gwen wrinkled her nose and offered the red head a small chuckle, shrugging her shoulders playfully. “c’mon, if you really wanted to talk me out of beating you up you’d have to be way more persuasive,” she advised, as if she wasn’t a twig that was physically incapable of harming a fly.
“Okay, um... how about... you should definitely not beat me up because I’m a good person. Really good. Like, stairway to heaven good,” she drawled, voice drawn-out for dramatic effect. “I go to fundraiser carwashes, I rescued my dog, and I always use my turn signal.”












