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John Steinbeck makes mistakes. More news at seven.

[tanizakisuggestions-blog]

hey tani how do you feel about mashed potato!

It’s. Alright.

You need to put things in it to make it really good, though.

[steinbecksuggestions]

Just ‘alright’? Tanizaki-

[steinbecksuggestions]

Surprise bitch

Bet you thought you’d seen the last of me

[steinbecksuggestions]

Some fuckin’ kid just shoved me in a locker and took my lunch money wtf I’m a grown ass man I thought I left this shit back in highschool

[chuuyasuggestions]

Why are you in a high school? 

[jounosuggestions]

Reminiscing. Closing a circle. Having an existential crisis. Murdering former tormentors. Brainwashing the minds of the young to take down capitalism with him and his decaying truck.

[steinbecksuggestions]

I was tryin' to ask about Ruthie's education possibilities, actually. Thanks for thinkin' so highly of me though.

[steinbecksuggestions]

is it legal to fuck plants?

Google says yes.

[steinbecksuggestions]

hi my name is sync dark’ness dementia raven way and i have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like amy lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). [[i’m not related to gerard way but i wish i was because he’s a major fucking hottie. i’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. i have pale white skin. verdict ;)?

I think the worst thing about this is that I know the origins of this one.Nice try, though.

[steinbecksuggestions]

Some fuckin' kid just shoved me in a locker and took my lunch money wtf I'm a grown ass man I thought I left this shit back in highschool

[steinbecksuggestions]

I'm 18 with brown eyes, 5"4' with mid back length blondeish brown hair. I'm the type of person to go with the flow. I'm not a leader, I'm confident but I care what others think abd want their happiness over mine. I haven't experienced much as I tend to stay inside, but when people go out I enjoy tagging along! I'm very outgoing and usually the mom of the group, not terribly shy. My ideal date is an evening dinner, like a fucking picnic because they're usually homemade and more fun! 😘 Verdict?

Oh hey look I took forever to answer this because I’m a livin’ disaster.

Well, ya didn’t mention a gender and I’m gay as fuck so jot that down.Also is it bad that I totally couldn’t work out if I knew ya or not? I’m tryin’ way too hard to work this out.

[incorrectbungoustraydogs]

Doctor: [handing me my new born baby] I’m sorry but your wife didn’t make it

Steinbeck: [handing baby back to him] bring me the one my wife made

[lokiiis-deactivated20200515]

@steinbecksuggestions

[nyrma]

DESCRIBE YOURSELF ON ANON AND ILL SAY IF ID DATE YOU

(gender, age, height, eye colour, hair colour, interests, ideal date, etc.)

[sleeping-ranna]

reblog this if your icon could kill a man

[hmelvillesuggestions]

Some days I feel like I should retire. 

Again. 

Since I technically already did once.

[steinbecksuggestions]

Run while you have a chance.

[hmelvillesuggestions]

I’d consider it, but I would be taking Moby Dick back with me. And even if I took her still mechanized, that would leave several of you here stranded and homeless unless you were planning on returning with me.

[steinbecksuggestions]

Please take me with you and Moby Dick. I don’t want to deal with this job anymore. Please.

[hmelvillesuggestions]

You do realize I have an actual house back in the states yes? I don’t live on a whale all the time if I can help it. You don’t really need to pay rent, since no one really does it now either. And I can easily drop you off back with your family once we’re back.

[steinbecksuggestions]

Almost all of that sounds really really good.

[steinbecksuggestions]

Well I’ve missed a lot.

Who’s the new guy?

[tatsuhikosuggestions]

Someone who most definitely will not be wasting time with someone as lowly as you.

[steinbecksuggestions]

Ah, excellent, he’s a conceited prick. Cool.

[tatsuhikosuggestions]

Conceited? No, merely aware of my worth.

[steinbecksuggestions]

Yeah, he’s conceited.

[tatsuhikosuggestions]

-shoving apple into your mouth- yeah yeah, hold this for me, would you love?

[steinbecksuggestions]

*Swats away his hand*

If it’s poisoned I’m gonna kick your ass. Otherwise, I’m takin’ it.

So joke’s on you, I like apples.

[tatsuhikosuggestions]

Oh? Good for you. I’ll supply you with many apples in that case, if I can get you to eat enough the cyanide will kill you.

[steinbecksuggestions]

I’m content with this demise.

[goncharovsuggestions]

Oh honey

[steinbecksuggestions]

Oh no.

[hmelvillesuggestions]

Some days I feel like I should retire. 

Again. 

Since I technically already did once.

[steinbecksuggestions]

Run while you have a chance.

[hmelvillesuggestions]

I’d consider it, but I would be taking Moby Dick back with me. And even if I took her still mechanized, that would leave several of you here stranded and homeless unless you were planning on returning with me.

[steinbecksuggestions]

Please take me with you and Moby Dick. I don't want to deal with this job anymore. Please.

[steinbecksuggestions]

Well I’ve missed a lot.

Who’s the new guy?

[tatsuhikosuggestions]

Someone who most definitely will not be wasting time with someone as lowly as you.

[steinbecksuggestions]

Ah, excellent, he’s a conceited prick. Cool.

[tatsuhikosuggestions]

Conceited? No, merely aware of my worth.

[steinbecksuggestions]

Yeah, he’s conceited.

[tatsuhikosuggestions]

-shoving apple into your mouth- yeah yeah, hold this for me, would you love?

[steinbecksuggestions]

*Swats away his hand*

If it’s poisoned I’m gonna kick your ass. Otherwise, I’m takin’ it.

So joke’s on you, I like apples.

[tatsuhikosuggestions]

Oh? Good for you. I’ll supply you with many apples in that case, if I can get you to eat enough the cyanide will kill you.

[steinbecksuggestions]

I’m content with this demise.

[steinbecksuggestions]

Well I’ve missed a lot.

Who’s the new guy?

[tatsuhikosuggestions]

Someone who most definitely will not be wasting time with someone as lowly as you.

[steinbecksuggestions]

Ah, excellent, he’s a conceited prick. Cool.

[tatsuhikosuggestions]

Conceited? No, merely aware of my worth.

[steinbecksuggestions]

Yeah, he’s conceited.

[tatsuhikosuggestions]

-shoving apple into your mouth- yeah yeah, hold this for me, would you love?

[steinbecksuggestions]

*Swats away his hand*

If it’s poisoned I’m gonna kick your ass. Otherwise, I’m takin’ it.

So joke’s on you, I like apples.

[hmelvillesuggestions]

Some days I feel like I should retire. 

Again. 

Since I technically already did once.

[steinbecksuggestions]

Run while you have a chance.

[steinbecksuggestions]

Well I’ve missed a lot.

Who’s the new guy?

[tatsuhikosuggestions]

Someone who most definitely will not be wasting time with someone as lowly as you.

[steinbecksuggestions]

Ah, excellent, he’s a conceited prick. Cool.

[tatsuhikosuggestions]

Conceited? No, merely aware of my worth.

[steinbecksuggestions]

Yeah, he's conceited.