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I'm not afraid of God, I am afraid of man. || Ind. Belarus

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@statycny  /  SOURCE 

He couldn’t help but feel relieved. Heart-to-heart talks sadly didn’t make it to Dmitriy’s list of talents. Instead of being polished, the skill remained clumsy and awkward like a long-limbed child, too tall for their age and for their own good. However, dealing with it was inevitable at times, and that might just be one of them.

“That was never my intention.” He showed Natalya his palms in surrender with a certain sardonic air about him. “But I know just the thing.” Then, the man headed to the kitchen, only to return with a cold bottle of vodka and two shot glasses, which were soon filled to the brim. “Ideally, this will make the sleep part a little easier. If you feel like talking in the process, that’s just a side effect. I take no responsibility.” Dmitriy emptied his glass at once. “There’s more where that came from; don’t be shy.”

[statycny]

Wrinkling her nose, the single action seemed to take her whole face, though it was more in a curious nature than disgust somehow. Natalya watched him closely, her eyes never seemed to leave him, staying on the door even while he was in the kitchen. She always await his return before she would decide to grace him with her own reply.

“Well, if you are insisting,” she stuck out her tongue, snatching up the small, filled glass in a quick motion. “Perhaps I believe you. But perhaps I am also just easy to buy with this,” raising it in his direction, she then downed it as a shot, offering it forward for a refill, nudging it closer a few times. She would insist upon it, after all, and since the offer had been made...she would shamelessly try to drink as much as she could.

“Let us see how far we get then, yes yes, round two.”

[rpmemes-galore]

izombie : season 2 … sentence starters 

“You’re a monster. Act like one.“

“It’s meant to be ironic. It’s a joke.“

“That is not a risk, that’s a certainty.“

“I’m a better man with you in my life.“

“Oh, my god. Horny boys are the worst.“

“Go forth and direct your lust elsewhere.“

“This is why I pay someone to fix my car.“

“Your work, distasteful as you find it, saves lives.“

“You dig it. You get off on being a hero, don’t you?”

“I am literally going through hell. Do you even care?“

“This doesn’t change the fact that you still sicken me.“

“Shhh, the lying to save your life section comes later.“

“I texted you last night. Several times. Where were you?“

“You really need to work on the whole ‘good news’ concept.“

“I really should murder somebody, get my tax dollars worth.“

“It’s a simple question. Don’t stall for time. Don’t invent a story.“

“Go away. Don’t come back. I don’t ever want to see you, again.“

“I have to say, I’m disappointed, I thought you’d be better at this.“

“I am overflowing with potential, and I’m tapping every last drop.“

“Try to keep it in your pants next time. Can you do that, champ?“

“Well, I do feel sorry for myself. But that doesn’t mean I’m wrong.”

“Not the way I’d choose to go… Whale ingestion, if you’re curious.”

“But we are both doing what needs to be done. We are saving lives.“

“Did they find the guy who did that to your hair, or is he still at large?”

“That is so cute. I literally want to die, just so that I can be buried in it.“

“Personally, I’ve been toying with the idea of, uh, becoming a bad boy.“

“I’m sorry. I just really need a pinot and some salty chocolate right now.“

“If you want a bazooka, I can get you a bazooka in fifteen minutes, at cost.“

“If I had known you’d be stopping by, I would’ve worn my less bloody lab coat.“

“I buy drugs one time, purely for research purposes, and this is what happens.“

“I’m gonna go get myself a coffee and try very hard to forget that you said that.“

“Isn’t that kind of like slapping a bear to better understand being mauled to death?“

“It’s not my fault! All my friends are cold-hearted bitches, and that includes the men.“

“Every decision that I made last year, I made trying to protect you from my new reality.“

“Stop! I’m coming here like and adult, trying to talk to you. How can you be this cold to me?“

“You know, I just… I keep asking you for some space, and every time I turn around, here you are.“

“Life dealt you a lousy hand, so you just folded tent, decided it was easier to be a rotten bastard.“

“Maybe it’s better this way. I’m radioactive. That I repel the people I love. Keep things simple.“

“If you don’t, by some time tomorrow, we can be looking at the beginning of the end of the world.“

“My annoying millennial speak knowledge ended with TMI, so I have no idea what you just said.“

“I threw my drink in her face and I walked out. I mean, I love that woman but she is too much drama.“

“I can’t sugarcoat it. This won’t be easy. But I’m here to make the process… What’s the word? Palatable.“

“I bet ever since you got the news, you’ve been walking around like a zombie, am I right? Yeah. I thought so.“

“Turns out we’re nothing more than chemicals hurtling through space, haphazardly bouncing off each other.“

“I feel amazing. I’m so present, so in my body, but I’m also floating. Like watching the experience be experienced.“

“You spend your life in a comfortable dream state believing in destiny. Then reality snaps you awake like a kick in the teeth.“

