𝚃𝚃𝚃𝙴 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚜𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚜 𝙿𝚝.1
Thomas: [Staring at a sign while pulling Annie and Clarabel]
[Sign: ROAD WORK AHEAD]
Thomas: "Uh, yeah. I sure hope it does."
Gordon (passing by): "He's been sitting there for twenty minutes."
[Peter Sam and Sir Handel after an accident leaves them stranded in a flooded quarry.]
Narrator: "Two bros chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart 'cause they're not gay."
Peter Sam: "We're literally on different tracks."
[Troublesome Truck gets uncoupled on a hill.]
Truck: "This is where I die."
[ROLLS AWAY]
Narrator: "YEET."
[Thomas enters Tidmouth Sheds at 3 AM.]
Thomas: [Looks around] "This bitch empty."
Diesel 10 from the darkness: "YEET."
Thomas: "JESUS CHRIST."
[Duncan discovers a wagon of slate has tipped over.]
Duncan: "OH FOR FU—"
Rusty: "Watch your profanity."
Duncan: "WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT?"
[James notices Toby's cowcatchers.]
James: "WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?"
Toby: "They are my COWCATCHERS."
James: "OH."
[Harold trying to guide engines during a storm.]
Harold: "I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE."
Wind: [immediately throws him sideways]
Harold: "AAAAAA—"




















