For All The Statistical Improbabilities

Sarah. 23. Disabled and proud. On a never ending quest to replace stigma with acceptance, end medical mistreatment of minorities including the disabled and chronically ill, and to help make visible rare disabilities/illnesses/divergencies. Always seeking to remind the abled majority that we still matter even if we are statistically improbable.

[silkypicrew]

[cinikuscirmi-deactivated2025043]

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[facklewackle]

they sure do

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

[uwuspaceboy]

[idranktheeel]

who the fuck is this man im seeing him everywhere

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

its bigfoot. and i doubt youre seeing him everywhere since his kind are endangered.

[spacejamonbluray]

is hot topic threatening me

[pentabulge]

im basically normal if you really dont think about it

[gandalfsbignaturals]

yeah? yeah tumblr? do i seem interested in the twin towers fat fucking tits??? is that what i seem interested in?????

[phantomrose96]

You know I gotta learn shitpost brevity. Most of my successful posts are like 3 paragraph essays, minimum. Fucking dissertations. Terrible note-to-word ratio. Inefficient. In this economy? In this economy? Unsustainable. Everyone else posting "blowing my balls up at the bomb factory" and getting 50,000 notes. Amazing ROI. They're the future and I'm on dial-up. The market's gonna out-compete me.

[lemonlegs4]

[blessyouhawkeye]

he's the funniest person i know

[andybeckerman]

Gritty’s gotten real weird, and I kind of love it.

[lookforanewangle]

(via @to-a-merrier-world )

[queerspacepunk]

i want to be asked to come over and help put my friend’s kids to bed as casually as they might text their spouse and ask them to pick up milk on the way home

i want to stop and pick up milk for another friend because i know their spouse hates the grocery store

i want to buy fruit that i dont like because it’s on special and i know people who do

i want to pass lemons over the fence and to take my neighbours bins out when the forget

i want group chats instead of rideshare apps, calls in the middle of the night because someone’s at the hospital, lonely or hungry or both

i want to do the dishes in other people’s houses, extra servings wrapped in tinfoil and tea towels so it’s still warm when you drop it off, a basket of other people’s mending by my couch

i want to be surrounded by reminders that ‘imposing’ on each other is what we were born to do

[statisticalimprobabilities]

I know we all laugh about early 2010s fandom tumblr nowadays, but honestly back in like 2010 when I was a 14 year old neurodivergent kid who didn’t yet know that being neurodivergent was okay, Tumblr was my safe space to obsess about special interests and hyperfixations without being made fun of. And that was actually really important to have.

[glowbot]

posts about ADHD have no business being 2k words some of us are unmedicated

[menaceexpress]

the adhd impulse to ramble versus the adhd inability to read big blocks of text..... unstoppable force meets immovable object

[schmergo]

To all the parents out there who bundle their babies up in the winter time with those little hats with the little ears that make them look like little teddy bears: You are doing the lord’s work. Seeing tiny ewoks toddle across the grocery store parking lot is just what we all need sometimes. My joy is immeasurable and my day is restored.

[memewhore]

[clairenovac]

this looks like the reception desk of my mind

[drakonovisny]

Me, an awkward bisexual, every time someone points a camera at me:

[drpepperphd]

[karl-skripeli91jccu4]

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[drpepperphd]

no time for that karl…

[tumblingtumbleleaves]

[mattressblowoutsale]

Itd be funny as fuck if the world operated like how people with social anxiety think it does. Like what if you got on a bus and everyone was like wow look at that piece of shit loser. Get off the bus you ugly bastard