Makeup Shenanigans

Drag • Makeup • Fashion failure

[stella-noir-blog]

I really want to do my makeup:

However it is 9:49Edt and I'm tired as hell .... so probably not :(

[stella-noir-blog]

They finally came!

[armandyke]

Reasons straight girls need to stop calling their female friends “girlfriends”:

- The word “friend” already exists and is gender neutral you don’t need another word for friends of the same gender

- I’m gay and confused

- That’s it

[lizzieunfortunatelynotbennet]

“I m gay and confused” is probably my new life motto

[reallytinylaura]

Once a co-worker of mine confused the crap out of me by asking how my girlfriend was and I’m like “….fine?” and then she’s like “oh so is she home from the hospital?” I realized she was taking about my friend who was in a car accident a week earlier.

Stop confusing the gays. We’re sad enough already.

[devenka]

Language policing at its finest

[armandyke]

28,000+ gay women: This is annoying and confusing

Y’all: 

[stella-noir-blog]

What the heckie

My eyeliner is being held at the post office, but my brushes are in route ....

**Excited Buzzing**

[dorkyshidae]

Kandy Muse for ‘Cosmopolitan’.

[dorkyshidae]

[girlsbeautytips101]

[theglamgoth]

add my snapchat for makeup tutorials!!! “Marleymitch”

[makeupbykenna]

if you don’t know what order to do your makeup in xx

[showmemakeup]

THIS FALSE EYELASH HACK WILL CHANGE YOUR LASH GAME!

I have been applying false lashes to myself for over 17 years now so I think I can say I’ve the technique down pat. But so many people still struggle with the application of false lashes and many give up on the task after just a few failed attempts. Practice makes perfect! I know it is easy for me to say just ‘how simple’ the method is, and even show you how uncomplicated it can be in a popular tutorial of mine (which you can see here), but still, I receive a few comments from the odd exasperated viewer that they just can’t grasp it.  SO… during a recent 1-2-1 lesson with a client, who also wrestles with falsies, I showed her a technique that is super simple yet really effective and is one that I have shown to many clients in the past but until now never thought to record it. It will change your lash game forever if your current nemesis is a false lash! Interested? Watch the tutorial and give it a go for yourself! 

Shonagh x

[girlsbeautytips101]

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[makeuptips-]

How To Create Full, Fluffy, Thick Textured Brows

Fluffy, textured brows are all the rage nowadays and are a major beauty trend. I’ve personally always loved the look of brows that look natural and full, with the hairs moving all over the place and each one looking perfectly soft and defined. Fluffy, textured brows can take some work, and so can filling them in bit by bit, but there is an easy way. All you need is a tinted brow gel (I used *Benefit 3D Brow Tones) + a clean spoolie and you’re good to go!

It’s an easy technique that anyone can master, but you’re going to want to make sure your face is free of any makeup as it can get a little messy! Keep some makeup remover handy to clean up afterwards and if you like you can go in with a little concealer to really polish the brows off. Makeup wise I like to keep the rest of the face pretty neutral with just a little mascara, a hint of concealer and a bright coral lip.  Keep reading to see the picture tutorial!

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[girlsbeautytips101]

@girlsbeautytips101

[lazygirlguidetomakeup]

[kisses4misses]

i think we could all use this

[lazygirlguidetomakeup]

[makeuptips-]

When applying eyeshadow always blend colours upwards and occasionally outwards, this will make the eye look more awake and brighter as opposed to blending downwards which can cause a droopy effect to the eye.