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Alright bitch

@official-yzma my boyfriend and I are here to fight you

Y. Your bf oh gosh towhoebo

Uh you okay big guy?

Yeah sorry!!!!!!!! Let’s uh fight her

Wait why are we fighting?

Because you gave Kuzco an immortality potion when you shouldn’t have

He literally asked for it?

Yeah well you should know as an immortal yourself that cursing another with it is bad so I’m gonna kill you actually

Alright then.. come here, fight me!

(They start to use magic and throw potions at each other. At one point, kronk, pain, and panic all step into the room, confused)

@official-kronk HÉY DUMB BITCH KIDNAP KUZCO

(He forced a potion into Kuzco’s mouth that drains his immortality)

(He smacks Kuzco with a hammer, knocking him out)

(He grabs Kuzco and runs from the scene in fear. He knows exactly where he’s going)

Kronk you fucking dumbass you’re supposed to kill him now! (She buffs and looks back at hades, who flares up immediately)

YOU’RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! (He straight up catches her on fire and kills her)

*is dead*

(He runs up to Hades) hurry, we gotta go save Kuzco!!!! I saw where kronk went but we have to hurry!

(He throws the kid on his shoulder and starts sprinting after kronk, who went to Hercules) what’s going on here?

Herc, we have to do something, what do we do??

I don’t know.. we have to hide him! Uncle, come here, we need to hide Kuzco before it’s too late!

What are you talking about? I killed Yzma

No no uncle she was just a trap to distract you, it’s my dad - he wants to kill Kuzco, we have to hide him!

Huh

(He rose up and glared at kronk) can you do anything right? I told you to kill him not knock him out!

You’re behind this? But why?!! Ever since I’ve started seeing Kuzco I’ve literally not committed any crimes

What about killing Yzma?

Other than that

Well even if you hadn’t killed her, you’ve still committed a crime against nature by getting so close to this human!

What the fuck Zeus ??? You literally have a half human son?

*gasps* why would you say that in front of him you asshole

dad I literally already knew? You kinda left me to be raised by her?? Plus hades told me a while ago

No... NO! Hades do you see what happens when gods and humans mess around? We get demigods who need therapy!

DAD I NEED THERAPY BECAUSE YOU SUCK NOT BECAUSE IM A DEMIGOD

You’ve turned my own boy against me... you damn asshole! *he strikes Kuzco with lightning, killing him instantly. He leaves, angry*

NO!!! *he flies over to Kuzco and grabs him, heading for the underworld right away, with Bart, Kronk, and Hercules following*

*he goes to the river and tries to climb into it with Kuzco, but as the god of the dead, he is attacked by the souls. He sits on the edge of the cliff and holds Kuzco close*

This.. this can’t be real. I have to be dreaming.. *he’s crying his eyes out* no we have to save him somehow, we gotta!

Forget it, kid.. I’m being punished. Don’t you see? Falling in love with a human only brings heartbreak.. (he brushes his fingers over Kuzco’s face)

Wait.. I have an idea.. (He sees Kuzco’s soul in the river and jumps in, grabbing it. He returns and puts the soul into the body, watching hopefully)

(He sits up) hey what’s going on??? Am I naked? Why is everyone staring???

IT WORKED! (He hugged Kuzco tightly) I’m so relieved you’re alright..

(He cries and hugs Kuzco tightly as well, hopefully watching for a reaction, but none came. Not yet. Still, he cries happily)

What happened?? can someone please tell me??

My brother wasn’t happy with our relationship so he killed you.. but you’re back now, alright? You’re alright now..

So this means we are dating now right?

I don’t know.. I can’t let you get hurt like that again, and if Zeus already knows about you...

Then he’ll kill me anyways, so we might as well be together.. we’re pretty much bound together!

I don’t know... I don’t wanna take you away from your family.. if you still wanna be immortal to be with me, anyways..

Oh yeah that... well, maybe... maybe there’s still a way..

I believe I have one.. (he stepped forward and held out a little bottle) I have a youth potion, so Kuzco will get to grow old with his family, and then when they die out he can take this youth potion and the immortality potion..

It’s perfect! Thank you Kronk.. and thanks for not being the one the murder me I guess? Hm.

You... you really wanna be with me..? That bad?

Duh

You’re so wild...

Wild for you 💗💗💗

official-pacha

Finally! I caught up with you two!!! (He starts running for Kuzco)

(He rolls his eyes and kisses Hades. They both glow like in Shrek and when they come back down, their memories of each other flood back)

H.. Hades??

Alright bitch

@official-yzma my boyfriend and I are here to fight you

Y. Your bf oh gosh towhoebo

Uh you okay big guy?

Yeah sorry!!!!!!!! Let’s uh fight her

Wait why are we fighting?

Because you gave Kuzco an immortality potion when you shouldn’t have

He literally asked for it?

Yeah well you should know as an immortal yourself that cursing another with it is bad so I’m gonna kill you actually

Alright then.. come here, fight me!

(They start to use magic and throw potions at each other. At one point, kronk, pain, and panic all step into the room, confused)

@official-kronk HÉY DUMB BITCH KIDNAP KUZCO

(He forced a potion into Kuzco’s mouth that drains his immortality)

(He smacks Kuzco with a hammer, knocking him out)

(He grabs Kuzco and runs from the scene in fear. He knows exactly where he’s going)

Kronk you fucking dumbass you’re supposed to kill him now! (She buffs and looks back at hades, who flares up immediately)

YOU’RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! (He straight up catches her on fire and kills her)

*is dead*

(He runs up to Hades) hurry, we gotta go save Kuzco!!!! I saw where kronk went but we have to hurry!

(He throws the kid on his shoulder and starts sprinting after kronk, who went to Hercules) what’s going on here?

Herc, we have to do something, what do we do??

I don’t know.. we have to hide him! Uncle, come here, we need to hide Kuzco before it’s too late!

What are you talking about? I killed Yzma

No no uncle she was just a trap to distract you, it’s my dad - he wants to kill Kuzco, we have to hide him!

Huh

(He rose up and glared at kronk) can you do anything right? I told you to kill him not knock him out!

You’re behind this? But why?!! Ever since I’ve started seeing Kuzco I’ve literally not committed any crimes

What about killing Yzma?

Other than that

Well even if you hadn’t killed her, you’ve still committed a crime against nature by getting so close to this human!

What the fuck Zeus ??? You literally have a half human son?

*gasps* why would you say that in front of him you asshole

dad I literally already knew? You kinda left me to be raised by her?? Plus hades told me a while ago

No... NO! Hades do you see what happens when gods and humans mess around? We get demigods who need therapy!

DAD I NEED THERAPY BECAUSE YOU SUCK NOT BECAUSE IM A DEMIGOD

You’ve turned my own boy against me... you damn asshole! *he strikes Kuzco with lightning, killing him instantly. He leaves, angry*

NO!!! *he flies over to Kuzco and grabs him, heading for the underworld right away, with Bart, Kronk, and Hercules following*

*he goes to the river and tries to climb into it with Kuzco, but as the god of the dead, he is attacked by the souls. He sits on the edge of the cliff and holds Kuzco close*

This.. this can’t be real. I have to be dreaming.. *he’s crying his eyes out* no we have to save him somehow, we gotta!

Forget it, kid.. I’m being punished. Don’t you see? Falling in love with a human only brings heartbreak.. (he brushes his fingers over Kuzco’s face)

Wait.. I have an idea.. (He sees Kuzco’s soul in the river and jumps in, grabbing it. He returns and puts the soul into the body, watching hopefully)

(He sits up) hey what’s going on??? Am I naked? Why is everyone staring???

IT WORKED! (He hugged Kuzco tightly) I’m so relieved you’re alright..

(He cries and hugs Kuzco tightly as well, hopefully watching for a reaction, but none came. Not yet. Still, he cries happily)

What happened?? can someone please tell me??

My brother wasn’t happy with our relationship so he killed you.. but you’re back now, alright? You’re alright now..

So this means we are dating now right?

I don’t know.. I can’t let you get hurt like that again, and if Zeus already knows about you...

Then he’ll kill me anyways, so we might as well be together.. we’re pretty much bound together!