“Oh, he came, he saw, he was stabbed several times in quick succession with a sharp cylindrical object. Likely an ice pick.“

“I got a thriving business. I just learned I’ve been pre-approved for a Best Buy card. I’ve gone legit. Put my criminal ways behind me.“

“Of course I want to sex you up, girl. You’re very attractive, and I very much have a penis. But just being with you is enough. Honest.“

[statycny]

“Mmm. And where exactly is this feeling originating from?“

iZombie Starters |

“Usually,” she said, the word drug out like a whine while she was fiddling with the flashlight of her phone without even looking. She was in fact staring at his chest, though making a point to not make eye contact. “Boredom. Or maybe the fact I have not slept in two days?”

Natalya didn’t really want to dwell on the thought or idea of emotions, she just didn’t like to. Partially perhaps because they confused her, but also because the ideas was frustrating to think of focus settling on her long enough for her to have to answer and kind of question. No one needed to know about her, her mind, her thoughts. Those were her’s, even if she didn’t want them.

“Enough about feelings,” she made a face when she put emphasis on the word, “Do you have anything to drink, Dmitriy? Allow me that kindness if you are going twist my dick on the matter.” that wasn’t even the saying, she knew that, she did not care.

[statycny]

“I didn’t think that I was the type of guy who wanted people to feel bad for me, but… you just said the exact thing I’ve been dying for someone to say to me.“

iZombie Starters |

Natalya didn’t look up from her fingers, she was too busy fidgeting with the nail file and trying to get them perfect, although perhaps this would come off as disinterest otherwise. Her brows were furrowed, although she didn’t miss a beat otherwise; “Then perhaps I should relay more harsh realities on you.” she paused, chewing on her cheek before she pulled the small strip of sand paper away from her non-existent nails and proceeded to play with it between the tips of her fingers. She could never stop moving something, after all.

“Just know, you cannot misconstrue words, I do not feel sorry, for you, for anyone, for people. People are right. Yes. I am not capable of that,” she continued after a moment, now pointing the small stick right at him. “I am simply blunt on the truth and will tell you what I think you should hear.”

[rpmemes-galore]

izombie : season 1 … sentence starters

“This was my life before I died.“

“Jeez, that pause was like a year!“

“You are too selfless, too wrapped up in saving me.”

“I’m having a hard enough time pretending I’m alive.”

“What is this bizarre segue that’s happening right now?“

“Mmm. And where exactly is this feeling originating from?“

“Can I really ask him to wait for a day that may never come?“

“I am too hungry right now to work out if you’re joking or not.”

“I mean, I don’t even need to be this attractive. It’s just icing.”

“If you live each day like it’s your last, someday you’ll be right.“

“What a waste. All this sound and fury. And for what? Nothing.“

“You don’t need to know why you feel good. Just enjoy the ride.“

“I wanted to do something with my life. I wanted to help people.“

“I have no idea who I am anymore. What purpose, if any, I serve.“

“I used to have ambition. I used to be passionate, inspired… alive.”

“And don’t worry, ‘cause I’m gonna kill them. I’m gonna kill them all.“

“Sounds more like something a call girl would make you pay extra for.“

“Everything comes out of nowhere when your headlights are off, dumbass!“

“I can see that some life is like a virus. One that can’t be allowed to spread.”

“All I needed was some hope that there was a future that I fit into somehow.“

“So, did you run out of napkins or were you just fondled by an Oompa Loompa?“

“So, in the five months you’ve been here, what’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen?“

“Daddy issues. Megalomania. Greed. Wow, that felt really good to get off my chest.“

“I would be a dangerous man if the zombies came. I wouldn’t be makin’ any mistakes.“

“If it’s what you thought I wanted, then you don’t know me as well as you think you do.“

“I’m ready to feel again. Anything, good or bad, I want to be alive, now, more than ever.“

“I know it’s not a different sun that came up this morning. But somehow, it looks sunnier.”

“When you die, life goes on without you. If you’re among the living dead, you’re around to watch.”

“But the real question is, why do I suddenly, desperately need a handful of plastic eyeballs?“

“It’s probably wrong that every time I see a dead body I think, ‘What the hell am I doing with my life’?”

“Are you sure? It seems like you’re a little off about it. Like that ‘no’ kind of had a question mark at the end.”

“That’s the thing about pain, isn’t it? Really feeling it it doesn’t make it stop. It just shows you you’re still alive.”

“When I’m hungry, I forget my lunch used to be a person. When the hunger’s bad, I forget I used to be one, too.”

