Begone, Peasant Thots!

An ask blog for Adres by GHOST, because my friends are a horrible influence on me. Send me morally dubious asks, it's why I'm doing this after all.

[adres-hell-fucker]

So, remember when everyone shipped @steponmewiththosesatanboots and I?

Well, i have news.

Adri Canon.

[steponmewiththosesatanboots]

Our relationship really be built on selfcest huh

[steponmewiththosesatanboots]

Oh Put me out of my missery adres~ ♡

I

I answer one ask and I immediately get this god dammit guys

And how about no

[missepic789]

Pretty please?~♡

[steponmewiththosesatanboots]

N O

[steponmewiththosesatanboots]

Oh Put me out of my missery adres~ ♡

I

I answer one ask and I immediately get this god dammit guys

And how about no

[steponmewiththosesatanboots]

ur blog is so cringy

thank u, i try

[the-tuna-salad]

step on my throat kai kennedy

oh! I think you have the wrong blog. Im o sure you’re looking for @steponmewiththosesatanboots you can also find them through 1-800-crushmewiththemfeetdaddy.org

[steponmewiththosesatanboots]

Tuna I will murder you slowly for this

[the-tuna-salad]

did i get the website wrong or something what did I do oh sexy feet man

[steponmewiththosesatanboots]

You just called me ‘sexy feet man’ for one thing. I am NOT a walking foot fetish!

[the-tuna-salad]

u sure about that

[steponmewiththosesatanboots]

B I T C H

[the-tuna-salad]

FITE ME BIG FEET PETE

[steponmewiththosesatanboots]

BITCH IN THE NAME OF CRISP I W I L L STEP ON YOU

[the-tuna-salad]

Do it

Come on I bet u won’t

3 dollars are on the table rn

do it pete

i dare you

I Dare You

[steponmewiththosesatanboots]

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

*quietly steps on*

[the-tuna-salad]

Well there goes 3 dollars

But was it done correctly pete?

Was it????

I smell fake news Pete

[steponmewiththosesatanboots]

Mmmmm I wonder how many Pringles I can buy with this...wait...

Excuse me you dare question me???????

[the-tuna-salad]

step on my throat kai kennedy

oh! I think you have the wrong blog. Im o sure you’re looking for @steponmewiththosesatanboots you can also find them through 1-800-crushmewiththemfeetdaddy.org

[steponmewiththosesatanboots]

Tuna I will murder you slowly for this

[the-tuna-salad]

did i get the website wrong or something what did I do oh sexy feet man

[steponmewiththosesatanboots]

You just called me ‘sexy feet man’ for one thing. I am NOT a walking foot fetish!

[the-tuna-salad]

u sure about that

[steponmewiththosesatanboots]

B I T C H

[the-tuna-salad]

FITE ME BIG FEET PETE

[steponmewiththosesatanboots]

BITCH IN THE NAME OF CRISP I W I L L STEP ON YOU

[the-tuna-salad]

Do it

Come on I bet u won’t

3 dollars are on the table rn

do it pete

i dare you

I Dare You

[steponmewiththosesatanboots]

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

*quietly steps on*

[the-tuna-salad]

step on my throat kai kennedy

oh! I think you have the wrong blog. Im o sure you’re looking for @steponmewiththosesatanboots you can also find them through 1-800-crushmewiththemfeetdaddy.org

[steponmewiththosesatanboots]

Tuna I will murder you slowly for this

[the-tuna-salad]

did i get the website wrong or something what did I do oh sexy feet man

[steponmewiththosesatanboots]

You just called me ‘sexy feet man’ for one thing. I am NOT a walking foot fetish!

[the-tuna-salad]

u sure about that

[steponmewiththosesatanboots]

B I T C H

[the-tuna-salad]

FITE ME BIG FEET PETE

[steponmewiththosesatanboots]

BITCH IN THE NAME OF CRISP I W I L L STEP ON YOU

[the-tuna-salad]

step on my throat kai kennedy

oh! I think you have the wrong blog. Im o sure you’re looking for @steponmewiththosesatanboots you can also find them through 1-800-crushmewiththemfeetdaddy.org

[steponmewiththosesatanboots]

Tuna I will murder you slowly for this

[the-tuna-salad]

did i get the website wrong or something what did I do oh sexy feet man

[steponmewiththosesatanboots]

You just called me ‘sexy feet man’ for one thing. I am NOT a walking foot fetish!

[the-tuna-salad]

u sure about that

[steponmewiththosesatanboots]

B I T C H

[the-tuna-salad]

step on my throat kai kennedy

oh! I think you have the wrong blog. Im o sure you’re looking for @steponmewiththosesatanboots you can also find them through 1-800-crushmewiththemfeetdaddy.org

[steponmewiththosesatanboots]

Tuna I will murder you slowly for this

[the-tuna-salad]

did i get the website wrong or something what did I do oh sexy feet man

[steponmewiththosesatanboots]

You just called me ‘sexy feet man’ for one thing. I am NOT a walking foot fetish!

[the-tuna-salad]

step on my throat kai kennedy

oh! I think you have the wrong blog. Im o sure you’re looking for @steponmewiththosesatanboots you can also find them through 1-800-crushmewiththemfeetdaddy.org

[steponmewiththosesatanboots]

Tuna I will murder you slowly for this

[steponmewiththosesatanboots]

H E H

knew it, ya fuck

[steponmewiththosesatanboots]

Toaster, Allie smut, she-they-pronouns, BLUE; FUCKING. BLUE

@lover-of-tophats i know this is u 

[steponmewiththosesatanboots]

So *This* is the inspiration behind that obnoxious fucker Original... (Bitchy)

Who????

