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If You Die…

Lie still and don’t show any signs of life. It would be nice to die in a decent pose - but that depends on luck;

Think philosophically when drunk paramedics will drop your body from a stretcher or drag you by the legs because a wheelchair is broken;

Do not remove a tag from your foot and make sure that it is not going to be replaced. Having lost the tag you may find yourself in a cramped,ugly coffin, and not in that more or less decent one which your relatives bought for you;

Do not start yelling in a morgue “I’m dead???” “What’s going on??” “Why am I here???” If you are there, this was meant to be;

Before you lie down take a crowbar with you. A pack of cigarettes would be also useful. If you like books, take a book “Death is a lonely business” by Ray Bradbury. It will help you to not get bored during the funeral;

From time to time visit family and friends, look in their windows. This will help them not to forget you;

Do not stalk lonely people on the streets. Attack them unexpectedly, jumping out the bushes; 

Do not walk along the main path on the cemetery. This is a traditional place for the racings of coffins on the wheels;

Remember that you can only leave the grave after midnight. Do not go far from the grave, so as not to get lost among unfamiliar crosses and monuments. Try to return to the grave before the fist command of a grave-digger;

If you’re lost, stay where you are until the sunrise. At 6 am visit the administration of the cemetery. Of course you will be fined for breaking the internal rules - but they will help you to find the grave.

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