that one eridirk guy

@pimstry if you wwant to see bullshit i guess he i block freely and for dumb reasons if i block you its probably because you like dirkjake not joking fictionkin

[stimpry]

[stimpry]

i can draww WWHATEVVER i wwant? if you say so

[stimpry]

im SURE you wwould

[freshwaterfag]

ok i guess i make posts now hi

more soon maybe probably

[stimpry]

THE WWAY YOU DRAWW ERIDAN IS SO GOOD

[fanatic-panic]

why is eridan transmasc? /nf /nm

WWHY I THINK THAT ERIDAN AMPORA IS TRANSMASC (TM)

dont like dont read LMAO but i am not changing my opinions on this

BACKSTORY

Eridan Ampora is introduced as a character deeply engrained in society, and therefore masculinity. Alternia is a society that deeply praises masculinity and class. However, he is deeply insecure despite his high blood caste and privilege. This leads him into lusus hunting, in order to gain praise and validation from Feferi. His insecurity leads to him taking advantage of any power he can get, leading to the events in LOWAA. His main interests include war and war heroes (Dualscar), as well as a common link with Hussie's work between masculinity and Rome (his trolltag, CaligulasAquarium. Caligula was an unpopular emperor that was killed .. just some fun facts for you) Overall, we can see him and his failures to fill any of his quadrants, making his role among the trolls the "incel" stereotype. His design and aspects of his character (wizardry, duh) are based on the popular book series Harry Potter (Wizardry Herbert, in-universe).

REASONING

All in all, he is pressed by society and expectation to fill this role of a "proper" violetblood. Imagine him starting from a basis of femininity, seeing this as a conforming burden that he must take on. And the one true role model in his life is Dualscar, the pinnacle of masculinity. And he leans into it. Hard. He wants to be like the war heroes of yore. He becomes happier. And yet this is just another insecurity of his. That he's not man enough. So he worries. This leads to him turning on the feminine forces in his life, namely Feferi and Kanaya. Feferi because she rightfully believes that he is an ass and does noy want to quadrant with him. But Kanaya is interesting, because they were actually pretty good friends. She gives him a source of power, with the wwhite majjiks, and in return, he destroys the matriorb and kills Kanaya (leading to the rainbowdrinker arc). Little reason is given for this beyond "Hussie needed a reason for the matriorb to explode", but Kanaya (Mary)am and the matriorb are both deeply linked with femininity and motherhood.

He wants to be a boy, and wants to grow up and be a real man. But like many young trans kids (or just adults who have come to hate pink) he has gone in the opposite direction, and despises what he used to be. SEND THAT BOY TO TROLL THERAPY ASAP!!

"B- But March Eridan!?!" You mean a gag panel on a calendar which was a mockery of drag culture and transfemininity, played off as a joke? Get real.

[discreetlycyan]

yeah i want this on my blog immediately. no additional commentary i just love yappery and im a believer yo

[stimpry]

is it a party in here or wwhat

[stimpry]

homestuck if it wwas actually good

[fujo-fukuoka]

I dont know if this was the intended meaning but i love how you portrayed Tavros in this image.

Long rambly paragraph about shit that doesnt matter warning

Tavros developed his forced optimism as a cooing mechanism to get through the shit(ha) hand that life continually kept dealing him, and he developed his incredibly strong empathy both as a way to save himself from malicious people but also as a way to be able to help some of the people who are suffering the same way he is. in a world where he had a more privileged upbringing i think that he wouldnt develop the same empathy, he still would care for others but he wouldnt feel the need to help them, especially those lower in caste than him, Tavros character-wise seems like over time he would fall for the casteist propaganda, especially if hes surrounded by a group of people who arent of different castes. he seems to me like one of those people whos racist because theyve never seen someone who isnt white and never got the chance to meet non-white people until they go to college and immediately lose that racism once they realize its wrong, Tavros just hasnt gotten the chance to realize its wrong yet.

[stimpry]

this is actually certified TRUE and AS THE OFFICIAL AMBASSADOR AND CREATOR OF EVERYONESERIDANSTUCK(?) i wwoule like to declare this 100% CANON

[xxtwinskeletonsxx]

@stimpry

I like your eridan Art a lot and your eridan design

I hope you don’t mind being @‘ed

[stimpry]

YES YES YES GOD YES. YES. YES. ITS PAYING OFF MY ERIDIRK SCHEMES

THIS IS SO GOOD THANK YOU

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day 1 0f attempt1ng t0 c10ne @stimpry's er1dan 1n a 1ab :D h0w d1d 1 d0 guyz.;... tf he 100k1ng at me 11ke that f0r..

[stimpry]

YESSS YESS wwhenevver i see someone draww my specific headcanons i lose all of my marbles

[stimpry]

i need you to understand theyre the same person. sniper is a dirk splinter trust

[stimpry]

i can draww WWHATEVVER i wwant? if you say so

[stimpry]

dont ask me for an eridanless vversion he needs to be there

[stimpry]

i havve a confession

[stimpry]

um um i dont like this

[stimpry]

homestuck if it wwas actually good

[the-real-ash-4real]

@fanatic-panic

[fanatic-panic]

GIGGLES???

[guardianska]

notice how eridans cape and purple hair are gone?

this is because eridan kindly donated the purple to his friends

eridan is the kindest troll in homestuck

[stimpry]

dont ask me for an eridanless vversion he needs to be there

[stimpry]

homestuck if it wwas actually good

[stimpry]

[empatheticagony]

This is awesome

[stimpry]

thank YOU tumblr user empatheticagony

[stimpry]

[whaaatwhosaidthat]

pspspsps @stimpry pspspsp i have some eridirk. I dunno if it’s the good kind but it’s definitely them

[stimpry]

HOHOOH MY GOD HELLLOOOO HELLO! HELLO. THS INS INCREDIBLE. I LOVVE YOU. I LOVVE YOU. I LOVVE YOU. THANK YOU THANK YOU OH MY GOD OHHHHHHHHH MY GOD

staring at this forevver and evver and evver