I despacidon't understand

29, bi, she/her

[yharnam-is-a-fuck]

[occudo]

They wear suits, but they don't even know basic etiquette.

inspired by @cowardsexual 's post of a very sleepy phm science team and Grace's teacher instincts

[larval-tear]

just saw the phrase “fuck, it’s dogshitslop”

[larval-tear]

fuck! it’s dogshitslop!

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[memorycycle]

i could jumpstart a car with my breasts

[memorycycle]

yeah whatever next time ur stuck out on the road dont expecr me to come bouncing

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 21

Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Zuko (ATLA: Movie)

Voting ended onJun 8

[bace-jeleren]

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT DR. IVO "I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT" ROBOTNIK IS LOSING

[bace-jeleren]

EGGHEADS, WE MUST PERSEVERE!!!!!!

[noelledeltarune]

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

[noelledeltarune]

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

[qteeclown]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[isawken]

june vision board

[that-house]

doesnt it strike you as just a little too convenient that the show and the character are both named Naruto?

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

honestly for me this situation isnt drawing a single bead of sweat first i grab the tiger's jaw with both hands and pry it open, quickly bandaging the wounds i received (didn't hit anything important) and pushing the tiger away while simultaneously falling into my grizzly bear stance and watching as the tiger scurries away with its tail betweens its legs at the sight of my massive shoulder humps. i roar defiantly and catch three dozen salmon at the river

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

I'd summon twin scythes

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

really cool

[butch-king-frankenstein]

sometimes you'll see a bird for the first time and when you look it up you learn that its name is the Common Dirt Bitch and its range is Everywhere and there are 400 million of them in your state alone

[my-dailydreams]

[indigosfindings]

people online: hi hows it going

people irl: hi hows it going

marina diamandis if she wrote an extended version of how to be a heartbreaker where it's revealed tbat electra heart is a bee: rule number five/is you protect the hive/so that the queen can survive/and all your larvae can thrive