I don’t know... I don’t wanna take you away from your family.. if you still wanna be immortal to be with me, anyways..

Oh yeah that... well, maybe... maybe there’s still a way..

It’s perfect! Thank you Kronk.. and thanks for not being the one the murder me I guess? Hm.

You... you really wanna be with me..? That bad?

Duh

You’re so wild...

Wild for you 💗💗💗

Alright bitch

@official-yzma my boyfriend and I are here to fight you

Y. Your bf oh gosh towhoebo

Uh you okay big guy?

Yeah sorry!!!!!!!! Let’s uh fight her

Wait why are we fighting?

Because you gave Kuzco an immortality potion when you shouldn’t have

He literally asked for it?

Yeah well you should know as an immortal yourself that cursing another with it is bad so I’m gonna kill you actually

Alright then.. come here, fight me!

(They start to use magic and throw potions at each other. At one point, kronk, pain, and panic all step into the room, confused)

@official-kronk HÉY DUMB BITCH KIDNAP KUZCO

(He forced a potion into Kuzco’s mouth that drains his immortality)

(He smacks Kuzco with a hammer, knocking him out)

(He grabs Kuzco and runs from the scene in fear. He knows exactly where he’s going)

Kronk you fucking dumbass you’re supposed to kill him now! (She buffs and looks back at hades, who flares up immediately)

YOU’RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! (He straight up catches her on fire and kills her)

*is dead*

(He runs up to Hades) hurry, we gotta go save Kuzco!!!! I saw where kronk went but we have to hurry!

(He throws the kid on his shoulder and starts sprinting after kronk, who went to Hercules) what’s going on here?

Herc, we have to do something, what do we do??

I don’t know.. we have to hide him! Uncle, come here, we need to hide Kuzco before it’s too late!

What are you talking about? I killed Yzma

No no uncle she was just a trap to distract you, it’s my dad - he wants to kill Kuzco, we have to hide him!

Huh

(He rose up and glared at kronk) can you do anything right? I told you to kill him not knock him out!

You’re behind this? But why?!! Ever since I’ve started seeing Kuzco I’ve literally not committed any crimes

What about killing Yzma?

Other than that

Well even if you hadn’t killed her, you’ve still committed a crime against nature by getting so close to this human!

What the fuck Zeus ??? You literally have a half human son?

*gasps* why would you say that in front of him you asshole

dad I literally already knew? You kinda left me to be raised by her?? Plus hades told me a while ago

No... NO! Hades do you see what happens when gods and humans mess around? We get demigods who need therapy!

DAD I NEED THERAPY BECAUSE YOU SUCK NOT BECAUSE IM A DEMIGOD

You’ve turned my own boy against me... you damn asshole! *he strikes Kuzco with lightning, killing him instantly. He leaves, angry*

NO!!! *he flies over to Kuzco and grabs him, heading for the underworld right away, with Bart, Kronk, and Hercules following*

*he goes to the river and tries to climb into it with Kuzco, but as the god of the dead, he is attacked by the souls. He sits on the edge of the cliff and holds Kuzco close*

This.. this can’t be real. I have to be dreaming.. *he’s crying his eyes out* no we have to save him somehow, we gotta!

Forget it, kid.. I’m being punished. Don’t you see? Falling in love with a human only brings heartbreak.. (he brushes his fingers over Kuzco’s face)

Wait.. I have an idea.. (He sees Kuzco’s soul in the river and jumps in, grabbing it. He returns and puts the soul into the body, watching hopefully)

(He sits up) hey what’s going on??? Am I naked? Why is everyone staring???

IT WORKED! (He hugged Kuzco tightly) I’m so relieved you’re alright..

(He cries and hugs Kuzco tightly as well, hopefully watching for a reaction, but none came. Not yet. Still, he cries happily)

What happened?? can someone please tell me??

My brother wasn’t happy with our relationship so he killed you.. but you’re back now, alright? You’re alright now..

So this means we are dating now right?

I don’t know.. I can’t let you get hurt like that again, and if Zeus already knows about you...

Then he’ll kill me anyways, so we might as well be together.. we’re pretty much bound together!

I don’t know... I don’t wanna take you away from your family.. if you still wanna be immortal to be with me, anyways..

Oh yeah that... well, maybe... maybe there’s still a way..

It’s perfect! Thank you Kronk.. and thanks for not being the one the murder me I guess? Hm.

You... you really wanna be with me..? That bad?

Duh

Alright bitch

@official-yzma my boyfriend and I are here to fight you

Y. Your bf oh gosh towhoebo

Uh you okay big guy?

Yeah sorry!!!!!!!! Let’s uh fight her

Wait why are we fighting?

Because you gave Kuzco an immortality potion when you shouldn’t have

He literally asked for it?

Yeah well you should know as an immortal yourself that cursing another with it is bad so I’m gonna kill you actually

Alright then.. come here, fight me!

(They start to use magic and throw potions at each other. At one point, kronk, pain, and panic all step into the room, confused)

@official-kronk HÉY DUMB BITCH KIDNAP KUZCO

(He forced a potion into Kuzco’s mouth that drains his immortality)

(He smacks Kuzco with a hammer, knocking him out)

(He grabs Kuzco and runs from the scene in fear. He knows exactly where he’s going)

Kronk you fucking dumbass you’re supposed to kill him now! (She buffs and looks back at hades, who flares up immediately)

YOU’RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! (He straight up catches her on fire and kills her)

*is dead*

(He runs up to Hades) hurry, we gotta go save Kuzco!!!! I saw where kronk went but we have to hurry!

(He throws the kid on his shoulder and starts sprinting after kronk, who went to Hercules) what’s going on here?

Herc, we have to do something, what do we do??

I don’t know.. we have to hide him! Uncle, come here, we need to hide Kuzco before it’s too late!

What are you talking about? I killed Yzma

No no uncle she was just a trap to distract you, it’s my dad - he wants to kill Kuzco, we have to hide him!

Huh

(He rose up and glared at kronk) can you do anything right? I told you to kill him not knock him out!

You’re behind this? But why?!! Ever since I’ve started seeing Kuzco I’ve literally not committed any crimes

What about killing Yzma?

Other than that

Well even if you hadn’t killed her, you’ve still committed a crime against nature by getting so close to this human!

What the fuck Zeus ??? You literally have a half human son?

*gasps* why would you say that in front of him you asshole

dad I literally already knew? You kinda left me to be raised by her?? Plus hades told me a while ago

No... NO! Hades do you see what happens when gods and humans mess around? We get demigods who need therapy!

DAD I NEED THERAPY BECAUSE YOU SUCK NOT BECAUSE IM A DEMIGOD

You’ve turned my own boy against me... you damn asshole! *he strikes Kuzco with lightning, killing him instantly. He leaves, angry*

NO!!! *he flies over to Kuzco and grabs him, heading for the underworld right away, with Bart, Kronk, and Hercules following*

*he goes to the river and tries to climb into it with Kuzco, but as the god of the dead, he is attacked by the souls. He sits on the edge of the cliff and holds Kuzco close*

This.. this can’t be real. I have to be dreaming.. *he’s crying his eyes out* no we have to save him somehow, we gotta!

Forget it, kid.. I’m being punished. Don’t you see? Falling in love with a human only brings heartbreak.. (he brushes his fingers over Kuzco’s face)

Wait.. I have an idea.. (He sees Kuzco’s soul in the river and jumps in, grabbing it. He returns and puts the soul into the body, watching hopefully)

(He sits up) hey what’s going on??? Am I naked? Why is everyone staring???

IT WORKED! (He hugged Kuzco tightly) I’m so relieved you’re alright..

(He cries and hugs Kuzco tightly as well, hopefully watching for a reaction, but none came. Not yet. Still, he cries happily)

What happened?? can someone please tell me??

My brother wasn’t happy with our relationship so he killed you.. but you’re back now, alright? You’re alright now..

So this means we are dating now right?

I don’t know.. I can’t let you get hurt like that again, and if Zeus already knows about you...

Then he’ll kill me anyways, so we might as well be together.. we’re pretty much bound together!

I don’t know... I don’t wanna take you away from your family.. if you still wanna be immortal to be with me, anyways..

