Flat-Brained

Sly, they/them Formerly bad, begrudgingly neutral, trying to be good. Full-blooded idiot

[stinkhornsly]

Morale is so low that I’m gonna have to start doing m*rning affirm*tions again.

[stinkhornsly]

So glad my partner is in love with me enough to be patient with me cause this shit is annoying as fuck sometimes

[louisegluckpdf]

normalize having huge visible bite marks all over your body. also normalize not asking people where they got the huge visible bite marks all over their body from.

[lake-erie]

the rainbow is a well-known symbol of gay pride that originated in the late 1970s in san francisco, when the gay community promised to never again destroy the earth by flood

[bobdylanyaoi]

so whens bob dylan gonna cover GAS STATION by slayyyter

[stinkhornsly]

Sometimes you just gotta stand in your kitchen and eat strawberries.

Like, you literally have to.

Sometimes.

[gobigorgoextinct]

Steve Irwin in a Jaeger would be entertaining.

Look over there. There’s a Catergory 3 Kaiju. Biggest one yet. 

Ah’m gonna wrassle with it. 

[owl-recluse-deactivated20150626]

#yeah but who’s his drift partner. a crocodile. just a crocodile. its not a special or humanoid croc its literally just a croc strapped in.

[lledra]

[frauleinninja]

THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I’VE REBLOGGED THIS BUT I DON’T CARE BECAUSE IT HAS IMPROVED EVERY TIME

[mothnem]

Croc Brain: Bite and death roll.

Steve Irwin: Bite and death roll it is mate!

[64mpg]

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

[kosmogrl]

oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

[aceofpans]

it’s because of the curse

[stinkhornsly]

There was a cool fight in the dnd game and I have no one to tell about its greatness, so:

Fuck that was cool

When all the guys used all the magic in really fucking sick ways and it was tight ?

Yeah,

[stinkhornsly]

Welp,

Guess I’ll do something self destructive later

[stinkhornsly]

Wait

Fuck

My Obligations, Duties, and Responsibilities

Ok maybe tomorrow

[stinkhornsly]

Welp,

Guess I’ll do something self destructive later

[stinkhornsly]

Yknow what, im not even trippin

One morning this sadness will fossilize , okay?

And I will forget how to cry

So like don’t even worry about it like it’s fine honestly

[stinkhornsly]

Well this isn’t fucking good now is it

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[kittykittyredcat]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

First humans ever to leave the solar system suddenly drop out of communications and the ship can't be found with any equipment. After one month of no contact their home countries start reluctantly holding funerals for the space heroes only for them all to turn up, healthy, well fed and extremely disoriented, in the middle of Tokyo, talking about alien abduction. Turns out that aliens found the poor humans straying out of their solar system, presumably lost, and took them to Alien Wildlife Rehabilitation before dumping them back in the middle of their native habitat.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#bonus points if none if the crew are Japanese#aliens just dropped where they thought was best

I literally just googled "city with the highest population"

[marlynnofmany]

I’ll bet they have cool new tattoos that turn out to be tracking devices too. Just in case these spirited individuals try to make another break for it.

[teal-deer]

... do the tats make them stupid popular, like that time scientists gave birds tracker anklets and it accidentally made them ultra fuckable

[marlynnofmany]

Let’s say yes. Those alien scientists are learning so much, and none of it is accurate.

[violetsbookshelf]

Pointe Skirt by Darinika Atelier