States Personified

Terrible headcanons on American states as Hetalia characters

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South Carolina likes to sing “Sweet Caroline,” with the small edit of replacing “Caroline” to “Carolina.”

North Carolina can be a bit exasperated by it, but will join in at times.

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Iowa has a knack for musicals. They can act, sing, and play various instruments.

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Louisiana watches “The Princess and the Frog” at least twice a week.

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A state's favorite food is the type they are best known for producing.

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When Connecticut gets angry they say, “I will Connecti-cut you.”

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Every single one of them watches Spongebob religiously.

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Maine almost always has a toothpick in their mouth.

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Delaware is very quiet, but calculating.

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All states and provinces who border The Great Lakes are in a club together.

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Pennsylvania always carries around pencils. Upon meeting someone new, they hand them a pencil while saying, "Hello, I am pencil-vania,” followed by an awkward wink.

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America's states hold friendly competitions against Canada's provinces.

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Wisconsin owns a cow named, “Cheeseball.”

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On their free time, Hawaii will occasionally give surfing lessons.

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Tennessee carries a guitar on their back.

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Virginia has England's eyebrows.

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New York has a punk haircut.

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Michigan is an excellent mechanic.