Oh yeah that... well, maybe... maybe there’s still a way..

It’s perfect! Thank you Kronk.. and thanks for not being the one the murder me I guess? Hm.

Alright bitch

@official-yzma my boyfriend and I are here to fight you

Y. Your bf oh gosh towhoebo

Uh you okay big guy?

Yeah sorry!!!!!!!! Let’s uh fight her

Wait why are we fighting?

Because you gave Kuzco an immortality potion when you shouldn’t have

He literally asked for it?

Yeah well you should know as an immortal yourself that cursing another with it is bad so I’m gonna kill you actually

Alright then.. come here, fight me!

(They start to use magic and throw potions at each other. At one point, kronk, pain, and panic all step into the room, confused)

@official-kronk HÉY DUMB BITCH KIDNAP KUZCO

(He forced a potion into Kuzco’s mouth that drains his immortality)

(He smacks Kuzco with a hammer, knocking him out)

(He grabs Kuzco and runs from the scene in fear. He knows exactly where he’s going)

Kronk you fucking dumbass you’re supposed to kill him now! (She buffs and looks back at hades, who flares up immediately)

YOU’RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! (He straight up catches her on fire and kills her)

*is dead*

(He runs up to Hades) hurry, we gotta go save Kuzco!!!! I saw where kronk went but we have to hurry!

(He throws the kid on his shoulder and starts sprinting after kronk, who went to Hercules) what’s going on here?

Herc, we have to do something, what do we do??

I don’t know.. we have to hide him! Uncle, come here, we need to hide Kuzco before it’s too late!

What are you talking about? I killed Yzma

No no uncle she was just a trap to distract you, it’s my dad - he wants to kill Kuzco, we have to hide him!

Huh

(He rose up and glared at kronk) can you do anything right? I told you to kill him not knock him out!

You’re behind this? But why?!! Ever since I’ve started seeing Kuzco I’ve literally not committed any crimes

What about killing Yzma?

Other than that

Well even if you hadn’t killed her, you’ve still committed a crime against nature by getting so close to this human!

What the fuck Zeus ??? You literally have a half human son?

*gasps* why would you say that in front of him you asshole

dad I literally already knew? You kinda left me to be raised by her?? Plus hades told me a while ago

No... NO! Hades do you see what happens when gods and humans mess around? We get demigods who need therapy!

DAD I NEED THERAPY BECAUSE YOU SUCK NOT BECAUSE IM A DEMIGOD

You’ve turned my own boy against me... you damn asshole! *he strikes Kuzco with lightning, killing him instantly. He leaves, angry*

NO!!! *he flies over to Kuzco and grabs him, heading for the underworld right away, with Bart, Kronk, and Hercules following*

*he goes to the river and tries to climb into it with Kuzco, but as the god of the dead, he is attacked by the souls. He sits on the edge of the cliff and holds Kuzco close*

This.. this can’t be real. I have to be dreaming.. *he’s crying his eyes out* no we have to save him somehow, we gotta!

Forget it, kid.. I’m being punished. Don’t you see? Falling in love with a human only brings heartbreak.. (he brushes his fingers over Kuzco’s face)

Wait.. I have an idea.. (He sees Kuzco’s soul in the river and jumps in, grabbing it. He returns and puts the soul into the body, watching hopefully)

(He sits up) hey what’s going on??? Am I naked? Why is everyone staring???

IT WORKED! (He hugged Kuzco tightly) I’m so relieved you’re alright..

(He cries and hugs Kuzco tightly as well, hopefully watching for a reaction, but none came. Not yet. Still, he cries happily)

What happened?? can someone please tell me??

My brother wasn’t happy with our relationship so he killed you.. but you’re back now, alright? You’re alright now..

So this means we are dating now right?

I don’t know.. I can’t let you get hurt like that again, and if Zeus already knows about you...

Then he’ll kill me anyways, so we might as well be together.. we’re pretty much bound together!

I don’t know... I don’t wanna take you away from your family.. if you still wanna be immortal to be with me, anyways..

Oh yeah that... well, maybe... maybe there’s still a way..

Alright bitch

@official-yzma my boyfriend and I are here to fight you

Y. Your bf oh gosh towhoebo

Uh you okay big guy?

Yeah sorry!!!!!!!! Let’s uh fight her

Wait why are we fighting?

Because you gave Kuzco an immortality potion when you shouldn’t have

He literally asked for it?

Yeah well you should know as an immortal yourself that cursing another with it is bad so I’m gonna kill you actually

Alright then.. come here, fight me!

(They start to use magic and throw potions at each other. At one point, kronk, pain, and panic all step into the room, confused)

@official-kronk HÉY DUMB BITCH KIDNAP KUZCO

(He forced a potion into Kuzco’s mouth that drains his immortality)

(He smacks Kuzco with a hammer, knocking him out)

(He grabs Kuzco and runs from the scene in fear. He knows exactly where he’s going)

Kronk you fucking dumbass you’re supposed to kill him now! (She buffs and looks back at hades, who flares up immediately)

YOU’RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! (He straight up catches her on fire and kills her)

*is dead*

(He runs up to Hades) hurry, we gotta go save Kuzco!!!! I saw where kronk went but we have to hurry!

(He throws the kid on his shoulder and starts sprinting after kronk, who went to Hercules) what’s going on here?

Herc, we have to do something, what do we do??

I don’t know.. we have to hide him! Uncle, come here, we need to hide Kuzco before it’s too late!

What are you talking about? I killed Yzma

No no uncle she was just a trap to distract you, it’s my dad - he wants to kill Kuzco, we have to hide him!

Huh

(He rose up and glared at kronk) can you do anything right? I told you to kill him not knock him out!

You’re behind this? But why?!! Ever since I’ve started seeing Kuzco I’ve literally not committed any crimes

What about killing Yzma?

Other than that

Well even if you hadn’t killed her, you’ve still committed a crime against nature by getting so close to this human!

What the fuck Zeus ??? You literally have a half human son?

*gasps* why would you say that in front of him you asshole

dad I literally already knew? You kinda left me to be raised by her?? Plus hades told me a while ago

No... NO! Hades do you see what happens when gods and humans mess around? We get demigods who need therapy!

DAD I NEED THERAPY BECAUSE YOU SUCK NOT BECAUSE IM A DEMIGOD

You’ve turned my own boy against me... you damn asshole! *he strikes Kuzco with lightning, killing him instantly. He leaves, angry*

NO!!! *he flies over to Kuzco and grabs him, heading for the underworld right away, with Bart, Kronk, and Hercules following*

*he goes to the river and tries to climb into it with Kuzco, but as the god of the dead, he is attacked by the souls. He sits on the edge of the cliff and holds Kuzco close*

This.. this can’t be real. I have to be dreaming.. *he’s crying his eyes out* no we have to save him somehow, we gotta!

Forget it, kid.. I’m being punished. Don’t you see? Falling in love with a human only brings heartbreak.. (he brushes his fingers over Kuzco’s face)

Wait.. I have an idea.. (He sees Kuzco’s soul in the river and jumps in, grabbing it. He returns and puts the soul into the body, watching hopefully)

(He sits up) hey what’s going on??? Am I naked? Why is everyone staring???

IT WORKED! (He hugged Kuzco tightly) I’m so relieved you’re alright..

(He cries and hugs Kuzco tightly as well, hopefully watching for a reaction, but none came. Not yet. Still, he cries happily)

What happened?? can someone please tell me??

My brother wasn’t happy with our relationship so he killed you.. but you’re back now, alright? You’re alright now..

So this means we are dating now right?

I don’t know.. I can’t let you get hurt like that again, and if Zeus already knows about you...

Then he’ll kill me anyways, so we might as well be together.. we’re pretty much bound together!

Alright bitch

@official-yzma my boyfriend and I are here to fight you

Y. Your bf oh gosh towhoebo

Uh you okay big guy?

Yeah sorry!!!!!!!! Let’s uh fight her

Wait why are we fighting?

Because you gave Kuzco an immortality potion when you shouldn’t have

He literally asked for it?

