as the war machine keeps turning

[thordlow]

[anna-jay]

Based on your selection alone, I'm glad no one asked you.

[thordlow]

I WALK ALONE.

[anna-jay]

So, Elton John for Collision hm? Can't wait to hear it.

[thordlow]

My vote was for Batista’s theme, but nobody asked me, so.

[junglehooks]

~ anna jay + matt menard | aew dynamite | 08/06/23 ~

[novaroller]

UM, SO ….. ANYWAYS !! Mooooving on ……

[thordlow]

[thordlow]

I think we can all agree that @anna-jay had the best match of the night last night on Dynamite.

I’m definitely not biased at all.

Now I’m pretty sure Christian threatened to kill Arn Anderson, so I guess I need to put together a team of superheroes. We’ll call it the … Revengers.

[thordlow]

Dark magician girl.

[sam1zayn-deactivated20230702]

how does somebody get on bake off? kevin asked.

[thordlow]

Get some ovens in the ring, make your own bake off on a special edition of the KO Show. Problem solved.

[iintrepidtraveller]

[anna-jay]

Not to worry. I'll take care of everything. I even have your bag packed already. Mr. Bubble? No. I have a bubble bar from Lush. It's all natural and it smells like lavander... perfect for relaxing for the night. And when we're done, and all dried off and in our comfortable pajamas, you can rub my back. Kidding. <3 I'll rub your back tonight. It's the least I can do.

[thordlow]

You’re being awfully sweet. Maybe that black mist stuff did you some good after all.

I love you.

[allstarring-a]

i'll buy you a whole bottle, brother. your choice. but nothing too expensive, i'm broke.

[thordlow]

The cheap stuff is better anyway.

See, this is how you make friends. Offering drinks. Not under threat of chainsaws. I’m glad we’ve moved on from that.

[anna-jay]

Maybe. You have to buy me dinner first. Not tonight though. Tomorrow night. Tonight is for ordering room service and big bubble baths .. and champagne ... and a back massage.

[thordlow]

Sounds like a plan. Just take it easy on me, it was a rough day at the office.

What do you use for bubble baths anyway? Do they still make that Mr. Bubble stuff? I think I used that once as a kid.

[anna-jay]

I told you that ladder wasn't going to hold you when you jumped on it. And no, you whispering light as a feather to yourself before you jumped wasn't going to make a difference. But .. you did great out there. You looked amazing and I'm glad you retained. I'm proud of you.

[thordlow]

I tried so hard, and got so far. But in the end, the ladder crumpled like a little bitch.

How proud we talking? Proud enough to … spit in my face ?

[jasvvy]

[allstarring-a]

@thordlow you really did a swanton bomb. was worried you were going to die for a second there but you really did it, you crazy son of a bitch. i'll buy you a shot of whiskey for that.

[thordlow]

I told you guys. Wasn’t letting that moment pass me by. Nuts still hurt a little bit though, so you can buy me more than just a shot.

[thordlow]

It’s crazy being in a ladder match with Christian on the same show as the Hardy Boyz. Little kid Wardlow is losing his mind.

[thordlow]

Is that a threat or a promise? I can never tell with you. No offense.

[thordlow]

It’s crazy being in a ladder match with Christian on the same show as the Hardy Boyz. Little kid Wardlow is losing his mind.