HE/HIM ⚠️MINOR⚠️

It's so fucking over (schools back)

[statictelevision]

welcome to my blog!! This is just a silly lil blog I post on sometimes!

Here's some fandoms I’m in!

-Fnaf

-Don’t hug me I’m scared

-the world of Mr.plant

-mark and friends (really anything Ashur Gharavi has made)

-welcome home

-beetlejuice

-Sally face

-heartstopper

-morel Orel

-mlp

-animal crossing

-the owl house

-smiling friends

-invader zim

-over the garden wall

musicals I like

-Hamilton

-six

-mean girls

-tick tick boom!

-Beetlejuice

-mama Mia

and many more!!

link to my art account! @statictelevisionart

my worship account!

@hellenist-garlic-bread

my oc accounts!!

@flora-offical @iris-garden-and-bakery

I go by Static on online, I’m a bisexual man who goes by he/they/it pronouns

I have an unhealthy obsession with blinkies and early 2000’s internet

I͜͡ ͜͡L͜͡O͜͡V͜͡E͜͡ ͜͡N͜͡E͜͡U͜͡R͜͡O͜͡S͜͡C͜͡I͜͡E͜͡N͜͡C͜͡E͜͡ ͜͡&͜͡ ͜͡A͜͡E͜͡R͜͡O͜͡S͜͡P͜͡A͜͡C͜͡E͜͡ ͜͡E͜͡N͜͡G͜͡I͜͡N͜͡E͜͡E͜͡R͜͡I͜͡N͜͡G͜͡!

My only boundary is just don’t send me unsolicited porn. Or gore. That’s all.

[memories]

The day I started posting about #dreamcore was the best day of my life.

[segamascott]

[qillermeme]

[feralrabbitboy]

I got arrested AGAIN

[statictelevision]

Wait deadass? Milo was worrying about you because you hadn’t messaged him

[tall]

[feralrabbitboy]

I got arrested AGAIN

[seven-winged-liar]

the only place that 'i suffered and because i suffered so should you' belongs is when you see something diabolical or emotionally devastating on the internet so naturally youve gotta call up your best friends

[statictelevision]

am I like just tired or does anyone else not understand ANYTHING written here

[an-theduckin]

If you see smth crazy on the internet you have to share it w your friends so they can suffer w you too

[statictelevision]

What?

[an-theduckin]

Get some sleep 😭

[statictelevision]

I slept for about 16 hours and now i understand.

[jaxy-boy]

are you okay 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[statictelevision]

I mean I’m still alive so yea I’d say I’m pretty ok

[seven-winged-liar]

the only place that 'i suffered and because i suffered so should you' belongs is when you see something diabolical or emotionally devastating on the internet so naturally youve gotta call up your best friends

[statictelevision]

am I like just tired or does anyone else not understand ANYTHING written here

[an-theduckin]

If you see smth crazy on the internet you have to share it w your friends so they can suffer w you too

[statictelevision]

What?

[an-theduckin]

Get some sleep 😭

[statictelevision]

I slept for about 16 hours and now i understand.

[seven-winged-liar]

the only place that 'i suffered and because i suffered so should you' belongs is when you see something diabolical or emotionally devastating on the internet so naturally youve gotta call up your best friends

[statictelevision]

am I like just tired or does anyone else not understand ANYTHING written here

[an-theduckin]

If you see smth crazy on the internet you have to share it w your friends so they can suffer w you too

[statictelevision]

What?

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

I want to take a bite out of a bar of soap

[withered-roses-still-live-deact]

are you stalking me wth i just said that-

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

oh how the turns have tabled

[withered-roses-still-live-deact]

how the tabled have turns

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

have turns how the tabled

[withered-roses-still-live-deact]

tabled how turns have the

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

turns tabled how the have

[withered-roses-still-live-deact]

have tabled turns the how

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

tables the have turns how

[no-one-offical]

tables chairs floors spaghetti

[satan-offical]

Guys I just wanted a normal family dinner can you stop turning the table

[thingonthenet]

i cant believe this is 7 hrs ago this reads like its 10 yrs old

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

woah the post is that peak?

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

the post really is that peak now since it's got a deactivated blog

[satan-offical]

We need to get this post in a hall of fame

[mapleejay]

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

[mapleejay]

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

[seven-winged-liar]

the only place that 'i suffered and because i suffered so should you' belongs is when you see something diabolical or emotionally devastating on the internet so naturally youve gotta call up your best friends

[statictelevision]

am I like just tired or does anyone else not understand ANYTHING written here

[ozempicofficial]

[statictelevision]

she tell me to help with something I be like YES MA’AM I AM AT YOUR SERVICE 🫡

[coast-modern]

isn't it kind of crazy that for any moving vehicle you need to wear a seatbelt but then on buses they're just like fuck it stand up whatever

[statictelevision]

Fine sir I fear I ran into you in DollFace3's YouTube comments do we watch the same content genres or something

oh wow it appears we do, what a coincidence