Yeah well you should know as an immortal yourself that cursing another with it is bad so I’m gonna kill you actually

Alright then.. come here, fight me!

(They start to use magic and throw potions at each other. At one point, kronk, pain, and panic all step into the room, confused)

@official-kronk HÉY DUMB BITCH KIDNAP KUZCO

(He forced a potion into Kuzco’s mouth that drains his immortality)

(He smacks Kuzco with a hammer, knocking him out)

(He grabs Kuzco and runs from the scene in fear. He knows exactly where he’s going)

Kronk you fucking dumbass you’re supposed to kill him now! (She buffs and looks back at hades, who flares up immediately)

YOU’RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! (He straight up catches her on fire and kills her)

*is dead*

(He runs up to Hades) hurry, we gotta go save Kuzco!!!! I saw where kronk went but we have to hurry!

(He throws the kid on his shoulder and starts sprinting after kronk, who went to Hercules) what’s going on here?

Herc, we have to do something, what do we do??

I don’t know.. we have to hide him! Uncle, come here, we need to hide Kuzco before it’s too late!

What are you talking about? I killed Yzma

No no uncle she was just a trap to distract you, it’s my dad - he wants to kill Kuzco, we have to hide him!

Huh

(He rose up and glared at kronk) can you do anything right? I told you to kill him not knock him out!

You’re behind this? But why?!! Ever since I’ve started seeing Kuzco I’ve literally not committed any crimes

What about killing Yzma?

Other than that

Well even if you hadn’t killed her, you’ve still committed a crime against nature by getting so close to this human!

What the fuck Zeus ??? You literally have a half human son?

*gasps* why would you say that in front of him you asshole

dad I literally already knew? You kinda left me to be raised by her?? Plus hades told me a while ago

No... NO! Hades do you see what happens when gods and humans mess around? We get demigods who need therapy!

DAD I NEED THERAPY BECAUSE YOU SUCK NOT BECAUSE IM A DEMIGOD

You’ve turned my own boy against me... you damn asshole! *he strikes Kuzco with lightning, killing him instantly. He leaves, angry*

NO!!! *he flies over to Kuzco and grabs him, heading for the underworld right away, with Bart, Kronk, and Hercules following*

*he goes to the river and tries to climb into it with Kuzco, but as the god of the dead, he is attacked by the souls. He sits on the edge of the cliff and holds Kuzco close*

This.. this can’t be real. I have to be dreaming.. *he’s crying his eyes out* no we have to save him somehow, we gotta!

Forget it, kid.. I’m being punished. Don’t you see? Falling in love with a human only brings heartbreak.. (he brushes his fingers over Kuzco’s face)

Wait.. I have an idea.. (He sees Kuzco’s soul in the river and jumps in, grabbing it. He returns and puts the soul into the body, watching hopefully)

(He sits up) hey what’s going on??? Am I naked? Why is everyone staring???

IT WORKED! (He hugged Kuzco tightly) I’m so relieved you’re alright..

(He cries and hugs Kuzco tightly as well, hopefully watching for a reaction, but none came. Not yet. Still, he cries happily)

What happened?? can someone please tell me??

My brother wasn’t happy with our relationship so he killed you.. but you’re back now, alright? You’re alright now..

So this means we are dating now right?

Alright bitch

@official-yzma my boyfriend and I are here to fight you

Y. Your bf oh gosh towhoebo

Uh you okay big guy?

Yeah sorry!!!!!!!! Let’s uh fight her

Wait why are we fighting?

Because you gave Kuzco an immortality potion when you shouldn’t have

He literally asked for it?

Yeah well you should know as an immortal yourself that cursing another with it is bad so I’m gonna kill you actually

Alright then.. come here, fight me!

(They start to use magic and throw potions at each other. At one point, kronk, pain, and panic all step into the room, confused)

@official-kronk HÉY DUMB BITCH KIDNAP KUZCO

(He forced a potion into Kuzco’s mouth that drains his immortality)

(He smacks Kuzco with a hammer, knocking him out)

(He grabs Kuzco and runs from the scene in fear. He knows exactly where he’s going)

Kronk you fucking dumbass you’re supposed to kill him now! (She buffs and looks back at hades, who flares up immediately)

YOU’RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! (He straight up catches her on fire and kills her)

*is dead*

(He runs up to Hades) hurry, we gotta go save Kuzco!!!! I saw where kronk went but we have to hurry!

(He throws the kid on his shoulder and starts sprinting after kronk, who went to Hercules) what’s going on here?

Herc, we have to do something, what do we do??

I don’t know.. we have to hide him! Uncle, come here, we need to hide Kuzco before it’s too late!

What are you talking about? I killed Yzma

No no uncle she was just a trap to distract you, it’s my dad - he wants to kill Kuzco, we have to hide him!

Huh

(He rose up and glared at kronk) can you do anything right? I told you to kill him not knock him out!

You’re behind this? But why?!! Ever since I’ve started seeing Kuzco I’ve literally not committed any crimes

What about killing Yzma?

Other than that

Well even if you hadn’t killed her, you’ve still committed a crime against nature by getting so close to this human!

What the fuck Zeus ??? You literally have a half human son?

*gasps* why would you say that in front of him you asshole

dad I literally already knew? You kinda left me to be raised by her?? Plus hades told me a while ago

No... NO! Hades do you see what happens when gods and humans mess around? We get demigods who need therapy!

DAD I NEED THERAPY BECAUSE YOU SUCK NOT BECAUSE IM A DEMIGOD

You’ve turned my own boy against me... you damn asshole! *he strikes Kuzco with lightning, killing him instantly. He leaves, angry*

NO!!! *he flies over to Kuzco and grabs him, heading for the underworld right away, with Bart, Kronk, and Hercules following*

*he goes to the river and tries to climb into it with Kuzco, but as the god of the dead, he is attacked by the souls. He sits on the edge of the cliff and holds Kuzco close*

This.. this can’t be real. I have to be dreaming.. *he’s crying his eyes out* no we have to save him somehow, we gotta!

Forget it, kid.. I’m being punished. Don’t you see? Falling in love with a human only brings heartbreak.. (he brushes his fingers over Kuzco’s face)

Wait.. I have an idea.. (He sees Kuzco’s soul in the river and jumps in, grabbing it. He returns and puts the soul into the body, watching hopefully)

(He sits up) hey what’s going on??? Am I naked? Why is everyone staring???

IT WORKED! (He hugged Kuzco tightly) I’m so relieved you’re alright..

(He cries and hugs Kuzco tightly as well, hopefully watching for a reaction, but none came. Not yet. Still, he cries happily)

What happened?? can someone please tell me??

Alright bitch

@official-yzma my boyfriend and I are here to fight you

Y. Your bf oh gosh towhoebo

Uh you okay big guy?

Yeah sorry!!!!!!!! Let’s uh fight her

Wait why are we fighting?

Because you gave Kuzco an immortality potion when you shouldn’t have

He literally asked for it?

Yeah well you should know as an immortal yourself that cursing another with it is bad so I’m gonna kill you actually

Alright then.. come here, fight me!

(They start to use magic and throw potions at each other. At one point, kronk, pain, and panic all step into the room, confused)

@official-kronk HÉY DUMB BITCH KIDNAP KUZCO

(He forced a potion into Kuzco’s mouth that drains his immortality)

(He smacks Kuzco with a hammer, knocking him out)

(He grabs Kuzco and runs from the scene in fear. He knows exactly where he’s going)

Kronk you fucking dumbass you’re supposed to kill him now! (She buffs and looks back at hades, who flares up immediately)

YOU’RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! (He straight up catches her on fire and kills her)

*is dead*

(He runs up to Hades) hurry, we gotta go save Kuzco!!!! I saw where kronk went but we have to hurry!

(He throws the kid on his shoulder and starts sprinting after kronk, who went to Hercules) what’s going on here?

Herc, we have to do something, what do we do??

I don’t know.. we have to hide him! Uncle, come here, we need to hide Kuzco before it’s too late!

What are you talking about? I killed Yzma

No no uncle she was just a trap to distract you, it’s my dad - he wants to kill Kuzco, we have to hide him!

Huh

(He rose up and glared at kronk) can you do anything right? I told you to kill him not knock him out!

