Dense Distractions

#ckee An equal opportunity lech

[stillmonkeys]

It's pride month and I'm still asexual as fuck 💜🤍🖤

[stillmonkeys]

when the Bruins lose we all win 🙃

[stillmonkeys]

ma boys f**k. 2019 Blues forever.

this will never get old

[donaldmaroney-blog]

Season 2, Episode 14

[stillmonkeys]

His whole fucking campaign

[donaldmaroney-blog]

Season 5, Episode 7

[stillmonkeys]

[sixthrock]

Pokestops in big cities: famous monuments, important historical sites, popular tourist attractions, unique cultural icons, homes of famous people, etc

Pokestops in small towns:

[newlabours]

[radio-freedunmovin-deactivated2]

Okay, but when is Matt Berninger going to be on Drunk History as a storyteller tho? I had a dream last night where this happened, and I need this so much.

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[marisatomay]

A cooking competition where people try to make an entire meal at midnight without waking their family up and whoever makes the most amazing thing without getting yelled at wins

[greggaraki]

i’d rather die than read anything longer than like two paragraphs on this site

[gothicprep]

[moon-pepper]

comrade

[soft-communism]

❤☮☭folloш foя мoяе soft сoммцпisм☭☮❤

[lord-kitschener]

What indeed my dude

[ahkep]

The floor is lava!

Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D. (via via-appia)

[kiango]

Listen does anyone else remember that episode of Scooby Do where theyre talking about how thick the fog was and one of them pulled out a knife and cut a circle in the fog and then ate the fog circle. why is this so vivid.

[qhloae]

When Caputo didn’t say her name