Static Void

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Wait, rejects? What do you mean?

[REDACTED]: Literally anyone who doesn’t hold up to the council's standards?

[REDACTED]: It’s not like the council denies our existence.

[REDACTED]: How do you not know about rejects?

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Can you tell us where you are?

[REDACTED]: Oh I’m in a junkyard. You know, where all rejects go.

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We just sort of found this thing to contact people with? I think it's a divine passages device, or at least it runs that software, or whatever, and you were the only contact in it. I asked your name because it seems to be redacted from the contact list.

[REDACTED]: Yeah you’re totally getting scammed. I recommend doing a full internal clean if it’s an implant. If it’s external, wipe everything you can and pray nothing broke.

[REDACTED]: My name got wiped in an accidental full-system wipe so all I have in my name file is [REDACTED]. It sucks not knowing your own name.

[REDACTED]: I thought divine passages got shut down ages ago...

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Are you Error 510? is that your name?

[REDACTED]: What? No. Error 510 is a server-side error meaning the server doesn’t have the correct extensions to fulfill the request.

[REDACTED]: I don’t really have a name? I mean I did but then I lost it. 

[REDACTED]: Now who are you and why are you contacting me? 

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Hello! So um, how do I use Divine Passages™, exactly?

[REDACTED]: ooooooh you know divine passages is a scam, right? Those people are scamming you.

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gay rights? (sorry idk what to say)

[REDACTED]: ?????????????

[REDACTED]: what is gay and why does it need rights

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what is error 510?

[REDACTED]: who- what-

[REDACTED]: How are you contacting me??

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SERVICE HELP so what is Divine Passages™?

Divine Passages™ is the fastest passage system to date. As of [REDACTED] it has had no internal errors, glitches, or hacking! Please let us know if you have any questions, concerns, or comments.

Thank you for choosing Divine Passages™.

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Booting up passage.

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Passage loading complete.

Error 510 Not Extended

Available contacts are:

[REDACTED]

Please begin message with SERVICE HELP for service help. Thank you for choosing Divine Passages™.

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Awaiting message for passage.

Please enter message

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