You’re behind this? But why?!! Ever since I’ve started seeing Kuzco I’ve literally not committed any crimes

What about killing Yzma?

Other than that

Well even if you hadn’t killed her, you’ve still committed a crime against nature by getting so close to this human!

What the fuck Zeus ??? You literally have a half human son?

*gasps* why would you say that in front of him you asshole

dad I literally already knew? You kinda left me to be raised by her?? Plus hades told me a while ago

No... NO! Hades do you see what happens when gods and humans mess around? We get demigods who need therapy!

DAD I NEED THERAPY BECAUSE YOU SUCK NOT BECAUSE IM A DEMIGOD

You’ve turned my own boy against me... you damn asshole! *he strikes Kuzco with lightning, killing him instantly. He leaves, angry*

NO!!! *he flies over to Kuzco and grabs him, heading for the underworld right away, with Bart, Kronk, and Hercules following*

*he goes to the river and tries to climb into it with Kuzco, but as the god of the dead, he is attacked by the souls. He sits on the edge of the cliff and holds Kuzco close*

This.. this can’t be real. I have to be dreaming.. *he’s crying his eyes out* no we have to save him somehow, we gotta!

Forget it, kid.. I’m being punished. Don’t you see? Falling in love with a human only brings heartbreak.. (he brushes his fingers over Kuzco’s face)

Wait.. I have an idea.. (He sees Kuzco’s soul in the river and jumps in, grabbing it. He returns and puts the soul into the body, watching hopefully)

(He sits up) hey what’s going on??? Am I naked? Why is everyone staring???

Alright bitch

@official-yzma my boyfriend and I are here to fight you

Y. Your bf oh gosh towhoebo

#officialverse #official kuzco

Uh you okay big guy?

Alright bitch

@official-yzma my boyfriend and I are here to fight you

@officialhades Hades???

Persephone??? Holy shit what are you doing here??

Not like i know! I got here randomly and dont even know where i am.

Huh! Well you might as well get comfortable. Zeus is here and so is Hercules, I’m not sure if any other gods from Olympus are here or not but.. (he shrugs) maybe.. there’s a lot of abandoned buildings just laying around, most people have just been claiming them and living there..

Also, have you seen Mesperyian? she went missing when i wasnt looking back on mt Olympus. also im avoiding Zeus

You. You mean you lost our kid? Shit.. have you called her??? And I’m always avoiding Zeus so me too

Well Im sorry i couldnt find her, i Tried okay? and she never picked up. i just thought she went to play in the underworld with you.

Well she didn’t. Shit... hopefully she was able to warp over when you did... you don’t think she’s stuck on Olympus, do you..?

I hope she isnt.. if so she's stuck with

Hera and Aphrodite...

SHIT... aphrodisiac is ONE thing but Hera???? I don’t trust that snake around our little girl... we have got to do something.. I’m sure some people in this place have figured out how to get home, we should find a way to bring her back here.. because as long as she’s able to come over to the officialverse I was hoping to uh (he coughed awkwardly) stay here

honestly? gwts my daughter away from the bitch that burnt half her face, i'll stay here. Aphrodite is a petty witch

I will. I don’t trust Hera with one ounce of my power... if she lays one negative finger on Messie, I’ll.. (he’s starting to flare up but takes some deep breaths and stops himself) alright alright I know of a few very powerful witch’s here.. maybe with a little help from some gods we can open a portal long enough to grab her

Yeah.. i just want my daughter back...

Me too.. I thought when I warped over here that I’d never see her again.. I knew she’d be safe with you but it still bothered me... enough of that. There are a few witches here... maybe with @official-yzma and @ink-witch-official’s power combined with ours we can open a portal...

Oh? looking for a way to get your daughter? im willing to help for the price of help with my research.

Same here, but pay me with.. you know what just pay me with money, my nose surgery isn’t paying for itself

Ugh whatever fine (he hands Yzma $30 bucks and looks at @ink-witch-official ) so.. what kind of help do you need with your research? what do we have to do?

the research process will be long, so you will not need to help me right away, i'll tell you when i'll need you to look into those who had died to the thinner poisioning or thinner disease. i'm willing to help you for you to help me later on.

(He sighed) fine, just.. help us open this portal. Our little girl is trapped in another dimension, and I know the people she is staying with aren’t the kindest..

of course. do you mnow how and where we will be summoning a portal to?

Yes, we need a portal to Olympus.. as for how, we were thinking that between two witches and two gods we could have enough power to open a portal..

okay should be possible, would you mind if i used a dark corridor as a base for the portal? to use less magic of course.

(He swallows hard) use whatever you need to

of course. I'll make sure its stable though.

Alright just.. please don’t take too long. I need to see my little girl again

i'll make sure she'll get throuh safe andnwithout a scrach on her head

Okay good. Because let’s just say if she didn’t get through safe (he laughed awkwardly) then neither will you

ah, killing an immortal is sorta difficult but im already dying so. oof.

True true... just (he inhales deeply) make sure she gets through safe. Capiche?

okay.

(He waits patiently)

*she quickly analyzed the dark portal and smiled* Okay, its perfectly safe!

Finally... alright, Persephone.. if I don’t come back through, can you take care of the villain club for me? And uh... let my boyfriend know I love him. (He hands her a piece of paper) all of his info is on there.. (He seems awkward about it)

Okay. hades... be careful.. *she smiled, she seemed happy he was able to move on*

(He felt relieved and smiled before turning his attention back to the portal) don’t worry Messie, Dada’s coming... (he took a deep breath and stepped through the portal, back into Olympus)

Moma? dada? where are yo- Dada!

Messie!!!! (He picked her up and spun her around before hugging her tightly) you’re alright!

*she hugged back* i got scared... moma disappeared and i was ledt with scary and meanie...

I know, I know.. let’s get going, okay sweetie? No more seeing scary and meanie.. we have a new home now... (he looks towards the portal and hides her face in his chest before taking a deep breath and stepping through it)

*she was pacing while ink witch kept up the portal, and when she saw honey come in and she smiled* was she there? *she noticed Mesperyian* Mesperyian!

(He carries the girl over to her mother, smiling) she’s safe.. I didn’t see Aphrodite or Hera anywhere when I crossed over

Thank the lord.. little mesperyian.... shes safe... *she had a happy smile on her face, the young mesperyian reaching out to touch her face*

I’m so relieved too... I’m so glad she’s safe (he nuzzles his daughters cheek and kisses it before handing her to Persephone) you’re alright now, okay, Messie?

Moma! im fine dada! *she giggled and pressed her hands on her cheeks and squeezed*

(He entered the room and saw the scene. He quickly goes to Hades side, curiously and cautiously glancing over Persephone and the little girl in her arms) whose this..?

*she looks at kuzco for a minute before smiling brightly* Papa! *she made grabby hands toward kuzco*

(He’s a bit surprised and glances between hades and Persephone, hoping for some sort of explanation) she’s cute.. (he tickled under the girl’s chin) whose is she...?

this is mesperyian.. i'm persephone.. hades.. ex wife.. *she didnt want to make things akward with him, she hsd to spend 6 months in the underworld yearly so having a good relatiinship with him and hades would make it less.. akward

Hmm.. I didn’t realize he had an ex wife, but.. never mind that. I’m Kuzco. (He held his hand out to her, trying his best to seem confident) so.. how long have you two been split up..?

maybe a couble.. hundred years? but we've been civil. when your bound to the place he rules for 6 months, you should be civil. even then i beleive most shoukd vr civil with their ex anyway

You’re bound to the place he rules.. you mean you’ll be staying there for half a year at a time..? (A little shocked, he looked to the floor) well, this will be a new experience ... I just hope you two aren’t.. too civil. There’s no feelings still there, right? I’m not intruding by being there all the time...? I mean, I’ve only been seeing Hades for a while, so if I have to go.. (He seems upset, and still a little confused)

no feelings, i just dont want mesperyian to have a bad relationship with us fighting.

Hmm.. that makes sense.. (he rubbed the back of his head) so I guess we’ll be seeing each other more often, then.. (he still wasn’t sure how to act, but looked at the little girl and melted) so, you’re little Mesperyian, then, huh? (He gave her a confident smile) now, what did you call me a few minutes ago?

