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Happy Holidays

Holy Joan Rivers’ turkey neck, Batman!

The holidays are almost over and buyer’s remorse is upon us! You guessed it! It’s time for SMV’s Secret Santa unveilings:

Seruh got “The 4-Hour Workweek” by Timothy Ferriss and some ladybug galoshes for Christmas from Scott.  Nothing says love like doing nothing while wearing nothing but shoes.

Scott received a free confidential HIV test and a used Ani Difranco t-shirt from Poppy.  This gift has potential to be fun and surprising!

Nellie was gifted an opened box of magnum condoms and Shiloh’s copy of “What to Expect When You’re Expecting: Teen Edition,” from Seruh.  Sounds like someone did their holiday shopping a little late … and didn’t bother to go to a store.

Shiloh bought Poppy a gift certificate to Ganja Gourmet in Oregon. Food laced with pot is the gift that keeps on giving.

Shiloh was regifted her copy of “What to Expect When You’re Expecting" from Nellie, and as a surprise she threw in Baby Toni for good measure. Properly wrapped of course.  Why get pregnant when you can get an actual baby as a gift?  So clever!

We hope that all our readers had a happy and safe holiday.

Yours in Christmas,

Graham Staph and Serena Albertine

Bloggers for Infectious Beat Magazine