#1 host

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

[starwglassesandptsd]

HEYO!! MY NAME IS STARRY! IM A GLOW IN THE DARK STAR STICKER, AND ONE OF THE HOSTS ON THE UPCOMING OBJECT SHOW Unwilling Objects™!!

[voidproductions]

MEET OUR THIRD AND MOST GOOEY HOST,,,

GLOB!!

(drawn by @yrooxrksvigirzmtovwzwwb

Glob is a gooey blob of… Something… Who knows! He's eccentric and silly, with an IQ of -6! He's one of the three hosts of the upcoming object show, Unwilling Objects!

[starwglassesandptsd]

He's so hot! Such a hunk!

[voidproductions]

MEET OUR FIRST AND LOVELY HOST,,,

STARRY!!

(drawn by @yrooxrksvigirzmtovwzwwb and @ramdotnet)

starry solar, a star sicker, is as rambunctious as he is lovable! he's one of the three hosts of the upcoming object show ; Unwilling objects!

[goopyfella]

Lovable is an understatement...

[starwglassesandptsd]

BLUSH!

[radiation-rater]

how radioactive is he.

The council has decided that that thing is only 5.2/15 radioactive

[starwglassesandptsd]

DONT SAY THAT!! MY PAL IS SOOOO RADIOACTIVE!!! MAYBE EVEN A 15/15!!!

[starwglassesandptsd]

Man. Im really craving a mile high pie™ right about now..

[goopyfella]

a what now

[starwglassesandptsd]

You don't know what a mile high pie™ is?!?

[starwglassesandptsd]

Man. Im really craving a mile high pie™ right about now..

[starwglassesandptsd]

Be careful of asexuals y'all. I heard they aren't fucking around.

[starwglassesandptsd]

this u?

gayass

that IS me!

[goopyfella]

man i wanna cheeseburger like fr...

[starwglassesandptsd]

Real

[goopyfella]

oh hi starry

[starwglassesandptsd]

Hi glob <3

[starwglassesandptsd]

Can't wait to get to work on our first season of Unwilling Objects™!

[goopyfella]

man i wanna cheeseburger like fr...

[starwglassesandptsd]

Real