Papa! your my new papa right? i have dada and moma but your papa!

(Unable to help himself, he picks the child up) I sure am!

Yay! papa! *she hugged kuzco gently

(He Hughes her back. He looked between the other adults while the child hugged him. Hades smiled fondly. He nervously looked to Persephone and smiled, hoping he wasn’t overstepping his bounds.)

*persephone seemed fine with him, she understood that mesperyian wanted to know him&

So! i'll be with you sometimes during the 6 months momma takes me to the underworld, right?

(He felt relieved and looked to the little girl)

Of course! I won’t be down there all the time but I’ll come down and visit you constantly, alright?

@officialhades Hades???

Persephone??? Holy shit what are you doing here??

Not like i know! I got here randomly and dont even know where i am.

Also, have you seen Mesperyian? she went missing when i wasnt looking back on mt Olympus. also im avoiding Zeus

You. You mean you lost our kid? Shit.. have you called her??? And I’m always avoiding Zeus so me too

Well Im sorry i couldnt find her, i Tried okay? and she never picked up. i just thought she went to play in the underworld with you.

Well she didn’t. Shit... hopefully she was able to warp over when you did... you don’t think she’s stuck on Olympus, do you..?

I hope she isnt.. if so she's stuck with

Hera and Aphrodite...

honestly? gwts my daughter away from the bitch that burnt half her face, i'll stay here. Aphrodite is a petty witch

Yeah.. i just want my daughter back...

Oh? looking for a way to get your daughter? im willing to help for the price of help with my research.

Same here, but pay me with.. you know what just pay me with money, my nose surgery isn’t paying for itself

Ugh whatever fine (he hands Yzma $30 bucks and looks at @ink-witch-official ) so.. what kind of help do you need with your research? what do we have to do?

(He sighed) fine, just.. help us open this portal. Our little girl is trapped in another dimension, and I know the people she is staying with aren’t the kindest..

of course. do you mnow how and where we will be summoning a portal to?

Yes, we need a portal to Olympus.. as for how, we were thinking that between two witches and two gods we could have enough power to open a portal..

okay should be possible, would you mind if i used a dark corridor as a base for the portal? to use less magic of course.

(He swallows hard) use whatever you need to

of course. I'll make sure its stable though.

Alright just.. please don’t take too long. I need to see my little girl again

i'll make sure she'll get throuh safe andnwithout a scrach on her head

Okay good. Because let’s just say if she didn’t get through safe (he laughed awkwardly) then neither will you

ah, killing an immortal is sorta difficult but im already dying so. oof.

True true... just (he inhales deeply) make sure she gets through safe. Capiche?

okay.

(He waits patiently)

*she quickly analyzed the dark portal and smiled* Okay, its perfectly safe!

Okay. hades... be careful.. *she smiled, she seemed happy he was able to move on*

(He felt relieved and smiled before turning his attention back to the portal) don’t worry Messie, Dada’s coming... (he took a deep breath and stepped through the portal, back into Olympus)

Moma? dada? where are yo- Dada!

Messie!!!! (He picked her up and spun her around before hugging her tightly) you’re alright!

*she hugged back* i got scared... moma disappeared and i was ledt with scary and meanie...

*she was pacing while ink witch kept up the portal, and when she saw honey come in and she smiled* was she there? *she noticed Mesperyian* Mesperyian!

(He carries the girl over to her mother, smiling) she’s safe.. I didn’t see Aphrodite or Hera anywhere when I crossed over

Thank the lord.. little mesperyian.... shes safe... *she had a happy smile on her face, the young mesperyian reaching out to touch her face*

I’m so relieved too... I’m so glad she’s safe (he nuzzles his daughters cheek and kisses it before handing her to Persephone) you’re alright now, okay, Messie?

Moma! im fine dada! *she giggled and pressed her hands on her cheeks and squeezed*

(He entered the room and saw the scene. He quickly goes to Hades side, curiously and cautiously glancing over Persephone and the little girl in her arms) whose this..?

*she looks at kuzco for a minute before smiling brightly* Papa! *she made grabby hands toward kuzco*

(He’s a bit surprised and glances between hades and Persephone, hoping for some sort of explanation) she’s cute.. (he tickled under the girl’s chin) whose is she...?

Hmm.. I didn’t realize he had an ex wife, but.. never mind that. I’m Kuzco. (He held his hand out to her, trying his best to seem confident) so.. how long have you two been split up..?

maybe a couble.. hundred years? but we've been civil. when your bound to the place he rules for 6 months, you should be civil. even then i beleive most shoukd vr civil with their ex anyway

no feelings, i just dont want mesperyian to have a bad relationship with us fighting.

Papa! your my new papa right? i have dada and moma but your papa!

(Unable to help himself, he picks the child up) I sure am!

Yay! papa! *she hugged kuzco gently

(He Hughes her back. He looked between the other adults while the child hugged him. Hades smiled fondly. He nervously looked to Persephone and smiled, hoping he wasn’t overstepping his bounds.)

@officialhades Hades???

Persephone??? Holy shit what are you doing here??

Not like i know! I got here randomly and dont even know where i am.

Also, have you seen Mesperyian? she went missing when i wasnt looking back on mt Olympus. also im avoiding Zeus

You. You mean you lost our kid? Shit.. have you called her??? And I’m always avoiding Zeus so me too

Well Im sorry i couldnt find her, i Tried okay? and she never picked up. i just thought she went to play in the underworld with you.

Well she didn’t. Shit... hopefully she was able to warp over when you did... you don’t think she’s stuck on Olympus, do you..?

I hope she isnt.. if so she's stuck with

Hera and Aphrodite...

honestly? gwts my daughter away from the bitch that burnt half her face, i'll stay here. Aphrodite is a petty witch

Yeah.. i just want my daughter back...

Oh? looking for a way to get your daughter? im willing to help for the price of help with my research.

Same here, but pay me with.. you know what just pay me with money, my nose surgery isn’t paying for itself

Ugh whatever fine (he hands Yzma $30 bucks and looks at @ink-witch-official ) so.. what kind of help do you need with your research? what do we have to do?

(He sighed) fine, just.. help us open this portal. Our little girl is trapped in another dimension, and I know the people she is staying with aren’t the kindest..

of course. do you mnow how and where we will be summoning a portal to?

Yes, we need a portal to Olympus.. as for how, we were thinking that between two witches and two gods we could have enough power to open a portal..

okay should be possible, would you mind if i used a dark corridor as a base for the portal? to use less magic of course.

(He swallows hard) use whatever you need to

of course. I'll make sure its stable though.

Alright just.. please don’t take too long. I need to see my little girl again

i'll make sure she'll get throuh safe andnwithout a scrach on her head

Okay good. Because let’s just say if she didn’t get through safe (he laughed awkwardly) then neither will you

ah, killing an immortal is sorta difficult but im already dying so. oof.

True true... just (he inhales deeply) make sure she gets through safe. Capiche?

okay.

(He waits patiently)

*she quickly analyzed the dark portal and smiled* Okay, its perfectly safe!

Okay. hades... be careful.. *she smiled, she seemed happy he was able to move on*

(He felt relieved and smiled before turning his attention back to the portal) don’t worry Messie, Dada’s coming... (he took a deep breath and stepped through the portal, back into Olympus)

Moma? dada? where are yo- Dada!

Messie!!!! (He picked her up and spun her around before hugging her tightly) you’re alright!

*she hugged back* i got scared... moma disappeared and i was ledt with scary and meanie...

*she was pacing while ink witch kept up the portal, and when she saw honey come in and she smiled* was she there? *she noticed Mesperyian* Mesperyian!

(He carries the girl over to her mother, smiling) she’s safe.. I didn’t see Aphrodite or Hera anywhere when I crossed over

Thank the lord.. little mesperyian.... shes safe... *she had a happy smile on her face, the young mesperyian reaching out to touch her face*

I’m so relieved too... I’m so glad she’s safe (he nuzzles his daughters cheek and kisses it before handing her to Persephone) you’re alright now, okay, Messie?

