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You know what to do. If you don't, you can forget about dinner tonight and breakfast tomorrow morning, you little sock sniffing pig.

guysocksfeet

Cute

ahmetm23

Confidence, kindness, and a rainbow heart 🌈💖

spikey21467

almost never do long captions (i failed english) but anyway hope this is good

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Jake and Simon had been best friends since the moment they were born, two scrawny kids from the same neighbourhood who clicked, and even at 18, they were still thick as thieves, staying over at each other’s house like it was their second home.

It was a Friday night, and Simon and Jake were messing around as they always do, but that’s when an unexplained pit grew in Simon’s stomach. Something was wrong, as he felt his whole body shiver. “What’s wrong with you?” Jake asks as he sees his best friend grabbing his stomach. In a split second, Simon unravelled and compressed until he was two regular white socks on the floor…

Simon’s view was distorted as he looked up at Jake towering over him like a giant. His first instinct was to scream, but when he tried, he couldn’t.

Jake stood over Simon in complete silence, trying to make sense of what he’s just seen, but before he can even speak, Jake’s brother Mike barges in, as usual, scavenging around his room for socks. “Yo, where’s the socks? I gotta go ou-” he cuts himself off as he notices two perfectly clean socks on the floor. He quickly grabs them and sits on Jake’s bed as he stretches one of Simon over his size 11 unwashed feet.

Jake, once again, was unable to speak, his mind overwhelmed, because it’s not like he can say to his brother, “Hey, you can’t wear those, that’s my friend Simon,” so he just froze as his brother sauntered off with his best friend wrapped around Mike’s feet.