Ask Kinger

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[stillthatking]

An introduction post? For who? For ME?

Oh, well, I can certainly try! Uh, hello! My name is kinger, I love bugs, and I can make great mushroom chowder with some couscous... Or was that someone else?

... Was it couscous or was it rice? No wait, rice doesn't go in chowder. Or was it the other way around? What if I've been making mushroom chowder with couscous completely wrong? Do I even like mushrooms? Or the chowder? Or the couscous? Is this even a dish or am I thinking of a movie I once saw? What kinds of movie do I like? Actually, maybe it was a game. What kinds of games do I like? Was couscous a game and I'm mixing it up with an entirely irrelevant dish that I may or may not know how to make?

... What were we talking about?

... The ask--

Oh, yeah! Ask me anything, from mushroom chowder to tips on bull riding. The secret is to grab them from the tail.

WAIT, DON'T FORGET TO CHECK THE OTHER MEMBERS!

Caine: @adventurefan

Ragatha: @horsesarebeautiful57

Pomni: @pomni-account

GANGLE!: @jingle-jangle-gangle

A very lovely set of Blocks: @zooblesabstracthinking

Jax: @asktheejax

Bubble: @daddy-bubble01

Ribbit-- wait, RIBBIT?: @a-pretty-chill-fella

Evil NPCs (DON'T TELL CAINE!): @eviljaxin @evilribbit @askevilpomandevilrag who's insane?

MORE npcs?!: @p1nk-npc-bl333hhhh

Her 🌸: @checkmate-queen

[quick heads up, you can affect kinger!]

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[ooc below]

OOC

Hello! My name is... Well, you can go with whatever. Selenite, Carnage, King. I'm an aspiring a 20 something uni student who wants to understand your human mind (kinda like Caine, but not exactly).

- I prefer not disclosing my gender. You can use he/she/they/whatever

- I'm very aroace, and it ends up reflecting on my characters too. I don't ship Kinger with anyone in the circus, but I don't mind romantic dabbles :)

You're allowed to ask me questions as well, just tag ooc so I know it's directed at me :)

Ground rules that kinger forgot to mention, I don't mind any kind of asks. I'm cool with anything so long as you don't be hateful or derogatory, or any questions that asks like 'hey, what would you do if I kms?'

I don't like questions aimed towards suicide especially.

Love kinger, hope you guys enjoy how I play him! This is my first time opening asks in general on Tumblr, so please don't burn my house if I get something wrong, please, I have a wife and kids--

Not affiliated with TADC, just a fan. GO ASK KINGER STUFF!

[birdssong]

he was such a DOUCHEBAG this episode im LIVING FOR IT

[stillthatking]

Kinger. Your wife. Wants. To kiss. Your fucking face. Go. *whips him with a steel whip* I SAID GO. NOW. GO TO HER.

Oh I forgot I had this blog! I wonder what Tumblr has for me toda--

YEAOW!

But-- I was just with my wife! Do you even have a steel whip license? Okay, okay! I'm going!

[yellowlartdump]

I had to remove a panel because of Tumblr Image limit, but it was not that important, it was just Kinger asking "what happened"

[liro-art]

“Good memories can do a lot. Hold on to them… and cherish the people around you. You never know when they’’ll be gone.”

-Kinger

[horsesarebeautiful57]

ragatha...?

wanna play a chess match with me? (ft kinger as the king chess piece)

Uh...

@stillthatking, do you wanna play?

[stillthatking]

RAGATHA? RAGATHA!

[the voice seemed to be coming from the chessboard? More precisely, the white king?]

Ragatha it seems I've become pawn sized, Ragatha! SAVE ME!!

[adventurefan]

*Caine was pacing back-and-forth in his office, a bouquet of Ipomoea albas on his desk, piles of shoes of various sparklyness in his trashcan, and a pair of “perfectly sparkly” shoes next to the bouquet. Them being sparkly was essential, at least according to Kinger’s advice.*

*(Deep breath)* Alright, you got this, it can’t be that hard. Just got to finish modeling where it’ll be taking place, then just ask if she’d want to go with me, then I just gotta act like myself. Like Queenie said to do. This should be easy peezy, right?