Moma! im fine dada! *she giggled and pressed her hands on her cheeks and squeezed*

(He entered the room and saw the scene. He quickly goes to Hades side, curiously and cautiously glancing over Persephone and the little girl in her arms) whose this..?

*she looks at kuzco for a minute before smiling brightly* Papa! *she made grabby hands toward kuzco*

(He’s a bit surprised and glances between hades and Persephone, hoping for some sort of explanation) she’s cute.. (he tickled under the girl’s chin) whose is she...?

Hmm.. I didn’t realize he had an ex wife, but.. never mind that. I’m Kuzco. (He held his hand out to her, trying his best to seem confident) so.. how long have you two been split up..?

maybe a couble.. hundred years? but we've been civil. when your bound to the place he rules for 6 months, you should be civil. even then i beleive most shoukd vr civil with their ex anyway

no feelings, i just dont want mesperyian to have a bad relationship with us fighting.

Papa! your my new papa right? i have dada and moma but your papa!

(Unable to help himself, he picks the child up) I sure am!

@officialhades Hades???

Persephone??? Holy shit what are you doing here??

Not like i know! I got here randomly and dont even know where i am.

Also, have you seen Mesperyian? she went missing when i wasnt looking back on mt Olympus. also im avoiding Zeus

You. You mean you lost our kid? Shit.. have you called her??? And I’m always avoiding Zeus so me too

Well Im sorry i couldnt find her, i Tried okay? and she never picked up. i just thought she went to play in the underworld with you.

Well she didn’t. Shit... hopefully she was able to warp over when you did... you don’t think she’s stuck on Olympus, do you..?

I hope she isnt.. if so she's stuck with

Hera and Aphrodite...

honestly? gwts my daughter away from the bitch that burnt half her face, i'll stay here. Aphrodite is a petty witch

Yeah.. i just want my daughter back...

Oh? looking for a way to get your daughter? im willing to help for the price of help with my research.

Same here, but pay me with.. you know what just pay me with money, my nose surgery isn’t paying for itself

Ugh whatever fine (he hands Yzma $30 bucks and looks at @ink-witch-official ) so.. what kind of help do you need with your research? what do we have to do?

(He sighed) fine, just.. help us open this portal. Our little girl is trapped in another dimension, and I know the people she is staying with aren’t the kindest..

of course. do you mnow how and where we will be summoning a portal to?

Yes, we need a portal to Olympus.. as for how, we were thinking that between two witches and two gods we could have enough power to open a portal..

okay should be possible, would you mind if i used a dark corridor as a base for the portal? to use less magic of course.

(He swallows hard) use whatever you need to

of course. I'll make sure its stable though.

Alright just.. please don’t take too long. I need to see my little girl again

i'll make sure she'll get throuh safe andnwithout a scrach on her head

Okay good. Because let’s just say if she didn’t get through safe (he laughed awkwardly) then neither will you

ah, killing an immortal is sorta difficult but im already dying so. oof.

True true... just (he inhales deeply) make sure she gets through safe. Capiche?

okay.

(He waits patiently)

*she quickly analyzed the dark portal and smiled* Okay, its perfectly safe!

Okay. hades... be careful.. *she smiled, she seemed happy he was able to move on*

(He felt relieved and smiled before turning his attention back to the portal) don’t worry Messie, Dada’s coming... (he took a deep breath and stepped through the portal, back into Olympus)

Moma? dada? where are yo- Dada!

Messie!!!! (He picked her up and spun her around before hugging her tightly) you’re alright!

*she hugged back* i got scared... moma disappeared and i was ledt with scary and meanie...

*she was pacing while ink witch kept up the portal, and when she saw honey come in and she smiled* was she there? *she noticed Mesperyian* Mesperyian!

(He carries the girl over to her mother, smiling) she’s safe.. I didn’t see Aphrodite or Hera anywhere when I crossed over

Thank the lord.. little mesperyian.... shes safe... *she had a happy smile on her face, the young mesperyian reaching out to touch her face*

I’m so relieved too... I’m so glad she’s safe (he nuzzles his daughters cheek and kisses it before handing her to Persephone) you’re alright now, okay, Messie?

Moma! im fine dada! *she giggled and pressed her hands on her cheeks and squeezed*

(He entered the room and saw the scene. He quickly goes to Hades side, curiously and cautiously glancing over Persephone and the little girl in her arms) whose this..?

*she looks at kuzco for a minute before smiling brightly* Papa! *she made grabby hands toward kuzco*

(He’s a bit surprised and glances between hades and Persephone, hoping for some sort of explanation) she’s cute.. (he tickled under the girl’s chin) whose is she...?

Hmm.. I didn’t realize he had an ex wife, but.. never mind that. I’m Kuzco. (He held his hand out to her, trying his best to seem confident) so.. how long have you two been split up..?

maybe a couble.. hundred years? but we've been civil. when your bound to the place he rules for 6 months, you should be civil. even then i beleive most shoukd vr civil with their ex anyway

no feelings, i just dont want mesperyian to have a bad relationship with us fighting.

Oh my gosh! @official-emperorkuzco Its so nice to meet you! have a biscuit, do you ever have to have Tea some time soon?

You as well! I’ve heard a lot about you! And I would love that! (He sits across from her)

of Course! My zz might drop by, because he has a lot of spare tea but take a buiscut, i'll grab the tea real quick... green tea, earl grey or jasmine?

Hmm jasmine sounds good to me! And your zz? Who is he, might I ask?

"oh well his full name is xehanirt but zz is my nickname for him *she smiled, grabbing the jasmine tea and steeds two bags in a teapot thats pretty big, full with boiling water* he's so sweet andni love him to death...

Ohhh I see. That’s a cute nickname for your man. I usually call mine Hot Stuff, Hot Cakes, or Camp Fire.. so is yours stubborn too, then?

*she gigfled* he's really stubborn. lost to the same kid around 13 times and he only stopped tryingnto fight the kid whennthe kid disappeared. really though, he's sweet...... *she pur down the tea* do you prefer anything in your tea? i have to have at least one lump of sugar... and sometimes, kinda funny, i have to out a little honey.. sooths my throat

Well, our men have that in common for sure.. when I first made myself immortal he was super mad and stubborn over accepting it. He kept whining about how I was gonna outlive my family and stuff, and he didn’t seem to really get it for a long time, but he came around eventually ... and same here, he really truly is sweet, even if he doesn’t like showing it in public very much... and sugar sounds fine, thank you

*she smiled* Ah... to me, if he makes you happy, keep him, and if he ever starts makingnyou unhappy, j walks would look to see what went wrong and if if yoy work together, it can be fixed. There was a time ZZ made me unappy, but we worked through it.... Xehanort had been unhappy because of menfor a long time and he COULDNT fix it.. because he didnt know how to revive people... he had to deal with his sadness until the day i came back.... and i regret dying every day.. but at least you get to have your boyfriend for the rest of time itself... *she smiled and handed him the bowl of sugar* "sorry, got carried away there... uh.. new topic?

(He nodded at the words understandingly) our situation may not be entirely the same, but hades carries guilt with him as well... during the past few wars, anytime a large number of people died, he would blame himself. He wasn’t allowed to just bring them back just like that or he would have but good ol’ Zeusy doesn’t allow that.. (He seems bitted but turns attention to the sugar) and yes, what’s a better topic.. (He starts spooning two spoons of sugar into his cup) have you and Xehanort considered kids, or do you have any?

*she smiled" oh yes, we have thought of having children! i had a son before i met my xehanort but when i was brought ot the officialverse, i dont think he came over... bu5 we have been thinking of adopting or having a child.. but we're still thinking about it.

That’s interesting. I do hope you’re able to reunite with your boy soon.. I didn’t lose my son when I came over but I did lose all of my adoptive family except for my father, so I can understand in a way.. and I have definitely been considering kids. I’ve always wanted some little monarchs to take care of. I might foster first, though... have you looked into fostering at all? I wonder if it’s the right option for us still..

"i actually havent... i really should look into fostering too. i honestly have always been considered motherly by others... i guyss its just my nature.m. you know?" *she poured a cup of tea, putting a few lumps of sugar and a small amount of honey* "has there been any events recently that would spark any gossip? i've sorta been cooped up in my house for a while.

