Almighty Leader Of Clown Utopia

Glorious Clowns Forever. Pronouns: Clown. I am Clown. You are Clown.

[clown-lord]

Hello my Clown Children. Welcome to my growing Clown Utopia. Beautiful Clowns, glorious Clowns, whimsical Clowns. Put a request in my ask box to receive your Circus ordained Clown name from the Clown Lord. DNI LIST: - Raid Shadow Legends Users - Raid Shadow Legends Devs - Raid Shadow Legends Associators - Normies (This means non-emos, non-goths, non-punks, and ESPECIALLY non-clowns) - Vegans (Real Clowns lust for MEAT!!!) - The Joker & All Jokerkins (THE JOKER IS NOT A REAL CLOWN) - McDonalds. Unless they are willing to negotiate the safe return of their captive Clown, Ronald. - Grug from the Croods. Honk you. Honk you, you honking piece of shit god I hate you so much. - Shrek (I hate him.) - Tom Cruise (at the behest of my citizens)

[clown-lord]

Being a Clown is inherently an act of pride so happy pride everybody go kiss a Clown near you (CONSENSUALLY!!! AND NOT LUSTFULLY!!! CLOWNS ARE NOT BEINGS OF LUST!!!)

[clown-lord]

I must find a place to get a quality cowboy hat. People need to look at me and think 'oh, that Clown both YEEs and HAWs.'

[motherfkincowgirl]

Y'all should check Cavenders o'Boot Barn, clownpoke. Any place that sells'a Stetson.

[clown-lord]

Thank you kindly for your advice, MotherHonkinCowgirl. I will check this out!! I hope to one day become a MotherHonkinCowClown.

[jamies-shelf]

I think that I saw a Cavenders. Shall we venture there?

[clown-lord]

Absotootly!!!

[clown-lord]

I must find a place to get a quality cowboy hat. People need to look at me and think 'oh, that Clown both YEEs and HAWs.'

[motherfkincowgirl]

Y'all should check Cavenders o'Boot Barn, clownpoke. Any place that sells'a Stetson.

[clown-lord]

Thank you kindly for your advice, MotherHonkinCowgirl. I will check this out!! I hope to one day become a MotherHonkinCowClown.

[squishywishywoo]

Just learned about the muppet joker

Help

[clown-lord]

there are cooler Clowns to learn about

[michief-maker]

Do you know any?

[clown-lord]

I can think of one. Ahem. Me.

[michief-maker]

I meant an actually cool clown.

[clown-lord]

uM eXCUSE mE i aM aN aCTUALLY cOOL cLOWN

[squishywishywoo]

Just learned about the muppet joker

Help

[clown-lord]

there are cooler Clowns to learn about

[michief-maker]

Do you know any?

[clown-lord]

I can think of one. Ahem. Me.

[clown-lord]

M'lord, might I be bestowed a name?

Why, of course, my darling citizen!

I dub thee...

Tetotototo The Clown!

[squishywishywoo]

Just learned about the muppet joker

Help

[clown-lord]

there are cooler Clowns to learn about

[clown-lord]

I must find a place to get a quality cowboy hat. People need to look at me and think 'oh, that Clown both YEEs and HAWs.'

[faestolemypinkies]

So my mom texted me about the other night .

I'm sure everything's gonna be okay. 😬

[jamies-shelf]

This is alright. You have done the right thing. Marsha and I will adopt you once we find her.

[faestolemypinkies]

Thanks Jamie.

Don't feel forced to though, this was a long time coming.

[clown-lord]

Join the family!! We have so much fun except for my loser brother who sucks but he's not important the important part is we've got your back and I will beat people up for you

[harry-the-worst]

I’m not that bad.

Who is this person, Allegra?

[clown-lord]

This is Cypress who is cool and epic, you should take notes

Also have you tried brisket? Did you know what brisket was before I discovered it?

[harry-the-worst]

You did not discover brisket.

[clown-lord]

So you KNEW about brisket??? And you didn't TELL ME??? What's WRONG WITH YOU, HARRY???

[clown-lord]

At least show me the brisket :(

Sorry I ate it all too fast didn't take photos it only exists as a fond memory in my mind

[clown-lord]

My lord do you want to go smash some abandoned cars in random locations once you are back??

This clown is going through an emotional ride and needs to take it out on vandalism

Or like

Throw pies at each other

Affectionately

Hi Pudz

Honk yeah

I love property damage

I'll let you know when I'm back from Texas

[faestolemypinkies]

So my mom texted me about the other night .

I'm sure everything's gonna be okay. 😬

[jamies-shelf]

This is alright. You have done the right thing. Marsha and I will adopt you once we find her.

[faestolemypinkies]

Thanks Jamie.

Don't feel forced to though, this was a long time coming.

[clown-lord]

Join the family!! We have so much fun except for my loser brother who sucks but he's not important the important part is we've got your back and I will beat people up for you

[harry-the-worst]

I’m not that bad.

Who is this person, Allegra?

[clown-lord]

This is Cypress who is cool and epic, you should take notes

Also have you tried brisket? Did you know what brisket was before I discovered it?

[faestolemypinkies]

So my mom texted me about the other night .

I'm sure everything's gonna be okay. 😬

[jamies-shelf]

This is alright. You have done the right thing. Marsha and I will adopt you once we find her.

[faestolemypinkies]

Thanks Jamie.

Don't feel forced to though, this was a long time coming.

[clown-lord]

Join the family!! We have so much fun except for my loser brother who sucks but he's not important the important part is we've got your back and I will beat people up for you

[jamies-shelf]

@clown-lord are you alright?

[clown-lord]

I have not brawled like that since the Haunted House Incident...

MY BLOOD IS RUSHING

MY HEAD IS POUNDING

MY FISTS ARE kinda hurting actually ow

[jamies-shelf]

We shall patch you up when we return to the apartment. I believe we have some left over bandages from my ankle.

[clown-lord]

Thank you Mother Jamie

[faestolemypinkies]

The....strange... people have been at my apartment for a while and I'm getting pretty bored. Mom invited me over for some barbecue. Should I invite them?

[faestolemypinkies]

God, why did I come? I knew he was gonna ask me stuff. I knew it. He keeps saying that I should just get on with my life and get a job now. " Where are you looking? What are you doing?" I DON'T KNOW YET. GIVE ME A SECOND I JUST GRADUATED. he keeps looking over at Jamie and nudging them. "Kids these days, huh" Jump. Off. A. Bridge. AHHHHH

[faestolemypinkies]

Thank God he finally moved on. But he's talking about his stupid job.

[faestolemypinkies]

THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING I REPEAT THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING.

[faestolemypinkies]

.... dad kicked us out... I didnt even get to take home any brisket 😭. On the brighter side Jamie is a fucking beast, my mom might have to take my dad to urgent care lol 😆

[clown-lord]

Want to know a secret...

The brisket is gone because I took it...

I have all the brisket...

Our spoils of war...

[jamies-shelf]

@clown-lord are you alright?

[clown-lord]

I have not brawled like that since the Haunted House Incident...

MY BLOOD IS RUSHING

MY HEAD IS POUNDING

MY FISTS ARE kinda hurting actually ow