Hi There!

My name is Turtle 🐢. I am on the Spectrum and like guys. I’m just here to steal funny things to say, in case I ever get to talk to someone.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

my partner and i have become fixated on this stupid comment left by a conspiracy theorist on instagram and we can't stop saying it and i just know i'm gonna slip up and say it to a normal person

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[theconcealedweapon]

[starturtle]

The same can be said about christian hate.

[muddypolitics]

Real Talk

[depsidase]

[starturtle]

When your head is up your own ass, the choice is the same.

[catasters]

[depsidase]

[starturtle]

Like what even is America ?

[guerrillatech]

[rejectingrepublicans]

Rottenhouse killed two and shot a third in the hand, disfiguring him for life.

[depsidase]

[porterdavis]

[starturtle]

Won’t even accept khaki slacks.

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[dragongirlbunny]

wrong

[starturtle]

Ma’am he is clearly European.

[depsidase]

[starturtle]

sorry that was a bad way to start a conversation. Hi. I'm Sirius. I am a madman, and autistic(possibly unrelated things. possibly not.)

It’s fine. Honestly, I worry about how to word my responses so much I don’t write anything. That gif took me four days. 😛

[starturtle]

if the world WAS on the back of a turtle and there were turtles all the way on down, which turtle would you be?

[porterdavis]

[viralfrog]

[jimxugle]

This is the eponymous Billy of Billy's Sushi...

Billy Sushi ビリー寿司 · Minneapolis, Minnesota

[munchy-k]

ive always rly liked the idea of a member of a group of adventurers having what everyone assumes is very well trained hawk and then at the end of their journey its casually revealed that thats actually just his buddy whos a shapeshifter and just rly likes being a hawk

[munchy-k]

the guy also like thinks everyone knows bc he never tries to hide the fact that the hawk is a person but everyone assumes hes always just joking. like the others being like "damn its crazy how he knows exactly what you want him to do its like he knows english or something." and the guy is just like "well yeah thats his first language so ofc he's fluent??" and they all go "haha good one" and move on, leaving him confused

[munchy-k]

they just think hes a quirky guy that really loves his pet and says things like "the 9 of us" even tho there are clearly only 8 people! he just cares about the bird so much he counts it as a group member haha !

[starturtle]

Autistic Wildshape Boyfriend.