margaret

mother to small animals

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I will shamelessly get a little Lilith fair about it all.

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Dropping baby sign into casual convo because I spend most of my waking hours with infants

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My uncle with ID was showing everyone a pic of him with Curtis Sliwa from several years ago and everyone was like o hell ya

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Growing up in a community where domestic violence was common has made me have unconditional love and patience for women even if we can’t be friends you can call me in a crisis I’ll have your back no matter what as long as you’re a young lady

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I’m so drunk I’m walking like Maddie Zeigler in a SIA music video

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I think you should be allowed to get away with anything including violent felonies if you’re postpartum most of the time #myinfantnannyswag #newborncarespecialistforhire #nycnightnurse #imeanthisfromexperienceandihateanyoneyouhatenewmoms!

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I’ll not only forgive a woman for almost anything but I’ll embrace and love her unconditionally ✋🙄😆

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I think being a nanny has been bad for me socially because I am only encountering other adults in the most vulnerable, open stage of their lives and I frequently see my boss’s breasts

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Also if ive met a woman once even if we don’t get along I am her mother I am her daughter I am her sister she has a reason for approaching me from the perspective in which she did and my ultimately no matter what if she comes to me with an open heart, I will love and protect her which is my goddess given obligation as a woman?

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Watching my favorite YouTube channel come sit at my table camel

BOH mean MAKE banana pudding I think? During checking szzz….

Yes simple banana pudding posted 2 yrs ago! Love Tom, come sit at my table on YouTube!

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No camel ignore the word camel in Paragrakh 1

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Watching my favorite YouTube channel come sit at my table camel

BOH mean MAKE banana pudding I think? During checking szzz….

Yes simple banana pudding posted 2 yrs ago! Love Tom, come sit at my table on YouTube!

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Found out my friends bf was top 20 melee players in ny c NYC

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We are literally all on our own journey and a friend’s role is to support you where you are today day by day. I love everybody and I realllllly mean that like we don’t have to be on the same page you’re allowed to feel how you feel and be at the place you are in this minute that’s not my job to dictate that’s NOT MY RACE TO RUN. But I love you and I can and will be your friend in this chapter of life. Unless you’re evil and mean and hate me for no reason omg give me a break oh brother

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The owner of the local

Pet supply had multiple health

Crises in the last few years and I

Don’t think I truly did anything to offend her I think she’s just miserable and I’m happy and it makes her mad but like we could’ve been friends. I could’ve helped you thru your dark times diva. I’m nothing if not a supportive friend.

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My friend that used to work at the pet supply store confessed to me that her ex boss was plotting against me for years YUP YUP IM ALWAYS VINDICATED JUST GIVE IT SOME TIME

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Thought it was ocd at the time but real Maggie fans remember when I thought the owner of the local pet supply was my enemy before she yelled at me

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Not

To be third generation hag but I keep seeing gay boys who love Audrey Hobert defend her against criticism from other gay boys with Cynthia Nixon SVU chloking the ADA video yelling LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!!!!!! Video on twitter

& I can’t stop

quoting because my algorithm planted me firmly on aggressive housewives general bravo fan twitter and I loveeeee it here everything I know about life and love that I didn’t learn from my mommy or aunt Judy I learned from Dorinda & Vicky ?

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My friend that used to work at the pet supply store confessed to me that her ex boss was plotting against me for years YUP YUP IM ALWAYS VINDICATED JUST GIVE IT SOME TIME

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One of my party guests strongly encouraged me to be a doula today but I don’t think I’d vibe with most people who are seeking out a doula if I’m being honest. I charge a $2/hr crunchy surcharge as a nanny