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Indie, Selective Multimuse A mix of Canons and OCs

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[themythscometolife]

Indie, Selective Multimuse A mix of Canons and OCs

Rules | Muses | Mobile Muse Page

[themythscometolife]

Indie, Selective Multimuse A mix of Canons and OCs

Rules | Muses | Mobile Muse Page

[themythscometolife]

Indie, Selective Multimuse A mix of Canons and OCs

Rules | Muses | Mobile Muse Page

[stilesthesarcasticstilinski-a]

alphaincxntrol:

[Text: Straight Thing] I’m trying to find Lemon Whores because that opening is my kind of humor and I wanna see how it goes through but no dice.

She was actually somewhat sexually frustrated, Dakota was off doing harpy things and gave her a-okay for this current endeavor. She wondered if it would feel strange, but from all the “education” the human gave her she knew that he would be gentle. Hopefully. Most likely.

[Text: Straight Thing] And I think it’s booty texted. But either way the answer is yes because holy shit. 

[Text: Straight Thing] I need.

[text: Alex Alpha] I am not reenacting the opening of the Lemon Stealing Whores. 

Stiles sighed, collecting his things as he prepared to meet up with her. He grabbed a few condoms, just to be completely safe, as well as some lube. He could hardly believe that he was about to sleep with one of his closest friends, especially for the reasoning that they had come up with.

[text: Alex Alpha] Should I bring toys or something? To help?

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thieveshavehxnxr:

“Alright fine, let’s go find something to do then, Batman.”

“But what should we do?”

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psychxmxtric:

Oh thank God, coffee. “Thanks.” He muttered, still heavy with sleep, as he made his way over to pour himself some of the coffee. Ben took a moment to put a little cream and more sugar than he probably needed before moving to sit across from the other. “So…” How would he say this without sounding like an asshole?

“Last night… Was that you, or the alcohol, or both? I mean… “ He took a drink from his mug to give himself a little time to think. This was really hard to word and he wasn’t even sure if his head was clear enough to think. “Did the alcohol make you want to kiss me?”

Stiles watched Ben, wondering exactly what the younger man was thinking, if he would even remember what they had done. Taking a sip of his own coffee, he watched as Ben sat across from him. “So,” he mirrored, raising an eyebrow. 

He set his mug on the table, stopping to think for a moment. “Well, maybe a little of both?” He admitted after a short moment. “I mean, I definitely wanted to kiss you. But, you know how they say alcohol is liquid courage?” He shrugged a shoulder. “But I did want to. You’re attractive and you’re way nicer than most of the people that I’m attracted to.”

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supernaturalguardian:

“I’ve kind of gathered that. It’s fine, I – think it’s cute.”

“You think it’s cute that I make puns about you?”

[effymccall]

Face to Face

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effymccall:

[kik] I’m serious! California California [kik] I’m actually excited about having the same time zone! [kik] I’m excited about a lot of what is coming up, but I’m also messed up as fuck [kik] I don’t want to talk about why I’m moving back [kik] I get my ticket this week and fly in next week. If I send you my address and you tell me which airport to fly into could you pick me up? My dad offered but I don’t want to see him right now. I’m going to check with my brother and his mon to see if I can stay there first.

[kik] You don’t have to talk about it [kik] YET [kik] Okay. I mean. Give me the address, Ef, but California is a pretty big state [kik] I’ll try to figure something out though because I know it’s a pretty fucked situation with your dad

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facetiious:

Malia chuckles at his random movie references as she shrugs her shoulders. “Sure, I mean- still haven’t watched Harry Potter.” She shrugs lightly. 

Stiles groaned as Malia spoke, realizing that she was absolutely right. “That’s it. We’re having a Harry Potter marathon this weekend. It’s time to really put our relationship to the test. A full day of 8 movies, without rest,” he said, before stopping to think. “Or I guess just a weekend...”

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Oh Wonder

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psychxmxtric:

“Stiles. I was literally stolen out of a shopping  cart as a two year old. She probably didn’t  want some choir picture put out and someone  recognizing me as a missing kid. I went and  did the audition, the choir teacher sent home  a permission slip, and she refused to sign it.”

He shrugged and couldn’t help the smile that  was widening as he set his game down and  lightly tapped Stiles’ nose.

“Don’t think too hard, I’m probably not even  that good anymore, out of practice and all.”

Stiles pressed his lips together, realizing exactly what Ben meant. “Oh, right. Yeah, that probably wouldn’t have boded well for your mom... Not-mom?”

He wrinkled his nose as Ben tapped it, tilting his head up to nip at the finger. “Won’t know if you don’t try.”

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trueaxpha:

“I’m pretty sure you’ve got a stash of clothes hidden around this place somewhere, if not I’ll find you out some of mine.” Scott assured, relieved that Stiles had changed his mind. The roads were probably rivers by now and he was certain the rain wasn’t going to let up anytime soon. “I’ll go make sure you’ve actually got a bed to sleep on.” Scott spoke up, unsure if the spare room was even clear right now.  

“Good point. I think a part of our wardrobe is just intermixed anyway,” Stiles said, chuckling a little as he finally turned back to Scott. “At least we get to have an old fashioned sleep over. Popcorn and no responsibilities,” he said, finally setting his keys back down and giving in to his fate. “What? You don’t want to share a bed like in middle school and wake up with me wrapped around you?”

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solumlupum:

[Text:] ‘Pissed? No.’ [Text:] ‘Confused, not angry.’ [Text:] ‘Probably shouldn’t try again, but I’m not angry.’

[text] Awesome [text] It’s not like I really did it on purpose [text] Why would I purposely send you a pic of my junk?

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myocmusechildren:

“It was worth a shot…” a soft smile crosses her face knowing she was definitely caught. “Talons and anger?” Dakota giggles softly, “is that what you associate harpies with? I would have assumed “ugly bird woman” or “like in the last unicorn?” before talons and anger.” she shakes her head at him, unable to stop smiling at his question. 

“Maybe I was thinking of a furies. They’re angry with talons, right?” He asked, assuming that she would have an answer for that question. “You’re definitely not ugly. And I haven’t actually seen The Last Unicorn?”

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supernaturalguardian:

“That’s one way of looking at it, yeah.” He nodded. “But you’re not a problem. They just don’t know how to deal with it sometimes.”

“Because I’m hyperactive and skip around through the files until it looks like a tornado went through?”

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imawarethanks:

“Well, that’s what we thought for a while. Definitely surprised us when we got a psychic and he told us. You hungry? I’m a little hungry.”

“Uh. Yeah. I’m always hungry. Is that really a surprise?”

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Done all of Stiles’ drafts

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