Ain't that something?

Chaminda, 24, Cali. Insert song lyrics here

[mspinkcake]

[peachtimes-deactivated20220831]

Thank god for titties and rice

[jdizzleeee]

[staticcopy]

I could be active on tumblr or I could just show up every few weeks, get the drama and leave.

[femcassidy]

due to personal reasons i will be performing vigilante justice 

[zenyatta-deactivated20190524]

[miggylol]

[lunnefisk]

every time i make these dumb minecraft posts i get all those ocmments like like “oh just looking at this crashed my computer” and GUYS

it runs FINE

[thyrell]

not all of us have permission to run minecraft on a fucking nasa supercomputer

[gunurl-blog]

name one better best friend to a girl than money or lollipops 

[just-shower-thoughts]

Those black pepper packets you get for free at McDonalds and the spices come with your cheap ramen…people fought wars and used to kill each other for them.

[doctorwho-the-fuck-are-you]

HoLy FuCk

[freaknoid]

1) I LOVE HIS ACCENT. IT’S BEAUTIFUL.

2) PLEASE WATCH THIS. I LITERALLY HAVE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE. YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS. JUST WATCH X’D

[hyourinmaruice]

oh my god I cannot breathe

[papislittlecunt-deactivated2022]

when the smoke alarm goes off 😂

[thottistani-deactivated20220220]

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

[pand-block]

You know what? I’m sick of this *digs three blocks down and closes myself in with a dirt block*

[catchymemes]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Filling a whoopee cushion with chocolate pudding adds a whole new dimension to the joke.

[c-bassmeow]

[great-tweets]

“Update: The student who wrote the letter has been found and we’re in the process of finding a way to reward her for her actions. Very grateful for what she did”

[shaelit]

I love this mental image of this quietly horrified and righteous 6th grader just being like ma’am you can’t do that

[staticcopy]

What if I made myself shorter than 5′5 for a week?