Stat

My name is Kris and I used to be an alien. Honorary member of the Best Friends. Living my life, my way. (rp only)

[statdaddyo]

CC here, with my positive ball of light Kris Stat. It’s my first time playing her and I’m super excited. There is some things everyone should know about her. 

Kris is 26 and lives in Florida currently She just broke up with her mentally abusive boyfriend Her gimmick change is due to her being emo about her breakup She is a mixture of new and old Kris Statlander, but likes to be positive in public She will have her mood swings from time to time Kris is single, but scared to be in another relationship (ships are based on chemistry) I am open to all the friendships and a possible fwb that just might break down her walls

[playedbyjulian-deactivated20230]

i’m fighting this leon guy at dark, guess i should be not too ruff with him…..

[statdaddyo]

Give him hell!

[sexychuckyt-deactivated20220720]

I need 50 feet of rope.

Don’t ask questions

[statdaddyo]

What are you going to do to Greg? 😠

[statdaddyo]

I’m alive, hi!

[shittylittlegreg-deactivated202]

hey that's me

I'm one of your boys

@statdaddyo

[statdaddyo]

You are!

[dcvilhimself-deactivated2023050]

I've been nice for far too long now. I think it's time for me to be a dick again. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[dcvilhimself-deactivated2023050]

Thank you! I'm glad someone can.

[statdaddyo]

I always support your endeavors.

[dcvilhimself-deactivated2023050]

I've been nice for far too long now. I think it's time for me to be a dick again. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[statdaddyo]

I can get down with that.

[claireims-deactivated20240223]

today is my birthday .. max surprised me with starbucks and kisses. best birthday gift ever!

[statdaddyo]

Happy birthday!

[randanopterix]

A cool alien and her boys, 2022 edition 🛸⭐️💫

[statdaddyo]

@sexychuckyt

@orngcssidy

@shittylittlegreg

[shittylittlegreg-deactivated202]

that moment when a can of half empty water gets more likes than your face

i see

as it should

[shittylittlegreg-deactivated202]

You are

so my question is

what are you not good at

[statdaddyo]

Math

[shittylittlegreg-deactivated202]

that moment when a can of half empty water gets more likes than your face

i see

as it should

[shittylittlegreg-deactivated202]

And you’re great at it

Congrats

[statdaddyo]

I like to think I’m good at most things.

[shittylittlegreg-deactivated202]

that moment when a can of half empty water gets more likes than your face

i see

as it should

[statdaddyo]

It’s a job few can handle.

[shittylittlegreg-deactivated202]

that moment when a can of half empty water gets more likes than your face

i see

as it should

[statdaddyo]

What if it was half full?

[absolutebby]

statdaddyo·:

Yes, give me the list. Is Stokley first on it??

Yeah I’m great. I just love wrestling.

nah, not first. I know he’s more of a you issue though but we can bump ‘em up to number 1. 

okay, good. thought someone pissed you off so you wanted to punch some faces or something.

[statdaddyo]

You’re a real one.

Nah, not this time.

[claireims-deactivated20240223]

is anyone else obsessed with miniature cooking?? 

[claireims-deactivated20240223]

right?! i just wanna know how they got everything that small.. like the stove and etc.. i haven’t stopped watching the videos! 

[statdaddyo]

Right? And how do they not smush it with their fingers? I’m so curious.

[absolutebby]

statdaddyo·:

Oh right, I forgot. Sorry, I’m just in a fighty mood.

don’t scare me like that. I’ve got a whole list of people you could fight if you want… but before all that, you good?

[statdaddyo]

Yes, give me the list. Is Stokley first on it??

Yeah I’m great. I just love wrestling.

[claireims-deactivated20240223]

is anyone else obsessed with miniature cooking?? 

[statdaddyo]

Um yes! It’s so cute.