Requests + Headcanons {open}

Em (they/them) virgo☀️scorpio🌑sagittarius⬆️

[stenbrozier]

What I Write For:

IT (young + old Losers) *Beverly upon request*

Poly Losers’ Club + Different Losers’ Ships

Defending Jacob (Jacob Barber + Andy Barber)

Stranger Things (Steve Harrington, Mike Wheeler, Dustin Henderson, Billy Hargrove + Jonathan Byers)

Any of Bill Hader’s characters (NOT Bill himself)

IAMNOWT (Stanley Barber + Sydney Novak)

Marvel (Starlord, AntMan, Captain America + Bucky Barnes) *others upon request*

The Lodge (Aiden Hall) *only upon request*

{More will be added as I fall in love with more TV shows and movie characters ❤️}

MASTERLIST IS IN THE WORKS

[stenbrozier]

Masterlist Link: https://stenborizer-secondary.tumblr.com/post/623935037285564416/stenbroziers-masterlist

Stenbrozier’s Masterlist

Last Updated: 7/17/20 IT (2017 + 2019) Bill Denbrough:  Mixed Emotions (Part 1|Part 2) Flirty!Reader Headcanons Secrets (Uris!Reader) Making

WIPS:

- Fluffy Stan U. :)

[stenbrozier]

To @moonsoforion and @outsidejokes, I’m not posting on this blog anymore, unfortunately. I’m so sorry to disappoint you guys!! I very much gave up on writing in September, but I’m glad you both enjoy my past works enough to request a ship!! Y’all sound so cute, thank you for the follows ❤️

[whitepeopletwitter]

[liliemm-old]

How the Losers would react when these dummies finally get together :”)) I was watching Friends and this is just happened??

[onlyreddie-deactivated20191226]

oh my god too accurate

[shakenawake-deactivated20161107]

[beesforpresident]

Dream girl:

Yellow with black stripes Six legs Antenna Compound eyes Collects pollen and nectar from flowers

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Halloween 2020, Oil on Paper by Edward Delandre

[thebootydiaries]

beekeeper:*keeps bees*

bees:*is keep*

[stenbrozier]

hey y’all. i am tired of writing i think...like i’m so stressed out and feeling like i have to write adds so much to it and i don’t think i’m going to be able to anymore :/ i’m sorry

[methhomework]

me as a laywer

me: so you took a shower and then you heard the gun shot

witness: yes

me as a lawyer: isn’t the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you’re forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the immonium thygocolate

witness: i’m bald

[bongcop]

[officialscud]

thief..

[veryfunnymemes]

[g0ds-favorite]

[thebootydiaries]

me, procrastinating: i hope somebody kills me before this is due

[airsignz]

good morning to women above 5’7, men below 5’5, bisexuals with clear phone cases, girls that hated the color pink growing up but like it now, college students ignoring academic emails, high school students that are cheating in all their classes, ppl who own too many candles or mugs, lesbians that had a crush on their best friend, ppl who have never watched one piece, ppl that don’t drink coffee or tea, girls that wear false lashes, men that wear chapstick, ppl that were dinosaur kids, and last but not least ppl who play as yoshi in mario kart

[anxietyproblem]

[stenbrozier]

Afraid, potion, and spells for the halloween asks :)

afraid: what’s something you’re not longer scared of?

my sexuality, as deep as it sounds lmao

potion: do you have a ‘party trick’?

ummm I can down an entire Red Solo Cup’s worth of vodka in 15 seconds

spells: what superpower would you choose?

time travel!! I would love to go back in time and just experience different important events like Stonewall + Women’s Right Movement