Enid: have you ever stolen someone's heart?
Wednesday: yes, but they were already dying.
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Enid: have you ever stolen someone's heart?
Wednesday: yes, but they were already dying.
Thing, sign language: Are you okay, Enid?
Enid, crying: y-yeah, it's just the onions.
Thing:
Enid:
Wednesday: Those are potatoes.
Bev has called Richie out
Bill: d-do you gu-u-ys want to go the t-t-he Arcade?
Bev: sure, I'm up for the arcade.
Stan: okay.
Ben: that sounds like fun.
Eddie: i don't know. the arcade is incredibly unsanitary.
Eddie: it there is even one jagged part of a machine, and we get cut, we all could get tetanus.
Richie: I'll keep Eds company in case he gets tetanus.
Bev: haha Rich, real funny.
Richie: oh, believe me. I know. Buy Eddie bear would be so lonsum without someone as upbeat and perfect as i.
Eddie: sure. And don't call me that!
Richie: oh stop with your kidding Eddie bear.
Eddie: I said don't call me that.
Stan: stop bickering, it's hard to watch.
Eddie: we are not bickering
Richie: we are not bickering!
Stan: Bev, are they bickering?
Bev: bickering.
Richie: oh, shut the fuck up.
Bev: but really why don't you want to go Richie? you're always the one to suggest this
Richie: because I've grown too sophisticated for activities as such.
Bev: sure Richie, sure.
Bev: are you sure your not doing this just to have some alone time With Eddie?
Richie: that is the most ridiculous thing I've heard in a while. Beverly.
Bev: really?
Richie: yes.
Beverly: What about the nosebleed thing from a few days ago?
Eddie: What?
Richie: that's irrelevant. I had a nosebleed because I crashed my bike and faceplanted into the cement.
Beverly: I remember that story a bit differently, Richie.
Richie: No, you don't.
Stan: stop denying it, Tozier. You're turning red.
Eddie: wait, when did all this happen?
Eddie: your nose started to bleed? Bike accident?
Richie: like I said. " irrelevant."
Richie: I'm just not in the mood for the arcade. Let's go the the movies instead.
Eddie: but-
Richie: no buts Eddie everyone's going.
Stan: we are?
Beverly: we are?
Bill: we are?
Richie: yup. There's a new Friday the 13th.
Xavier: why are you ignoring Wednesday?
Tyler: i'm playing hard to get.
Xavier: why? you're already hard to be around.
Enid: he's right, you know.
Enid: I, I got the feels for you ya, ya, ya,ya!
Wednesday:
Enid: You have stolen my heart! Oh ya!
Wednesday: Enid, what are you saying?
Enid: never let it go, oh ,oh!
Wednesday:
Enid: no never let it go, oh, oh, no!
Wednesday:
Enid: lightning straight to my heart, oh yeah!
Wednesday: (-////-)....
creg pls
Enid: what would you do if I were to break up with you and get back together with my ex?
Wednesday: you've only ever been with me, Enid.
Enid: .....exactly
Enid: don't give your crush subtle hints instead...
Bianca: what?
Enid: hit them with the....HEY BABY WONT YOU LOOK MY WAY!
Wednesday:
Enid: I can be your new addiction~
Wednesday: The elderly at weddings always poke me and say " you're next".
Wednesday: they say it's a tradition.
Wednesday: So I started doing the same thing at funerals.
Enid:
Enid: no comment, wednesday.
Enid: wednesday! Wednesday!
Wednesday:[doesn't turn around] what?
Wednesday: this is my writing time.
Enid: I know, I know, I know.
Enid: but this is a big deal! Guess what I'm gonna get!
Wednesday: on my nerves.
Pugsley: aww you and enid are so cute. I put you both in a boat.
Wednesday: you put us in a boat?
Enid: wait...are you saying you ship us?
Sheriff Galpin: you are under arrest, i need your name.
Enid: my name is Deez.
Sherrif Galpin: Deez what?
Yoko:..
Bianca:..
Xavier:..
Bianca: Ajax, no.
Ajax: DEEZ NUT—
Enid, holding a plant over Wednesday's head: oh wow, look at that, i guess we have to kiss now.
Wednesday: Enid, that's parsley.
Enid: dammit.
Wednesday: that wasn't a no, Sinclair.
Enid: hey wednesday!
Wednesday: what?
enid: this may be cheesy.....
Enid: but i think you're grate.
Wednesday:
Enid: hey Wednesday!
Enid: did you hear the song about the tortillas?
Wednesday: why would someone make a song about tortillas?
Enid: i really shouldn't call it a song, it was more of a✨ wrap✨.
Yoko: Wednesday, i shall show you my strengths.
Yoko: * slams head through a brick*
Yoko: voila.
Wednesday: is that all you got?
Wednesday: because Enid showed her strengths to me as well.
Wednesday:....
Wednesday: she stayed off of social media for an entire day...
Wednesday: top that, Tanaka.
Wednesday: i desire moisture.
Enid:
Enid: please just say "i want water" like a normal human being.