(He nodded understandingly and sipped his tea) I’ve been thinking about fostering, but haven’t brought it up to hades just yet. I don’t want to rush into things too much with kids involved, you know? I need to make sure the timing is right... (he perks up at the mention of gossip) you have no idea how much gossip I have. I go to the villain club meetings with hades all the time and, (he laughs) the things you hear there are so entertaining.. like, have you heard about how the evil queen got arrested again? This time for public nudity. (He’s laughing at the idea)

*she laughed* Nudity? the evil queen? oh my god. Okay, last i heard, a goddess known as xara has been tryingnto make another castle made of flowers.. and again, hasnt been sucessful... i think my xehanort is in this villians club

Right? She’s so wild.. and really? I wonder what she’s doing with all of the leftover flowers.. maybe she should start selling them or something.. though, why would she want a castle made of flowers, anyways? (He laughs) you’d think it’d all fall apart... and yes, I think I’ve seen him there. I don’t go to every meeting so I’m not sure how often he goes but I’ve definitely seen him there a few times. Has he enjoyed it?

When he comes home he happily talks about it, so i'd say yes, he does enjoy it. he wouldnt talk about it if he didnt. Oh And xara is a goddess of Nature and humanity, so living among plantlive would work well with her. shes told me she gets brain numbing jeadaches when away from plantlife for too long. But, anything else?

That’s good. I know Hades can get a little stressed running it, but overall, he enjoys it.. and that makes sense. You said she’s a goddess..? I wonder if she knows Hades at all.. (he sips his tea again) and let me think... oh! I heard that Mrs. Tweedy and Cruella de Ville have gotten into a custody battle of sorts.. and by that I mean Mrs. T has attempted to kidnap Cruella’s adopted daughter, who I guess she never legally adopted? It’s a mess, honestly..

Oh my gosh... Thats a huge mess... I was told The Ink witch was looking for a cure or treatment to thinner poisoning.... She said to me thst she might need test subjects and contact with those who died of it... she's immortal but shes tired of living in constant pain with the one thing that if she gets weak enough, could slip into another coma and she might not wake up... *a knock was heard from the door* oh one moment.

It really is.. and oh god, that’s freaky.. but hey, I’ll let the villain club know. Some of them aren’t very smart, and I know of a guy who would probably sign up for that kinda thing in a heartbeat.. and that’s terrible. I hope she is able to fix that.. I can’t imagine what that would feel like.. (he looks up curiously when she goes to answer the door)

*When she opened the door, the tall silvernet that was actually still shorter than Honey by an inch was standing there and smiled* " hey honey i forgot my key in my room... can i come in? *honey giggled and let him in the house and he noticed kuzco*Oh, we have a guest? oh well hello.

(He sits up in his chair and extends a hand to the man) hello! You must be Xehanort. It’s nice to finally meet you! I’ve heard a lot about you, and I think I’ve seen you at the villain club meetings before!

Ah, Hello, its nice to meet you too... you are kuzco, arent you? *xehanort took his hand with a smile on his face that used to be so rare* It is nice to meet you too fjnally. i dont usually socialize much at the villians club.

Yes, I am. (He seems flattered that Xehanort knew his name) and it’s fine. I don’t usually like talking during them all that much either. I’m usually there to be emotional support for Hades. Also sometimes Jafar brings those amazing brownies and I can’t miss out on them.

Ah, i dont think i've had one of jafars brownies yet... i think the last time he showed up with them whkle i was there, i was still without honey so i was extremely not talkative then. but i should try one the next time he brings them.

That’s understandable. I know that even though Hades is running the meetings, he can go pretty quiet, too, sometimes. He’s used to being in hell alone, or with like, 1 other person, and not an entire group. And yes, you really should! They’re some of the best brownies I’ve ever had, no joke

*he smield andnwent to the kitchen* Are you staying for dinner? we're making spagetti and i can make extra.

(He rubbed the back of his neck) if you’re sure it’s fine, then I’d love to

its perfectly fine. we dont get visitors often. so i like to talk to them

(He smiled at that) alright.. I’m happy to stay. (He stands up and walks over to the other two) if you want, I could help you cook?

"The help would be very nice, thank you

(He happily got to work, grabbing out a large pan for the noodles)

*xehanort went to get the recipe book, since he couldnt cook without a recipe.*

(He looks over at Honey and smiles) do you like cooking, too?

ive always prefered baking, its harder and i dont need to follow a recipe

That’s fair. Hades prefers baking, too. It’s calming to him, I think.. (he looks at the recipe as well in curiousity)

*he got the water to start cooking*

(He grabbed the noodles and started to break them in half)

*honey went over to the other side of the kitchen and started making a bit of dessert.*

(Curiously, he peeked over at what Honey was making) you know what would be fun? What if you and Xehanort and me and hades have a double date sometime?

That would be very fun, we should set thst up sometime soon

I’m glad you agree. So what kind of things would you two be interested in? Roller skating? Bowling? Or would you enjoy something a little more calming? A beach trip? A movie?

oh a beach trip or a movie would be wonderous.

A beach trip it is! (He smiles and goes back to helping Xehanort until the food is ready)

*when it was done he set the table* so, you can set your own serving first since your the guest.

Well, if you’re sure.. (he grabs his own plate and sits down, waiting for the other two to join him)

*honey got the most of her serving and xehanort got a small amount, he didnt really eat much* *Honey and xehanort sat nect to eat other*

(Kuzco ate quickly, not wanting to bother them by taking too long)

*Xehanort didnt eat much, while honey was happily eating away, smiling*

(He finished and stood up, taking his plate to the kitchen. He started to wash it himself)

Oh theres no need, i can wash it after

(He gave him a sympathetic look) are you sure? I’m fine to do my own dishes

Oh my gosh! @official-emperorkuzco Its so nice to meet you! have a biscuit, do you ever have to have Tea some time soon?

You as well! I’ve heard a lot about you! And I would love that! (He sits across from her)

of Course! My zz might drop by, because he has a lot of spare tea but take a buiscut, i'll grab the tea real quick... green tea, earl grey or jasmine?

Hmm jasmine sounds good to me! And your zz? Who is he, might I ask?

Ohhh I see. That’s a cute nickname for your man. I usually call mine Hot Stuff, Hot Cakes, or Camp Fire.. so is yours stubborn too, then?

*he smield andnwent to the kitchen* Are you staying for dinner? we're making spagetti and i can make extra.

(He rubbed the back of his neck) if you’re sure it’s fine, then I’d love to

its perfectly fine. we dont get visitors often. so i like to talk to them

(He smiled at that) alright.. I’m happy to stay. (He stands up and walks over to the other two) if you want, I could help you cook?

"The help would be very nice, thank you

(He happily got to work, grabbing out a large pan for the noodles)

*xehanort went to get the recipe book, since he couldnt cook without a recipe.*

(He looks over at Honey and smiles) do you like cooking, too?

ive always prefered baking, its harder and i dont need to follow a recipe

That’s fair. Hades prefers baking, too. It’s calming to him, I think.. (he looks at the recipe as well in curiousity)

*he got the water to start cooking*

(He grabbed the noodles and started to break them in half)

*honey went over to the other side of the kitchen and started making a bit of dessert.*

(Curiously, he peeked over at what Honey was making) you know what would be fun? What if you and Xehanort and me and hades have a double date sometime?

That would be very fun, we should set thst up sometime soon

I’m glad you agree. So what kind of things would you two be interested in? Roller skating? Bowling? Or would you enjoy something a little more calming? A beach trip? A movie?

oh a beach trip or a movie would be wonderous.

A beach trip it is! (He smiles and goes back to helping Xehanort until the food is ready)

*when it was done he set the table* so, you can set your own serving first since your the guest.

Well, if you’re sure.. (he grabs his own plate and sits down, waiting for the other two to join him)

*honey got the most of her serving and xehanort got a small amount, he didnt really eat much* *Honey and xehanort sat nect to eat other*

(Kuzco ate quickly, not wanting to bother them by taking too long)

*Xehanort didnt eat much, while honey was happily eating away, smiling*