Adventure is out there! (But I wish it were here) @siodymph - Tumblr Blog

lovers-and-dreamers

thinking about this little dork

hiccup haddock the live action could never capture your whimsy and delight 😔

midoristeashop

feeling nostalgic <3

closeups + bag charms!! (Shoutout hijack server one time for suggesting charms for everyone mwah)

I’m figuring out prints rn but trust this will be included in my first launch! 🥰

(and ofc plz no reposts of this work!! Or I die (half joke))

Big four u will always live in my heart 4eva

crackshipsandregret

Curious pebble (1/?)

Part 2 / Part 3

crackshipsandregret

Curious pebble (2/?)

Part 1 // Part 3

crackshipsandregret

Curious pebble (3/?)

Part 1 / Part 2

A massive shoutout to @thereal-sillyguy for making everyone's favorite pebble into a gif! I very literally couldn't have done it without them!

ratsoupee

field trip cancelled

Based off hit tumblr post:

horrorlesbians

how many movies have you see in theaters so far this year?

none

1

2-5

6-10

11-15

15-20

20-25

30+

Remaining time: 12 hours 15 minutes

charriveil

caine’s proportions are so funny to me hes like when you pick up a cat and theyre just Long

musicforyourplants

boy-matt-deactivated20181204

*slams reblog*

ariesaav

Klezmer dolphins.

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I don’t know that I’ve reblogged anything faster in my entire tumblr life.

onceuponamirror

honestly they’re better than the band that played at my bat mitzvah

$fractalindigo blog's avatar$

fractalindigo

I like dolphins.

I love klezmer.

But as a former band kid, this made me die laughing.

starknstarwars

thecrumbez

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

erratic-dragon-fruit

out of the tags with you

this-is-trans-joy

so if phm is set in 2032 and ryland grace is supposedly 29 when the hail mary launches, that means he is firmly within gen Z… he knows about undertale AUs and watched Fred on YouTube at like 9 years old. He had a tumblr blog. this genuinely explains everything

this-is-trans-joy

poor guy was around during the ace discourse days. i hope he was lethal with the block button

this-is-trans-joy

i want someone to make a roleplay blog but it’s literally just ryland grace’s actual blog and then the last post is like “guys oh my godddd never become important at work i’m so serious you’ll never fucking guess where they’re sending me #and during pride month???”

this-is-trans-joy

“what the fuck there’s some guy on my ship who the fuck— IS THAT MARKIPLIER????”

catchymemes

They supporting

bowuigii

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH BILLFIDDLESFORD BE UPON YE

inkskinned

Every day I handle more money than I will ever make. Every day.

At the start of my employment, my boss showed me videos of people stealing, and we both had a chuckle about it. How silly they were! There was a camera overhead, and it’s not to watch the shoppers. See, we can’t actually stop shoplifters. They get away with it maybe nine out of ten times. But we, who are watched and tallied and witnessed? We are always caught.

At first it was hard to hold one hundred dollars bills. An amount I had never seen before. An amount that didn’t exist in my household. It’s normal now. Here is something that is not for me.

“What the hell, I’ll take another,” says the man, pondering our 200 dollar watches. What the hell. Total comes to 580 and not even a flinch in his face. I have been working for 11 hours today and made only 110 dollars. It will go to my rent. Today I work for free, it feels. When I get my check, I will have 35 dollars left for food and saving.

The six hundreds he hands me go into the cash register. For a moment, I imagine having money. Then I put it away, counting out his change.

I know for a fact we sell our products for double what they are worth. That I could be making commission. That they could hand me those 580 dollars and change my life and not even mark the difference in their checkbooks. He’s not the only sale they make today, but I am the reason they made it. He’s not the only one spending 600 dollars, but if I hadn’t spent two hours with him telling me about his life, he wouldn’t have spent any. I go home. I don’t own a watch.

I have watched and rewatched a video on how to make salmon four ways. My shopping list is always the same. Pasta. Rice. Tuna. If I can afford butter it was a good week. I dream of the world I will never walk in, where I can throw the best fish fillet in the cart with a shrug. I hold hundreds in my hand and look up at the camera. I put them under the cash drawer.

I go to work. I scrap together my savings. I eat my bowl of rice slowly. My manager takes a paid week off from work just for his birthday. He owns a yacht.

I’m not worth the cost of a watch.

inkskinned

i wrote this while i was working at orlando’s walt disney world parks.

i was part of their college program. i moved to the state for it. they legally owned the building i was living in and still charged me rent. i ostensibly was being charged to work for them. it was a 2 bedroom apartment and they placed 6 adult women in it in forced triples.

as many as one in ten disney employees have experienced homelessness while working for the company. despite huge efforts to unionize, strike, or otherwise demand fair treatment; disney has refused to increase employee quality of life.

disney admits publicly that a good portion of their success is because the employees (“cast members”) are dedicated, passionate, and selfless. this is never reflected in pay. even “face” characters (ie those that are princesses etc) make barely above a minimum wage.

at the time that i worked there, i made $8.50 an hour. at one point i was asked to create a human shield around a bag because a bomb dog had alerted to it. for eight fucking dollars an hour.

i now work a very cushy office job. i have bought the salmon and cooked it all four ways.

i go to the store. i am nice to the person behind the counter. she looks up at the camera while she counts out my change. there is nothing fundamentally different about her and i.

we are both worth more than the watch, anyway.