[actualdogvines]

[joshpeck]

my kind of content

[snazziest]

The munching sound omg

[weavemama]

my mood for the rest of the year

[aleciamasa]

In class today, Trump was somehow brought up and someone said that Trump was a neo-nazi and my professor was like, “Trump hasn’t ever said he was a neo-nazi” and another kid said, “I was still gay before I started calling myself gay!” and realized what he said and he looked just mortified but it was the greatest response to anything I’ve ever heard

[zackisontumblr]

If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

IM SCREAMING

[gunsounds-deactivated20170824]

Stoppppppp

[lovlae]

this will never not b funny every time i think about this i literally like , scream 

[heartthrobsuicide-remade-deacti]

I’ve heard people saying my name twice in my room, it’s either ghosts or hallucinations

[straightboyfriend2]

Its me outside. U want some muffins

[heartthrobsuicide-remade-deacti]

What kind?

[straightboyfriend2]

Zucchini, but it taste like banana nut

[heartthrobsuicide-remade-deacti]

Bananas can nut?

[straightboyfriend2]

You know what ill keep my muffins

[bearer-of-bad-decisions]

family feud is a national treasure 

[loamsome]

What did we do to deserve Bill Nye

[kingikana-deactivated20170826]

oh hey look a locket from when I was little!

i wonder whats inside i-

[twitterlols]

[zackisontumblr]

*clings to obama’s leg*

[colourofoctober]

“Allow cookies to cool for 10-15 minutes”

[animalsdancing]

When you’re hiding because you’re too pretty

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

I hate Facebook.

[crimeshetyped]

💀💀💀💀

[thebestoftumbling]

[strayastoner]