100,000 Bees for President

All work and no play makes for an efficient hive.

[beesforpresident]

Having a semi-successful blog on tumblr used to be the most interesting fact about my life, but now there’s stuff that I’m more proud of accomplishing and I like to think that that’s character development.

[beesforpresident]

How long have you had this blog for?

Like 6 years or something like that

[beesforpresident]

I think my favorite thing about tumblr is how much everyone on this site fucking hates tumblr

[beesforpresident]

How are bees going to meet the presidential age requirement?

The collective age of thousands of bees surely surpasses 35 years

[beesforpresident]

Should a singular bee try to become president or should thousands of bees in the shape of human person run for president?

Any of the above suggestions would suffice

[beesforpresident]

Tumblr keeps trying to trick me into making new posts but i’m still riding the high from my one successful shitpost from 2 years ago

[thewannabeee]

Fun Facts About Honey

- Honey is mostly sugar (WoW!) it is 80% sugar and 20% water (double WoW!)

- There are over 20,000 species of bees, but only 4 make HONEY

-Honey is the ONLY food that contains all the substances you need to survive (Including WATER)

-Children under the age of 1 should not eat honey… why? because sometimes it contains bad stuff called botulism and can cause them to get botulism poisoning (that sucks, even infants should taste the deliciousness that is honey)

-Honey will crystallize under optimum temperatures (this has a lot to do with how you store it)

-Bees produce honey to eat during the winter when there are no flowers and no nectar for them.

-A honeybee would only need an ounce of honey to be able to fuel a flight around the world (this makes for a very cultural bee!)

-A typical beehive can make up to 400 pounds of honey a year! (Wowza!)

[raygender]

This reads like it was written by a bee and I’m 100% here for it

[thewannabeee]

This is singlehandedly THE BEST compliment I have ever received :)

[beesforpresident]

bees

Correct.

[beesforpresident]

The price is right but you have to guess the item's approximate weight in bees.

[eskiworks]

Kitten Bee

A tiny predator to hunt mosquitoes, aphids, and other pests for you!  Keeps company with bumble bees and honey bees, purrs are very smol.

Prints - https://www.etsy.com/listing/550051517/kitten-bee-print

[furry-scientist-deactivated2017]

[eskiworks]

You messed up

[beesforpresident]

Reminder that you're loved and valued, but also that you could easily be replaced by 50 bees.

[beesforpresident]

Be sure to get outside on Monday, August 21 to see millions of bees block out the sun on their conquest to retake the earth.

[beesforpresident]

where the heck have you been

I branched out into other mediums of shitposting

[beesforpresident]

Somebody has bees.tumblr.com and they don't even freaking use it for anything and it pisses me off so much. We love you. Come back to us. Whoever you are. Give me your url maybe.

[beelieveinbees]

[newshour]

[beesforpresident]

Can we ask you about bees anyway?

Ye