more than a woman

kris statlander. cauterize.  boots' momma. pixie stick lover.

[stctdcddyy]

former gymnast turned stunt woman turned wrestler. first female graduate of CAP, NY. dog mom. boots' momma. pixie stick enthusiast. expert recorder player. formerly the galaxy’s greatest alien, now known as more than a woman, kris(ten) sta(d)tlander. acquaintances and close friends would probaby describe her as random. she rocks to the beat of her own drum. she wants to get know everyone she comes across. currently rehabbing an acl injury, kris is working hard to get back in the ring. she is dealing with the hardship of being out of action for an extended period. kris' plan is to come back stronger and faster than ever. penned by star.

best friends: @hayterade

name: kristen stadtlander

ring name: kris statlander

nicknames: kris, kstat, stat, statdaddy

age: twenty-seven

birthday: august 7th, 1995

from: west islip, new york

residence: orlando, florida

sexuality: pansexual

exes: max caster & caleb konley

relationship status: single

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friends:

enemies:

WANTED MUSES:

trent beretta, chuck taylor, orange cassidy, rocky romero, wheeler yuta, anna jay, jade cargill, red velvet.

WANTED PLOTS:

this will be updated when i figure out the things i want! :3

all plots are open! ships are chemistry based.

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𝔦. 𝔬𝔬𝔠 ☽ 𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔰 𝔪𝔞𝔡𝔢 𝔪𝔢 𝔡𝔬 𝔦𝔱

𝔦. 𝔞𝔰𝔨 ☽ 𝔦 𝔯𝔲𝔫 𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔢 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔲𝔣𝔬𝔰

𝔦. 𝔪𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 ☽ 𝔧𝔲𝔰𝔱 𝔞 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩 𝔴𝔥𝔬 𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔢𝔰 𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔰

𝔦. 𝔭𝔞𝔯𝔞𝔰 ☽ 𝔟𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔢𝔳𝔢 𝔦𝔫 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔰𝔢𝔩𝔣 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔰

𝔦. 𝔳𝔦𝔰𝔞𝔤𝔢 ☽ 𝔰𝔬𝔯𝔯𝔶 𝔦 𝔡𝔬𝔫'𝔱 𝔰𝔭𝔢𝔞𝔨 𝔥𝔲𝔪𝔞𝔫

𝔦. 𝔱𝔢𝔵𝔱𝔰 ☽ 𝔦 𝔨𝔢𝔢𝔭 𝔥𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔰𝔭𝔞𝔠𝔢𝔟𝔞𝔯/𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔬𝔫 𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔱𝔥

𝔦. 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔰 ☽ 𝔴𝔢 𝔞𝔯𝔢 𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔞𝔩𝔬𝔫𝔢

𝔦. 𝔱𝔲𝔫𝔢𝔰 ☽ 𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔶𝔬𝔫𝔢'𝔰 𝔮𝔲𝔦𝔠𝔨 𝔱𝔬 𝔟𝔩𝔞𝔪𝔢 𝔦𝔫 𝔞𝔫 𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔢𝔫

[eviilrootss-deactivated20230319]

I’m just the right amount of tipsy to indulge in a Rick & Morty binge. I don’t know what it is about this show but it always seems much more enjoyable when you’re under the influence of something. Or at the very least it is for me.

Does anyone feel this way about it or any show?

[stctdcddyy]

I watch the show whenever I'm on a sugar high. It's one of those shows I watch whenever there is nothing else on. There is something about the show, I don't know what it is. I think there is a charm? I enjoy Rick & Morty myself. They're some movies that I feel this way about. Evolution (2001) is one of those movies.

[simcnsays-deactivated20230917]

stctdcddyy·:

Is it? 👀 Whatever do you mean? 😂

I wouldn’t make it that obvious. If I was Saraya’s mystery partner, I wouldn’t talk about it in hypotheticals.

it means I’m onto you, alien.

all valid points but maybe this is just you trying to throw us off even further. I’ll practice my surprised face just in case it is you. 

