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you checked my profile, I have implanted a bomb inside you that will explode in a week, I do not wish I was joking.

[steve4buckets]

This mosquito i just killed bit me 6 times and only took a droplet of blood. this greedy fucker mother wanted me to suffer, and believe me when I said I would have made it suffer too if I had a few items (air canister, bicycle pump. Put mosquito into canister, plug it with the bicycle pump, raise the air pressure until it's near killing the mosquito then release the pressure (repeat 20-30 times)) but I didn't, and I unfortunately gave it a swift and dignified death to compression with tissue and hand against ceiling.

[steve4buckets]

THERE IS ANOTHER FUCKING MOSQUITO

[steve4buckets]

This mosquito i just killed bit me 6 times and only took a droplet of blood. this greedy fucker mother wanted me to suffer, and believe me when I said I would have made it suffer too if I had a few items (air canister, bicycle pump. Put mosquito into canister, plug it with the bicycle pump, raise the air pressure until it's near killing the mosquito then release the pressure (repeat 20-30 times)) but I didn't, and I unfortunately gave it a swift and dignified death to compression with tissue and hand against ceiling.

[steve4buckets]

Deep fryer

[steve4buckets]

Relatable

[steve4buckets]

Rip cuddles, you will be missed

[steve4buckets]

Me just chilling:

The sun:

RADIATION!!!!!!

Me: *screaming in horror and pain*

[benjaminketchup]

the eldritch being on the other side of the radioactive camera

[steve4buckets]

It's being blasted with practically the power of a miniature nuke, I am surprised it lived.

[steve4buckets]

So, let me tell you a story of where I've been.

I went to jail a few times got bailed a few times by my friend (he who shall not be mentioned again) got tired of jail so I decided to go to prison by stealing a support brick from a grocery store (I came back and took a few more. (the store collapsed, happily)) broke out of prison, commited fraud, got a computer (that's how I posted my latest post) smashed the computer. Let me tell you rubber does not taste good. Got a laptop, hacked into the government, sold classified intelligence to Russia and China. (Rip door, you will be missed) killed an fbi officer, sadly didn't have a gun so I had to use my fists. Jumped put a 2nd story window with a laptop, ran down the street got run over twice, of course I lived and had only a single bruise on my forehead (my knees were also broken but do you think I care?) Crawled into the sewer. There was a weird clown trying lure a kid down into the sewer further down the pipe but I gnawed off his ankles and we decided to team up to take down the government, of course I betrayed him after my knees healed up. Then I went to the nearest technology store and jumped through the front window grabbed a phone (more tore a phone off of a display thing) made a call to a guy in ohklahoma to pick me up, he picked me up and we had an excellent trip (there were a few more reasons it was excellent) I got to ohklahoma (I think you can guess what I did there (you'll see in a few weeks)) beat up a random guy ran down to Texas and then ran down to California where I somehow convinced the guy who owns the place to leave America, it should be on the news but for some reason no one cares. Ran up to the north where I am now and ate a book to obtain it's knowledge but all I got was severe disease. Ate glass, kinda forgot why I did that. Then beat a guy with the part of the glass I didn't eat then right after broke into another technology store and burned it down after I got another phone and that's my story so far

[steve4buckets]

It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

I can breath

[sugarplum-mcjiggles]

This machine NEEDS a CRT to use as a pc monitor!

[steve4buckets]

Which machine may I ask?

[sugarplum-mcjiggles]

Me. I'm the machine

[steve4buckets]

I am also a machine, let's be friends!

[ivanutrera]

robot

[steve4buckets]

Actually that is a sculpture, a cool sculpture but not a robot.

[soundtrackalley]

Day 31. Did some digital work the other day for my new coloring book. My robots are gonna love it when people start buying the book. #coloringbook #robotreelsthroughcinema #robots #frumpysketch

[steve4buckets]

Really should focus on progress of the robot country more, do they even have a power grid yet or are they using their own batterys? I'd be quite concerned for their life expectancy if they are just using their batterys.

[hiveswap]

It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

[elliot-amy]

at my old job i had a coworker who was tired and made a coffee with like 6 or 8 shots of espresso and i just casually went up to them like “are you trying to meet god?” and not only was this absolutely hilarious to them but they brought it up in future conversations they thought it was so funny but to me this was just as casual as saying “woah that’s a lot of coffee”

[gastrointestinalhallelujahcannon]

Being funny on Tumblr and then going to be funny in real life is like traveling to a foreign country and baby the currency exchange rate is biased in your favor

[steve4buckets]

I'm going to be honest, tumblr humor spreads to people who don't even use tumblr. I've been talking with my friends and the more I talk with them the more they talk like you people. I think tumblr mentality spreads.

[snudibranchs]

doodling cute machine designs and the one based on the old computer i played when i was little

[steve4buckets]

The arm looks like bogles arm

[sugarplum-mcjiggles]

This machine NEEDS a CRT to use as a pc monitor!

[steve4buckets]

Which machine may I ask?

[steve4buckets]

I am funny right?

[steve4buckets]

I wonder what people with the three dimensional shape profile picture's lives are like