smile like you mean it

i was named after captain america and i've got one hell of a lawyer for a sister. you ain't got nothing on me.

[avery-hurst-blog]

Right. Gentle soul is exactly how I would describe you. Even when you’re being a meaniehead.

[stevemattox-blog]

I’m not being a meaniehead. I could never! I don’t have one mean bone in my body. 

[avery-hurst-blog]

I’m starting to see why someone would want to introduce you to their fist..

[stevemattox-blog]

Uncalled for, wow. I’m nothing but a gentle soul who doesn’t deserve the abuse he gets, okay.

[avery-hurst-blog]

Looks like you’re the one in need of lessons if you can’t recognize awesomeness when it’s standing in front of you.

[stevemattox-blog]

Where? I don’t see it. Is it standing behind you or what?

[avery-hurst-blog]

I’m hurt like.. how can you just? I’m completely worthy.. and capable. I’m awesome and it’s privilege to know me, ok.

[stevemattox-blog]

I don’t know about all that now. 

[avery-hurst-blog]

Could I? Well, come on then, lay some wisdom on me.. since you think I’m so in need.

[stevemattox-blog]

Naaaah, it’s not that easy. You need to be worthy. You’ve got to go through rigorous tests. I gotta see if you’re capable. 

[avery-hurst-blog]

I won’t disappoint then as I have a mind of my own. Um.. sane? You? Don’t make me fall over laughing, captain. I’m fairly certain you’re crazy but I don’t mind?

[stevemattox-blog]

Okay, wow, rude. I’m literally the furthest thing from crazy, alright? I’m awesome, and you could learn a thing or two from little ol me, Blondie. 

[avery-hurst-blog]

Do you want me to think you’re cute? Um.. now I know you’re just talking crazy.

[stevemattox-blog]

I want you to think whatever you wanna think, Averyland. Me? Crazy? Why, I never. I’m pretty much the most sane person in this entire town. You don’t see me going and punching people. 

[avery-hurst-blog]

If that is true – how haven’t I punched you yet? I mean, I’m all about radiant beauty and jealousy, you know.

[stevemattox-blog]

Is this your way of saying I’m cute? Cause I already knew you found my charm utterly irresistible. 

[avery-hurst-blog]

What is with your face and peoples fists, captain? Uh.. definitely not for life but I’d pray no sneeze comes on.

[stevemattox-blog]

As if I know. They’re probably just jealous of my radiant beauty. I mean, I don’t blame ‘em. Looks at me, I’m adorable. ---Okay, well, maybe not now, but that’s besides the point here. 

[stevemattox-blog]

Oh--Aw, fuck. I swear, you think I’d get used to getting punched in the face by now. Seriously, no how fucked up is my nose? Just lay it on me, Blondie. Am I fucked for life?

[blakekarson]

Thank you. I’m a bird. Ugh. It’s so hard to make you awesome. It’s just supposed to come naturally and I’m afraid that it doesn’t for you….

[stevemattox-blog]

I’m a bird, you’re a bird, we’re all birds, okay. Excuuuuuse you. First, I’m already awesome. Second, you’re just trying to make me even more awesome and I just think you don’t have it in ya. I mean, what can you expect from a lameo like yourself?

[avery-hurst-blog]

I’m hurt my company isn’t enough incentive, captain. No but there will be free food.. and alcohol if we can swipe any.

[stevemattox-blog]

Look, you’re great and all, blondie, but a guy’s gotta eat. Heeeeey, should’ve gone and started with that. Don’t worry, we’ll totally snag a bottle or two. They won’t even know it.

[blakekarson]

Rude. So rude. I’m more than a feather dammit. Well… you could save super basic girls from long Starbucks lines. That would make the news all over. Ooh, or how about you create a netlfix sanctuary. Where people can escape their every day lives to spend a couple hours watching Netflix in a comfy place with soft napping beds. 

[stevemattox-blog]

Fine, if you’re gonna be all emo about it then you’re a bird, a whole entire bird. Don’t you feel special now? Hmm, not bad, not bad. It’s a good start, but I’m gonna need more if I’m gonna go on and save the entire world. 

[avery-hurst-blog]

It might be. So what do ya say?

[stevemattox-blog]

I dunno, man. Is there gonna be free food or what?

[blakekarson]

I was going easy on you, didn’t want to leave a bruise. -punches him decently hard this time- See, I can handle ya. How d’you plan on making a name? Let me help…. I have some ideas. 

[stevemattox-blog]

-laughs slightly- Better, but not good enough. Still feels like a feather went on and hit me. Haven’t really thought that all the way through yet. Yeah? Alright, let me hear ‘em then. 

[avery-hurst-blog]

I’m the whole package, captain. Now if only I could persuade you to come with me I might not expire from boredom.

[stevemattox-blog]

Is this your subtle way of asking me to whatever holiday fiesta you gotta go to? 

[blakekarson]

You asked for it. -hits him in his harm, but not that hard- Yeah, it’s so cool. Except totally morbid as well. I’ll roll with it. You however have much larger shoes to fill, so I can’t be too mad. 

[stevemattox-blog]

-makes a face- That’s all you got, lollipop? It’s like getting hit my a little baby kitten. I felt nada, nothing, zero, zip. Am I seriously gonna have to teach you how to fight now? Yeah, no kidding. I don’t really know how I’m gonna do it, but, fuck it. I’ll make a name for myself and have Captain America bow down to me.