[stctdcddyy]

I wouldn't make it so obvious that I'm trying to throw everyone off. I don't think it'd be the alien thing of me to do. If it was me, which it isn't me, I wouldn't bring it up on here and give everyone ideas. I would sit in the background, quietly and let everyone decided if I'm cleared or not.

[thatboyteej-deactivated20230920]

The internet makes it so damn hard to express yourself sometimes without shit getting twisted or people getting mad offended for no reason.

So much for Christmas spirit. Humbug to all of ya'.

[stctdcddyy]

It's really wack. I hate that some people get so up-in-arms about things or they just don't ask. I've noticed a lot of people don't ask and just assume. They're making themselves look bad by assuming.

You are going to be understood by me, I promise. There's got to be other people that understand you too.

[simcnsays-deactivated20230917]

stctdcddyy·:

Spoiler alert. I won’t be Saraya’s mystery partner in January. I’m not cleared yet. However, I am flattered the fans want me back. The point they’re willing to give me their knees. Human knees won’t suffice. I will come back with robotic knees. I won’t be in the need of human knees anymore. Faster. Stronger. Robotic.

sounds like something someone who is going to be the mystery partner might say. 🤔

[stctdcddyy]

Is it? 👀 Whatever do you mean? 😂

I wouldn't make it that obvious. If I was Saraya's mystery partner, I wouldn't talk about it in hypotheticals.

[thatboyteej-deactivated20230920]

The internet makes it so damn hard to express yourself sometimes without shit getting twisted or people getting mad offended for no reason.

So much for Christmas spirit. Humbug to all of ya'.

[stctdcddyy]

It's not ungrateful though. I don't feel like it is, at all. You've got every right to vent out your frustrations. I think the word "ungrateful" gets thrown around a whole lot.

You didn't do anything. Keep your head up. 🖖🏼

[stctdcddyy]

Spoiler alert. I won't be Saraya's mystery partner in January. I'm not cleared yet. However, I am flattered the fans want me back. The point they're willing to give me their knees. Human knees won't suffice. I will come back with robotic knees. I won't be in the need of human knees anymore. Faster. Stronger. Robotic.

[thatboyteej-deactivated20230920]

The internet makes it so damn hard to express yourself sometimes without shit getting twisted or people getting mad offended for no reason.

So much for Christmas spirit. Humbug to all of ya'.

[stctdcddyy]

I hate when that happens. I think it is the worst thing. People should be allowed to express themselves. It's weird how mad some people can get. You shouldn't let whatever people say get to you. Don't let those people steal your shine, okay?

[bbcker-deactivated20230313]

I just remembered loving the movie so much. It never hit me until the rewatch that it was my awakening. I remember getting so giddy whenever I watched the movie. I never understood. All these years later, it’s cliced for me. Right? They had it all back then. It shook me to my core at ten years old. I’m convinced none of them ever age. They’ve found the fountain of youth ago. If I met any of them? I’d freak out. No ifs, ands or buts about it.

back then it was all wow, I want to be that girl or so we all thought. now once everything clicks it’s like, waaait I wanted to be with that girl. funny kind of lightbulb going off kind of moment. I’m glad you had that though and I know. they need to spill those secrets cause I need them immediately. the fangirling would be off the charts as all of them deserve. 

[stctdcddyy]

Exactly!! I thought I wanted to be all of the women in the cast. In reality, I wanted to be with the women. Each and every one of them. Any of them would suffice because they were all badass, gorgeous women. It's funny how it takes us time for the light bulb to set off. Me too! They need to spill the secrets to us like yesterday.. When I am fifty, I want to look as good as then. The thought of me meeting them is making me want to fangirl. 😂

[inmoxwetrust-deactivated2023012]

There’s comfort in watching my kid fully engaged (pun intended) in Nick Gage death matches with grinch PJ’s and a Christmas hat on while also having a bowl of fruit loops in her lap. Not to mention the Groot sippy cup on the side. It really sets the tone for the day.

