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Assorted things from The Howard Stern Show!

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If only this could happen...

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R.I.P. Joey Boots

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You certainly made your mark on the broadcasting world and will be missed. RIP Joey.

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YES

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Stern Halen!

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Well, we did some things that girls like to do before you enter them.

"What's that, watch TV?!" Amy Schumer explains her recent one night stand to Howard Stern, who offers his thought on the evening, April 1st, 2014.

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He's the world's toughest ninety pound boy.

Howard Stern commenting on Bieber's attitude during a recent deposition, March 11th, 2014.

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All I did was go on the air with Bestiality Dial-a-date, and he fired me!

Howard Stern rails against his former NBC boss Grant Tinker after David Letterman spoke highly of him, on Late Show with David Letterman, November 22nd, 2013.

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Why don't you tell me where you are and I'll come see you?

Excerpt from one of the legendary Red's Tube Bar prank phone calls by Jim Davidson and John Elmo on a This Date in Howard History segment, November 7th, 2007.

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My paper doesn't out people just for no reason.

"Is Tom Cruise gay?" The National Enquirer's Mike Walker (who doesn't believe Cruise is, and explained, "That question to me just sort of summed up the essence of what gossip is.") tells us what the most frequently asked question in his career from the public about any celebrity is, November 5th, 2013.

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I had an extra hour yesterday to dread coming to work today.

Howard Stern on daylight savings time coming to an end, November 4th, 2013.

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If I'm not the most famous person in the room, I leave. And on that note, goodbye, Howard!

Russell Brand sarcastically explains the need for a star to maintain one's celebrity status in the 'fame hierarchy', October 12th, 2010.

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An eleven. That's a ten with a job, Robin!

Guest and celebrity Superfan Jerry O'Connell mentions the hotness scale level of a young woman he knows who's smitten with J.D., September 30th, 2013.

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Howard: Have you ever tasted human flesh? Ted: No, Howard, I have never tasted human flesh.

Hunting enthusiast Ted Nugent answers a question posed by Howard Stern that a lot of us would like to have asked, June 28th, 2000.

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You're supposed to spray it on people. I sprayed it into my liver.

Adam Carolla tells Howard about what he did with a bottle of champagne after winning a car race, July 22nd, 2013.

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The Beavians killed the dinosaurs.

Riley Martin, February 12th, 2002.

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What I said is, I knew Heidi Fleiss, but didn't inhale.

David Lee Roth talking about a notorious prostitution scandal that rocked Los Angeles, October 20th, 1997.

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Find that guy. His name is Jerry. You know what to do. You know what to do. Just find him.

Eric 'The Actor' Lynch telling Johnny Fratto to 'take care of business', March 12th, 2007.

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Oh, Jim, you're just like Kierkegaard, except with bigger balls!

Howard Stern responding to Fred Norris' impression of the comic Jim Florentine, who dated Robin Quivers back in the early days of the show being on satellite radio. (January 3rd, 2008.)