“I can keep you in here alive and suffering as long as I want. As long as it takes to get the information I need.“

“But what if there is hope? Even if it’s dim and somewhere in the nebulous future, it’s a hope I need in order to survive.“

“I’ve spent five months bemoaning all that was taken from me. It never occurred to me that I’d have something to give.“

“I didn’t think that I was the type of guy who wanted people to feel bad for me, but… you just said the exact thing I’ve been dying for someone to say to me.“

“Yeah, I knew something was up, but I didn’t really get it until I saw a magazine with Idris Elba on the cover, and the phrase ‘big piece of yum"’ popped into my head.”

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[horrificmemes]

Send me “Can’t sleep?” to have a tired conversation with my muse in the middle of the night.

[absoluterpmemetrash]

Send me ‘What If’ scenarios for my muse to answer.

[sphinxmemesmusings]

nonsexual acts of intimacy --- select from the following for my muse to respond to:

♔ : Finding your muse wearing their clothes ♕ : Holding hands ♖ : Having their hair washed by your muse ♗ : Your muse falling asleep with their head in my muse’s lap. ♘ : Cuddling in a blanket fort ♙ : Sharing a bed ♚ : Head scratches ♛ : Sharing a dessert ♜ : Shoulder rubs ♝ : Reading a book together ♞ : Caring for each other while ill (specify which party is which) ♟ : Patching up a wound ♤ : Taking a bath together ♧ : Your muse playing with their hair ♡ : Accidentally falling asleep together ♢ : Forehead or cheek kisses ♠ : Your muse adjusting their jewelry/neck tie/ etc. ♣ : Back scratches ♥ : Your muse crying about something ♦ : Slow dancing

[statycny]

Finally restarts Nat’s blog officially bc I’ve been talking about her forever on discord

uhhh anyway let’s, see how this goes

[sphinxmemesmusings]

Ask my muse “Have you ever ___” questions!

[horrificmemes]

Send me “Can’t sleep?” to have a tired conversation with my muse in the middle of the night.

[ruinmemes]

CARING SENTENCE STARTERS 

for muses that need a little love. 

❝  i’m here for you.  ❞

❝  let me help with that.  ❞

❝  i’m here.  ❞

❝  nothing’s gonna hurt you.  ❞

❝  if they do it again, you tell me.  ❞

❝  i’ll protect you. ❞

❝  i’ll make sure nothing bad happens to you.  ❞

❝  let me take a look…  ❞

❝  i’m a phone call away.  ❞

❝  you should have called me.  ❞

❝  here, sleep.  ❞

❝  if you wanna talk, i’m here.  ❞

❝  hey, shh, it’s okay.  ❞

❝  i’ll never let you go.  ❞

❝  you’re with me now.  ❞

❝  nothing’s gonna take you from my side.  ❞

❝  i’ll do what i have to.  ❞

❝  i need you to stay here, okay? i got this.  ❞

❝  it’s safe here.  ❞

❝  i’m fine, let me see your face.  ❞

❝  we’re gonna have to keep ice on that.  ❞

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GENERAL

“Can you walk?”

“How did this happen?”

“What the hell happened?”

“I hit my head.”

“Did you hit your head?”

“Can you hear me?”

“Don’t close your eyes, stay awake!”

“Come on, stay with me!”

“No no no no no!”

“You shot me!”

“I didn’t mean to shoot you!”

“You stabbed me!”

“I didn’t mean to stab you!”

“Take the knife out!”

“Don’t take the knife out!”

“It was an accident!”

“That/this wasn’t an accident!”

“That looks broken.”

“I think my leg/arm is broken.”

“That doesn’t look good.”

“Am I going to die?”

“You’re not going to die!”

“Calm down!”

“Don’t panic!”

“I can’t help you if you don’t let me!”

BLOOD

“Are you bleeding?”

“Don’t move, you’re bleeding.”

“Is that blood?”

“Whose blood is that?”

“That’s a lot of blood.”

“Do you know how to get bloodstains out?”

“Why do you know how to get bloodstains out?”

“Damn, I got blood on my shirt.”

“Don’t move, you’re losing blood!”

“I won’t let you bleed out!”

“You have blood on your face.”

“I swear to god, if you get blood on me…”

“What’s your blood type?”

“Why in the hell would you need to know my blood type?”

WOUNDS

“That cut is nasty.”

“You have a massive gash in your arm/leg!’

“Don’t touch it!”

“Don’t move, you’ll only make it worse!”

“I’ll get some bandages.”

“You’re going to need stitches.”

“That looks infected…”

“Did you get bit by something?”

“There’s no exit wound, the bullet is still in you.”

“There’s an exit wound, the bullet went through you.”

AFTERCARE

“How are you feeling?”

“How does it feel?”

“It’s still not healed, but it’s getting there.”

“Let’s go home.”

“I just want to go home.”

“Let’s get you into the bathtub.”

“We need to change your bandages soon.”

“Get some sleep, okay?”

“You need to eat something, you’ve been through a lot today.”

“I’ll check up on you in a bit.”

“You’re going to be fine. I promise.”