Stephanie Walton

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A masterclass... There isn't many music videos that could pull off having only two locations, the front seat and the back seat of the same car...and those braids... [new blog idea music videos that happen only in cars]

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Bonfire celebrations in Newick

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www.fashionlifeedge.com

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Hi Steph, hope you're well. We met at a Shooting People do in Manchester a couple of years back. Do you have an email address I can contact you on at We Are Colony, please? Cheers, Graeme.

[email protected]

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Jersey

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Met this guy last weekend at Knepp Farm

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I'M NOT IN LUV WITH ANYONE WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME MY HEART BEATS LIKE A BOWLING BALL THAT SLOWLY TURNS AND ROLLS ALONG I'M NOT IN LUV WITH ANYONE AT LEAST NOT THIS MORNING SOMEHOW LOVE GOT BORING MY HEART WAS BROKEN AND I BARELY NOTICED

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Lots and lots of wheat down in Oxfordshire

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Dog at Cooper and Wolf on Chatsworth Road

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Palm trees and happiness

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Me

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Walking in the Sussex hills

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Clapton marshes at sunset. This photo doesn't show the giant flying biting monsters surrounding me

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My favourite men crying

Hi. Sometimes it’s really nice to see a man you respect, even love, balling their eyes out like a toddler in a supermarket that isn’t allowed any more f*cking sweets.

Here’s a run down of my favourite men, crying so hard they might puke.

11.Shia Labeouf spends most of the film Lawless getting punched in the face and crying. He also gets shot and cries a lot then - which is fair enough.

10. Powerful Mr Obama

9. Ok so he’s not crying but doesn’t he look sad… aww.

8. Ever since Will Smith had children he hasn’t stopped crying

7. Still a babe James Franco

6. Robert De Niro doesn’t really cry but he does get punched in the face

5. Don’t cry Ryan. This could have been higher on the list but the baby ruins it.

4. 100% babe

3.Wow Don Draper, wow.

2. Could there be a more perfect moment in a film than Matt Damon and Robin Williams….crying…together.

It’s not your fault Will

1. There’s a man who has been crying on screen for years. Let’s see a chronological sequence of his best tearful moments.

Here he is being comforted by Jonny Depp.

Romeo and Juliet is when he really made a name for himself…crying There are so many scenes when he cries in Romeo and Juliet.

He cries less in Titantic, you can tell he wants to cry but it’s not in the script so he can’t.

I think he gets better at crying with age.

Bravo Leo, Bravo

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Justin does everything better

Naomi Watts and Robin Wright are currently staring in 'Adore' the story of 2 best friends, desperate middle aged single women, who fall in love, and subsequently start shagging each others handsome teenage surfer-boy sons. You know, that age old tale.

No Naomi, it's never ok, not even if all that salty bed head hair and rippling muscles dazzled you into it. Besides, Justin, unsurprisingly, approached the topic much more eloquently...

Bravo Justin, practically shakespearean.

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My life according to Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus

It's my 23rd birthday today. The last year has been anthemizised by Taylor Swift's 22. As Taylor put it, 'Happy free confused and lonely at the same time' - thanks Taylor. Not to mention 'it's miserable and magical at the same time.' Eating breakfast at midnight was as wild as it got, and the general message was that everything will be alright - and it was.

Now, however, my only year of being 22 on this earth is officially over. I need a new song, a new mantra, a new icon. The only person to step up to the plate is former child star, now twerking dissaster Miley Cyrus (and her friends Mike WiLL Made-It, Wiz Khalifa and Juicy J)  It seems this year I'll be spending most of my time smoking joints in bathrooms, hashtagging things in real life, selling Beats by Dr Dre speakers, all most definitely 'with my J's on.' The idlilic life of hanging out on the beach, baking cookies and falling in love with boys is a thing of the past. It's time to get high in the club with my shades on. 'I'm naughty by nature I'm like hip-hop hooray' - Thanks Miley.  'Looking like a model, who just got a cheque' sounds ok to me, but somewhat out of my reach. Taylor's great power is that is was all an achievable goal.

Desperately searching for an alternative, the only other available youtube options are '23 year old virgin' or '23 year old zit being popped'...Nothing can be done but start to live by the mantra of Miley. When you see me in the club, and the waitress is asking 'how many bottles' I'll be saying '23.'