Once upon a Steff

Hola friends, fans, and cutie stalkers!! Welcome to the wonderful world of me!! I sometimes have too much on my mind, along with too much time on my hands. So here's your ticket to good times,fun times, weird times, and mad times.

[dailyladygagagifs]

I’m not gonna  c r y  anymore.

[pardonmewhileipanic]

fat girls are fucking amazing and magical, pass it on

[daddys-kinky-kitten-deactivated]

Plump girls*

[pardonmewhileipanic]

no fuck you

i said fat

I MEANT FAT

if you want to make a post about something else, do it, but don’t “correct” my post because YOU have an issue with the word fat and I don’t

that’s YOUR problem, not mine

FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT

I am FAT and this post is for FAT girls

fuck your sugar coated pet names 

[vacationpapi]

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this is the best video on the internet

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this is me

[prettyb-oy]

this little girl’s happiness just made me cry

[kushandwizdom]

Awwwww so precious 😩❤️

[stefflovescutie]

💙

[fortpillow]

You’re not going to be happy all the time. No one ever is. Sometimes you’re just going to sort of exist, and that’s okay. Learn to be satisfied with “content” and “calm” and “not sad.” Not sad is good. Not sad is great.

-happiness is awesome, but the universe doesn’t revolve around a smile (via fortpillow)

😊

[makeupbox]

Meet the new Dior Fluid Shadows launching with the Fall Winter 2015 Cosmopolite collection!

These liquid shadows can go on sheer or intense depending how you apply them, and the shades are just gorgeous. I’m still giving these a test try today to see how they last, but I have swatches of the entire collection from cream blush sticks to palettes to lippies up on dayre.me/makeupbox today!

The collection launches tomorrow officially but there’s stock available for most products at the @ion_orchard Backstage Boutique now.

#makeup #beautynews #liquid #metal #eyeshadows #metallic #gold #burgundy #sg

[stefflovescutie]

Fancy

[funeralbelle1]

I was thinking about the Grim Reaper recently. They’re not tied to any particular religion, they just personify death and collect the soul and take them…where? What if they’re like afterlife HR?

“So hey! You’re right on time! Okay, your chart says ‘Hellenic.’ Got your coin for the ferryman? No?! Alright, here’s the deal: sign here, River Styx is down the next hall on the left, but you can’t cross for another hundred years. Hey, I don’t make the rules! What do you think a last will and testament’s for, Felix?!”

“Gina! Almost had you there in ‘93 with that heart attack, eh? Eh? Anyway, Catholic, right? Hang a left, St. Peter’s waiting behind the gates, he’ll give you your assignment.”

“Hey boss, this one didn’t believe in afterlife or having a soul– I’m headed to my next appointment.”

“Sanjay! Nice long life you had there, buddy. So you remember where the Great Revolving Door of Reincarnation is– oh wait! You qualify for nirvana! Look at you!”

“So Sam, you’re…agnostic. Come to my office, we’ll discuss your options.”

[funeralbelle1]

verati404, this one!

[verati404]

I really love this take on the Grim Reaper, actually.  It takes everybody into account.  Kinda reminds me of the afterlife several mediums have described.

[synfulwitchcraft]

Falls into line with my own current idea that we go to the afterlife we believe in… I like this a lot. Giggled pretty hard at “come to my office, we’ll discuss your options”

Seriously guys, someone be sure to give me coins for the ferryman…. >.>

[stefflovescutie]

❤

[somnulentia]

Edward Scissorhands (1990), dir. by Tim Burton

[stefflovescutie]

😢 baaaabeeee ❤💋

[stefflovescutie]

me: I gotta stop spending money

me: *buys 7 lipsticks*

me: *blows the rest on mexican food*

[vandalismwithapinksharpie]

[stefflovescutie]

👀❤👽

[gagaroyale]

HD Version of the first teaser of American Horror Story: Hotel featuring Lady Gaga

[stefflovescutie]

Soo excited

[gemma-goes-to-uni]

Zuhair Murad Fall 2015

[stefflovescutie]

Let's have a ball when I turn 30

[heavymetalchuck]

[iwantmyjuicebox]

Same

[stefflovescutie]

I think I'm depressed 😐

[inside-a-young-girls-thoughts]

GIGANTIC. yes. be ashamed of yourself

[stefflovescutie]

Late nite thoughts forever 2

Why do I like the stupidest things? I just watched a really stupid movie, and I really liked it. It was the sequel to a ridiculous movie, that I’ve seen 3 times. Its about nazi zombies..in Norway. Ugh, me…soo easily entertained. Lately I’ve been wanting to listen to Ke$ha, but everytime I do, I get bad luck. This one time I was gonna ask this one stupid guy out, but due to the marathon of Ke$ha songs I had listened to prior to that moment, bad luck struck and he told me about some girl he had just banged….out of nowhere…all I even got to say to him was “hi”. Then this other time I was singing along to Ke$ha and I got a speeding ticket. There were other Ke$ha bad luck related incidents but these were probably the most memorable. Even though she's not even relevant right now, she's soo catchy. I am soo stupid for not learning my lesson. Oh that young pop music!!! You complete me

[psychedelic-things]

dreamin

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Me at family parties