This has to be perfect, I can’t have anything go wrong. I can make that happen, right? Just act natural, ask her out, take her there, give her flowers, eat and chat a bit together, be myself, and everything should be fine.

Though maybe I could wait just one more day to fully prepared myself. Maybe I could ask a few more of my members some more advice .

[stillthatking]

[He pops in our of nowhere]

Or, maybe stalling is only gonna make you more nervous. Take a leap of faith, Caine!

[weevmo]

An extremely quick comic based on something that legitimately happened to me once because I just don't get social or emotional cues sometimes 🤷

I highly relate to Caine anyways.

[kingersblogofinsanity]

Kinger I think you accidentally deleted caine lol

“You think I DON’T know that? Oh this is horrible.. I hadn’t even…”

He took a moment.

“Right now I have to worry for the others, but I’m already thinking of ways to fix this. I’m sure with a bit of roaming and searching through some source code… I can find some way to access his files again. Caine… What he did was bad. I should have guided him better, DID something before it got to this point..”

he sighed, shaking his head.

“I don’t know if the others would quite agree with this idea though… bringing him back, I mean..”

[stillthatking]

"Hey other me! Check your recycling bin. Oh, and the computers backups."

[jennthe]

The Snickers™️Ending

[stillthatking]

Hi Kinger you're so cool and awesome :D

Oh, you. You always know how to flatter me. Well, you my dear, are a whole cooler.

[cypherthesilliest]

It doesn’t matter. Just live.

[burbankblood]

Wanted to see more papa kinger!

I also wanted Caine to have a better life.

[starzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

Being bounded is a curse Caine. Watch it

[azzycakes]

Yay

[vergolophus-archive]

All right you filthy animals come get your Heartful AU:

A comic in which Pomni and Caine share a drunk conversation about what it means to be human. (My AU subscribes to the theory that these are brain scan copies of people. While some think this means nothing mattered in the story because they're "not human," Zooble/Gangle and even Caine's absolute adoration for humans says otherwise)

Porygon-Z and Dedenne re-inaction of the Heartful AU I guess LOL It's fun to imagine Beta Caine/Red AI as Porygon, the Blue AI as Porygon2, and Final Caine as Porygon-Z. TOO fitting actually. And Pomni's a computer mouse!

We've seen his nightmares, but now he's starting to dream. And it's not something he's exactly happy about. What happens when a robot loves, TRULY loves? What happens when a robot starts to yearn?

EDIT: Forgot to say I was directly inspired by @doncdesole 's art specifically here

Assorted doodles. Caine's first act of genuine kindness is installing a character customization module, all on his own. It's still... Limited to what he knows like he reaaaally doesn't know how to model proper humanoids outside of toys, but still feels more freeing for everyone involved, even himself.

ignore those other two sketches

[checkmate-queen]

𝙸'𝙼 𝚃𝙸𝚁𝙴𝙳 𝙾𝙵 𝚃𝚁𝚈𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚁𝙾𝚁𝙸𝚉𝙴 𝚁𝙰𝙶𝙰𝚃𝙷𝙰 𝚆𝙷𝙴𝙽 𝙽𝙾𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙵𝙰𝚉𝙴𝚂 𝙷𝙴𝚁 𝙰𝙽𝚈𝙼𝙾𝚁𝙴. 𝚈𝙾𝚄'𝚁𝙴 𝙽𝙴𝚇𝚃

[𝙷𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝙸 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚐𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛𝚢]

(OOC: sorry if u get uncomfortable lmao I just felt like trolling a bit u don't rlly have to answer this)

Oh...oh my...

Where did you get that photo? >\\\< You're making me all flushed.

I think I'll keep this.

[stillthatking]

You already have the real deal, darling.