ❜ ❛ stop it . all you do is play games . i don’t like your games . ❜ ❛ i’m trying to rescue you , let’s go . ❜ ❛ doesn’t anybody have any faith in me ? ❜ ❛ how do you know you weren’t followed ? ❜ ❛ i think you should get out of here . ❜ ❛ i’m not a bad person . ❜ ❛ i’m not a bad person , and if you know what’s good for you , you’ll stop treating me like one . ❜ ❛ the power of suggestion is a formidable thing . ❜ ❛ [ name ] , i know what i saw . ❜ ❛ i told you to wait . ❜ ❛ bad news , they ran out of pumpkin spice . ❜ ❛ i thought tying a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue was a cool party trick . ❜ ❛ you’re not ready . you’ll never be ready . ❜ ❛ you’ll never be locked up again . ❜ ❛ whatever you did , i want to help . ❜ ❛ i’m exhausted . ❜ ❛ i’m not having any fun . ❜ ❛ what are we going to do with you ? ❜ ❛ i salted the rim , i’m not a savage . ❜ ❛ are you feeling alright ? ❜ ❛ you don’t wanna go in there , trust me . ❜ ❛ tell me why i shouldn’t kill you right here , right now . ❜ ❛ you’re really mean when you drink before noon . and you drink before noon too often . ❜ ❛ well frankly , [ name ] , the situation is balls . ❜ ❛ horrible deeds have been committed here . ❜ ❛ have you done bad things ? ❜ ❛ let’s get you straight home to bed . ❜ ❛ … i said i was sorry . ❜ ❛ i’ll be anything you want me to be . ❜ ❛ i might’ve caused some trouble . ❜ ❛ you’ve got dark corners that you haven’t explored yet . ❜ ❛ i’m not enough to save you , [ name ] . ❜ ❛ okay , are we having a moment ? ❜ ❛ there’s only one way to make it stop and you know what it is , [ name ] . ❜ ❛ history books will have no mention of our names or our deeds . ❜ ❛ i know you need space and i really tried to stay away , but i got worried . ❜ ❛ i’ve got you now , okay ? i swear i’ve got you . ❜ ❛ you’ve made an enemy this friday . ❜ ❛ [ name ] would never say something like that . ❜ ❛ i’d say ‘make your peace’ , but i hope you never find any . ❜ ❛ i would shoot anybody for you . ❜ ❛ i knew you’d rescue me . ❜ ❛ i have enough friends . ❜ ❛ you know , i’m here for you . now and forever . ❜ ❛ we’re all on the same team , now , right ? ❜ ❛ you can’t just ‘nope’ this away ! ‘nope’ is not a viable plan . ❜ ❛ [ name ] , take a day off . ❜ ❛ if it sounds like a hippie hemorrhoid cream , i don’t want it in my cup . ❜ ❛ you practice those googly eyes in the mirror , or just … natural talent ? ❜ ❛ how did you get in here ? ❜ ❛ stop pushing me . and while you’re at it , stop judging me . ❜ ❛ i remember every second i was with you . every touch , every kiss … ❜ ❛ did i just pass out ? ❜ ❛ i think we’ve been asleep for a long - ass time . ❜ ❛ time is running out . ❜ ❛ you haven’t been paying attention . ❜ ❛ goodie , i love conditions . they really turn my crank . ❜ ❛ you’re amazing . ❜ ❛ you do not want to cross that line . ❜ ❛ everybody keeps talking to me like i’m an idiot . ❜ ❛ i know what i want . ❜ ❛ you shot me , you bitch ! ❜ ❛ i have something to tell you , [ name ] . ❜ ❛ you don’t have to be like this , [ name ] . ❜ ❛ you know we’re gonna have to talk about this eventually , right ? ❜ ❛ room down there for one more ? ❜ ❛ i’m not saying it’s gonna be okay . i’m just saying … i’m here . ❜ ❛ i am all in . ❜ ❛ [ name ] , thank god you’re here . ❜ ❛ it’s for your protection . ❜ ❛ if you have nothing to hide , what’s the problem ? ❜ ❛ sorry , i don’t have time to play nice anymore . ❜ ❛ usually she’s a fun bitch , not a bitch bitch . ❜ ❛ wake up . [ name ] , wake up . ❜ ❛ evil sniffs out evil . ❜ ❛ you’re very nice , thank you for that . ❜ ❛ i wonder how many generations have surveyed this land . ❜ ❛ i think it’s starting to settle in . ❜ ❛ don’t shoot , i’m just the messenger . ❜ ❛ it was a long time ago . ❜ ❛ you are kicking ass at not helping right now , you know ? ❜ ❛ we should talk . ❜ ❛ you are such an asshole . ❜ ❛ [ name ] , hey . i need a favor . ❜ ❛ i told you not to make this weird . ❜ ❛ i hate doing everything sober . ❜ ❛ pace yourself , there’s SO much more to judge . ❜ ❛ you don’t become [ name ] by confronting problems head - on . ❜ ❛ just shut your mouth . ❜ ❛ okay , yeah , i guess i deserved that . ❜ ❛ see ? this is what you get when you’re friends with a nark . ❜ ❛ step out of my way . ❜ ❛ are we having a good time ? ❜ ❛ okay , let me do the talking . ❜ ❛ justice delayed is still justice served . ❜ ❛ you are so pretty and i like you so much ! ❜ ❛ you’re drunk ! and in trouble . ❜ ❛ this whole ‘lone wolf’ thing you’ve got going on isn’t gonna cut it . ❜ ❛ don’t even think about it . ❜ ❛ did you mean any of those things you said ? ❜ ❛ you’re lucky nobody saw that . ❜ ❛ why don’t you distract me ? ❜ ❛ this is only gonna get worse if you don’t decide to help me . ❜ ❛ you really don’t care about any of this , do you ? ❜ ❛ i’ll be gone long before then . ❜ ❛ so this is where it all began … ❜ ❛ it’s hard not to feel like an outsider , even for me . ❜ ❛ i remember what it feels like to be new . ❜ ❛ hey , don’t do anything stupid , okay ? ❜ ❛ shut the hell up . ❜ ❛ at this point , i’m no longer afraid of the consequences . ❜ ❛ how did you come by it ? the wound ? ❜ ❛ you’re lying . ❜ ❛ you have to do something for me . ❜ ❛ why wouldn’t you tell me ? ❜ ❛ i don’t need you to make decisions for me . ❜ ❛ don’t follow me . ❜ ❛ why did you bring me here ? ❜ ❛ i deserve to be saved . i do . ❜ ❛ try to remember who you were . ❜ ❛ trust me , we’ll meet again . ❜ ❛ i promise i will never hurt you . ❜ ❛ come back to me . ❜ ❛ i don’t want to hurt you . ❜ ❛ eyes on the prize . ❜ ❛ surely you’ll want to hear my offer . ❜ ❛ sorry i was a no - show . ❜ ❛ aren’t you gonna say goodnight ? ❜ ❛ i’m too hangry to have this conversation . ❜ ❛ it’s okay , it’s better that i know the truth . ❜ ❛ am i the biggest cliche ever ? ❜ ❛ i know what you’re going through . ❜ ❛ you’re so lovely . ❜ ❛ you know what i’d never do ? tell you what to think or feel . ❜ ❛ i never drink alone . it’s sad and depressing . ❜ ❛ i would do anything to get out of here for just one night . ❜ ❛ say something … preferably encouraging . ❜ ❛ is this your thing ? cute but annoying ? ❜ ❛ i can’t protect you if i’m dead . ❜ ❛ i think i need to leave . ❜ ❛ you can’t run away from this . ❜ ❛ you repeat this convo , you die . ❜ ❛ don’t lie to me , [ name ] . ❜ ❛ you and me , we’re good people . ❜ ❛ hey , listen . i’m gonna get you out of here , okay ? ❜ ❛ sometimes i think you really must hate me . ❜ ❛ what are you so afraid of ? ❜ ❛ i always knew you’d be the death of me , anyway . ❜ ❛ there’s nothing you could’ve done . ❜ ❛ this can’t be happening . ❜ ❛ i just really thought i was doing the right thing . ❜ ❛ i lied to you , and i shouldn’t have . ❜ ❛ i have never loved anyone the way that i love you . ❜ ❛ can we all just act like we’re winning for once ? ❜ ❛ i wasn’t expecting you to be cool about it , but the pouting is getting old . ❜ ❛ am i the only one who didn’t know ? ❜ ❛ i appreciate everything you’ve done . ❜ ❛ what are the chances you’ll sit this one out ? ❜ ❛ [ name ]’s never gonna forgive me . ❜ ❛ you would have done the same thing . ❜ ❛ don’t go . ❜ ❛ i learned my lesson . ❜ ❛ i should have trusted you . ❜ ❛ i thought it was your fault . ❜ ❛ i plan to exploit you . ❜ ❛ just so everyone’s clear , i’m my own damn weapon . ❜ ❛ sorry i’m late , i kinda died . ❜ ❛ mercy comes in many forms . ❜ ❛ i will kill us both before i let you walk in service to the devil . ❜ ❛ if i die , they can’t use me . ❜ ❛ i am so very tired , [ name ] . ❜ ❛ see you on the other side . ❜ ❛ i care more about this than anything else in the world . ❜ ❛ you are … extraordinary . ❜ ❛ i’m with you , [ name ] . ❜ ❛ are you okay ? ❜ ❛ would you have done any different ? ❜ ❛ i would have done everything different . ❜

#meme.#let's get this (sad) party started :)

one day someone will cotton on to the fact that stella has named herself star star

#'moon moon? fucking MOON MOON ???'#it's the 500th anniversary of beginning of the worst period of her life ok #i have to make jokes otherwise im so sad