[stctdcddyy]

YES! You should get the award right now. Your picture would be under the definition of "Father of the Year". I think they should have titles with Father of the Year on it. I don't see why they wouldn't have that. Aww, 🥺 She is so adorable. You should be proud because she is smart girl with amazing taste.

[stctdcddyy]

I'm rewatching Kill Bill right now. I just realized this was the movie that made me realize I wasn't straight. 🙈 Uma Thurman, Vivica A. Fox, Lucy Li, Darryl Hannah, just to name are dimes. If I am a simp, I'm a simp. 🤷‍♀️

[stctdcddyy]

You know what, that sounds perfect. I am always down for a joint Christmas. Anything to get into the Holiday spirit a bit. I kinda feel like Scrooge right now. It's not typical of me at all.

[stctdcddyy]

I'm rewatching Kill Bill right now. I just realized this was the movie that made me realize I wasn't straight. 🙈 Uma Thurman, Vivica A. Fox, Lucy Li, Darryl Hannah, just to name are dimes. If I am a simp, I'm a simp. 🤷‍♀️

[stctdcddyy]

We need to go!! I have a feeling they'd have a meet and greet of some sort. Me too! I would marry one of them in a heart beat. I feel like it'd be poetic for me to marry one of them considering they were my awakening so to speak. Normally, I do. I just can't into the holiday spirit like usual? The Christmas songs haven't been enough. Maybe, I need to watch some movies?

[inmoxwetrust-deactivated2023012]

There’s comfort in watching my kid fully engaged (pun intended) in Nick Gage death matches with grinch PJ’s and a Christmas hat on while also having a bowl of fruit loops in her lap. Not to mention the Groot sippy cup on the side. It really sets the tone for the day.

[stctdcddyy]

Nora is already going places. The fact she is watching a Nick Gage match is God tier. I think the fact she is in her Grinch PJ's is what sold me. This has already made my morning, truth be told.

[simcnsays-deactivated20230917]

start placing your bets on what Seth Rollins will wear tonight now. I might be feeling festive. 

[stctdcddyy]

Spoiler alert: Festive as hell. The outfit was perfect for Christmas. I started to sing Christmas music in my head as soon as I saw the outfit. 😂

[stctdcddyy]

I'm rewatching Kill Bill right now. I just realized this was the movie that made me realize I wasn't straight. 🙈 Uma Thurman, Vivica A. Fox, Lucy Li, Darryl Hannah, just to name are dimes. If I am a simp, I'm a simp. 🤷‍♀️

[stctdcddyy]

I remember it being the hardest thing ever. I wanted to get a ton of movies. Every trip to the store, I was only allowed a limit of two. I understand because I would've came out with the whole section of I had the choice. I feel like the rule of paying for not returning the movies on time taught us responsibility. Libraries do the same thing with their books, movies or games. The more we talk about it, the more I miss those times. The closest thing we have is the library. Rhey have a limited selection of stuff.

[thordlow]

@byeskyebye vs @bbcker on Rampage. I don’t know who to root for. Or which shirt to wear. It’s like the whole unstoppable force meeting an immovable object, only one of them really likes to clean teeth and the other really likes to eat snacks. Anyway, I’m taking bets now if anyone wants in on the action.

[stctdcddyy]

I don't know who to root for either. There have been a few times where I have been completely conflicted. This is one of those ones where I am stuck in the middle. I want to watch the betting from afar though.

[stctdcddyy]

I'm rewatching Kill Bill right now. I just realized this was the movie that made me realize I wasn't straight. 🙈 Uma Thurman, Vivica A. Fox, Lucy Li, Darryl Hannah, just to name are dimes. If I am a simp, I'm a simp. 🤷‍♀️

[twistedjayne]

Maya Hawke is completely 😍 She could get it in anyway she wanted it and I would thank her afterwards. Are you a big Christmas fan? I've been sitting her watching my tree lights for hours.

[stctdcddyy]

Isn't she? So damn beautiful. Maya AND Uma both can get it. 😍 Same, it'd definitely be a wham! Bam! Thank you, ma'am. I'm a fan of Christmas. I have been trying to get into the holiday season. i know how are it can get sometime