[steponmewiththosesatanboots]

didn't it already become an orgy a while back??? wasn't that like. one of the very few few rps.

Mod: Well technically it was one of my very LAST before leaving this blog to the wolves for months but yes. Well, maybe. I think that may have just been one-on-one, actually. but regardless, it could turn into an orgy again. u never know.

[steponmewiththosesatanboots]

Adres help. I have a crush on someone but I have no idea how to talk because I'm a socially anxious gay *flops*

Well, see, the answer to this is somewhat dependent on whether they’re you or someone else.

If they’re someone else, just very publicly propose to them. If they show reluctance, bribe them. Repeatedly and incessantly. It’ll work eventually.

If they’re you, insult, deride and argue with them until you are pure, seething rage and then very loudly and aggressively proposition them. Also propose a political marriage to prevent a war somewhere in there.

I can personally attest to the efficiency of both these methods.

[steponmewiththosesatanboots]

I'm just waiting for this to become an orgy and I'm scared for when it does.

You should be.

[satinbootsmgee]

Oh.  Hi.

*Sigh* Alright, whatsup peasant thots.  It’s me, your beloved overlord, Adres.  Ask me questions if you want I guess, but don’t be surprised if the inquiry is too dumb to even approach.  *Flips you off and walks out fabulously*

[steponmewiththosesatanboots]

Excuse me.

First off peasant thots is my line.

Second of all, impostor, if you think for a MINUTE that I’m going to repeat past mistakes and even consider fucking you on a toaster, you are dreadfully mistake. 

[satinbootsmgee]

I… Ok you’re the one that fucking brought that up, dunno where *that* came from but, to each their own I suppose. Also fuck you, I’ll say what I want.

[steponmewiththosesatanboots]

Yeah, you don’t even have the benefit of being an ATTRACTIVE impostor. They just keep getting worse and worse, don’t they?

And also, test me. I dare you. I am the Hell Fucker, bad things happen to those who defy me.

[satinbootsmgee]

Um excuse you, I am extremely attractive. We both have the same face.

And two, I bet i’ve fucked more in hell than you, you sad narcissistic self-shipping sinner~

[steponmewiththosesatanboots]

Face isn’t the make-or-break factor in attractiveness, fool. 

I consider ‘sad narcissistic self-shipping sinner’ a compliment, for the record.

And I have literally fucked Hell itself

[satinbootsmgee]

*not really interested*

My how interesting… Well sorry to cut this… *riveting* meeting short but I actually have something important to do. See you later sweet cheeks~ *walks off*

[steponmewiththosesatanboots]

OH FUCK YOU TOO PEASANT THOT

YOU DON’T EVEN GET TO BE AN IMPOSTOR ANYMORE JUST FOR THAT

[satinbootsmgee]

*flips you off* I’ll do what I want sweet cheeks. Try and stop me, I’ll step on ya

[steponmewiththosesatanboots]

Not if I step on you first, bitch.

[the-tuna-salad]

Alright calm down before this turns into another smut goddammit

[steponmewiththosesatanboots]

I am honestly insulted that you think I have any intentions of fucking this peasant thot. Flirty was at least a semi-decent impostor. 

[adres-hell-fucker]

Crisp, are we really doing this again?

I regret ever coming back on this hellsite.

[satinbootsmgee]

Only cause someone’s calling you out~ I think it’s rather lovely here

[adres-hell-fucker]

Trust me, darling, it won’t be for long.

Especially whenthat crazy dentist or whatever shows up and begs you to step on them. Or fuck them.

[satinbootsmgee]

*raises eyebrow*

Crazy dentist. Interesting… Are you this person’s fucker?

[adres-hell-fucker]

Standards, darling.

At least @steponmewiththosesatanboots has something going for them.

[steponmewiththosesatanboots]

Since when do you have standards? 

And you finally admit that I have something going for me~

[adres-hell-fucker]

Don’t let you ego inflate too much now, you barely scrape by. 

[steponmewiththosesatanboots]

Mm-hm. And who exactly is better than me, hm?

[satinbootsmgee]

Well, I am~

*smirks*

And perhaps this Flirty

[steponmewiththosesatanboots]

You. Or Flirty. But especially you. Better. Than me. That’s really fucking funny, if just in it’s absurdity.

[satinbootsmgee]

Oh hah hah. Real mature honestly, and you call yourself Adres.

[steponmewiththosesatanboots]

Excuse me.

The only one who calls me immature and gets away with it is Flirty.

And I am the original Adres thank you very much. The rest of you are cheap posers. 

[satinbootsmgee]

Oh? And what exactly are you going to do?

*leans in close*

In case you haven’t noticed, I can do everything you can and maybe better.

[steponmewiththosesatanboots]

Oh? Anything you say? Rule hell? Be an influential crispist? Have crisp knows how many hell wives? Have sex on a toaster? Fuck hell? Eat a l l the pringles? Have demon slaves who serve your every whim and talking armrests who fawn over you? Acquire an army of obsessive fangirls? Be even half as salty as I am????